Raymond Stanley Roberts may go down in history as the ultimate example of the legal advice “deny everything.” When Manatee County deputies removed bags of marijuana and cocaine from his buttocks in a search, Roberts denied the cocaine was his.
Notably, Roberts, 25, reportedly had only a partial denial, stating “[t]he white stuff is not mine, but the weed is.”
This is a case that seems to fall under the adage “possession is nine-tenths of the law.” Well, ten tenths to be exact . . . he was arrested for drug possession.
oh. Will the good Professor kindly give us the law on this. How it was that this man could be searched in this way.. not that I am worried, I carry only a wallet and keys in pockets ha ha ha.
Uncle!! hahaha.. really.. I am no match.. and I must go.. please wait for 10 minutes before posting so I can leave… Don’t be cruel!! omg.. Elvis, more ass humor? no no no..
wizard2048 1, October 3, 2010 at 10:20 am
growing it up there.. hahaha….oh no!! if he and whoever shoved the materials up there and caused a bowel obstruction with a fecalith, his drugs would have been stuck between a rock and a hard place… ok.. not as good as the rest.. butt, can’t stop now!
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I have no idea how big his butt is!!! But, the cops could be withholding information that he has a whole vegetable patch up there!!!! Remember it’s just a weed…
If he were in California, they wouldn’t touch that stuff with a ten foot pole… No sireee. (assuming he’s got less than 28.5 grams)
growing it up there.. hahaha….oh no!! if he and whoever shoved the materials up there and caused a bowel obstruction with a fecalith, his drugs would have been stuck between a rock and a hard place… ok.. not as good as the rest.. butt, can’t stop now!
i should call in sick.. you guys are on a roll.. haha.. hard to leave this page.
wait! does the professor drop off these gems and then sit back and laugh? Professor!!??
Notably, Roberts, 25, reportedly had only a partial denial, stating “[t]he white stuff is not mine, but the weed is.”
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What’s he doing? Growing weed in his butt??? And his turdilyzer just happens to be white…
My guess is his shidt don’t stink either.
you guys are causing L.I.P. now!!! (laughter induced pain)
hahaha. I hope no one resorts to the old classics from here.
Regarding the search “rectum? damn near killed em” haha
whoa… how did it happen that a search of this kind was done in the first place? omg…. Sir.. pull your car over… we suspect drugs….. drop ’em and spread ’em.”?
is this florida law? scary!!
i should say to all of you that which one would say to kevorkian
“stop it, you’re killing me” wah wah wah..
have a good day all!!
I figure his crack will now belong to some other bitches….Unless he becomes the Bitch….sorry…
eniobob 1, October 3, 2010 at 9:56 am
AY;
“I hear that Butt Crack will get you every time….I am just holding….”
Like he said,the weed is mine .I don’t know who the coke belongs too.:=))
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Right but does he know who the crack belongs too????
AY;
“I hear that Butt Crack will get you every time….I am just holding….”
Like he said,the weed is mine .I don’t know who the coke belongs too.:=))
we must all certainly give the well-deserved thanks to the good Professor.. and all who have contributed here.. i will leave for work.. not with just a smile . but really laughing.. this is great..
wizard2048 1, October 3, 2010 at 8:49 am
omg i am howling.. question.. is the law ”behind” him on this matter? can he pay his fine in arrears? sorry. i know someone else will ask these questions… but not at 548 am pst.
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I just re-read your comments…. You are smoking today!!!!
“…is the law behind him” and “..can he pay his fines in arrears.”
Pun ishment intended…
You guys crack me up!!!
I hear that Butt Crack will get you every time….I am just holding….
I mean this guy is pretty cheeky… Hope he isn’t the butt of jokes around the police station..
wizard2048:
I second that.
“thanks Sir Turley for this submission.. brightens our day!”
eniobob.. super!! how much more of this “pun”-ishment does Prof. Turley want us to endure?
It is way too early to laugh this hard waa waa waa… Good one, Bud.
Things are really looking up now….. well.. haha
And where do you suppose they got the name CRACK cocaine from????
omg i am howling.. question.. is the law ”behind” him on this matter? can he pay his fine in arrears? sorry. i know someone else will ask these questions… but not at 548 am pst.
thanks Sir Turley for this submission.. brightens our day!
wen ti
Beyond words.ROFLMAO.
He can always tell the judge that someone put the cocaine “up there”while I was asleep:=))))