Washington, Jefferson … Delgaudio?: VA GOP Lawmaker Says Airport Pat-Downs Part of “Homosexual Agenda”

The George Washington Equestrian Monument Just East of The Bell Tower on Virginia's Capitol Square

Visitors to the State Capitol here in Richmond are invariably drawn to Virginia’s cascading marble and bronze tribute to her greatest native sons, the George Washington Equestrian Monument. High atop rides George Washington pointing the way– first in war, first in peace, and first in the hearts of his countrymen. Just below and in a rather pensive mood, stands the “Sage of Monticello,” Thomas Jefferson, flanked by Chief Justice John Marshall,  orator Patrick Henry, and the rest of Virginia’s intelligentsia of the Revolution and Founders of the Republic. Oh, Virginia doesn’t forget its allegorical figures either — Justice, Independence, Bill of Rights, Revolution, and even Finance, all have their own bronze embodiments just one tier below.  The monument stands for all the Commonwealth values and aspires to be.

Make room now for Loudon County Supervisor, Eugene Delgaudio (R-Sterling), who has figured out the real reason for TSA’s  fascination with pat down searches. No, not the recent spike in terrorist threats, nor even the recent mailings of bombs via commercial airliners. No, the hidden reason that this conservative Republican alone has discerned is … [drumroll, please] … the “Homosexual Agenda.” 

In an e-mail sent in his capacity as president of the conservative nonprofit Public Advocate of the United States, Degaudio fills us all in on the scam, “That means the next TSA official that gives you an enhanced pat-down could be a practicing homosexual secretly getting pleasure from your submission.” Whew, glad we got that cleared up.

Nothing new for the gay-bashing Delguadio who, in 1999, speaking in opposition to The Student Non-Discrimination Act introduced in Congress by Rep. Jared Polis of Colorado, said the bill would turn America’s “playgrounds into homosexual breeding grounds.” Delgaudio also found evidence of the “homosexual agenda” in Congress since it promotes same-sex marriages and adoptions, which will lead to “men hand-in-hand skipping down to adoption centers to ‘pick out’ a little boy for themselves.”

Now where to put that sage from Sterling? How about on the allegorical “Tolerance” or “Reason” pedestals!

Source: WTOP.com site

–Mark Esposito, Guest Blogger

25 thoughts on “Washington, Jefferson … Delgaudio?: VA GOP Lawmaker Says Airport Pat-Downs Part of “Homosexual Agenda””

  1. Now I understand that other line where people are fighting one another to get patted down and frisked first.

  2. And Buddha, You and your appendages have never been the same since being introduced to Julie….

  3. Buddha,
    I remember Julie Newmar in Batman as well. She was way ahead of her time!
    I think that Supervisor Delgaudio doth protest too much! Don’t get caught in a washroom with him.

  4. FFLEO,

    I learned every song and sang every role and decided then and there that I was going to forget the classical stuff and go straight to Broadway …

  5. Former Federal LEO: I’ve come to appreciate Julie Newmar as I’ve gotten older and wiser(?) but Appassionata was more to my taste, always liked Stella, she was quite fetching in the Ballad of Cable Hogue

    if that agenda is true and I’m assuming it is because it’s on the internets, there is no way I could ever be gay, get up at 6:00? in the morning? phhbbbblllttt hahahahahahaha

    if we’re bringing dates Emma Thompson for me please sans the Nanny McPhee make up

  6. Blouise,

    I was dazzled by the great color of Li’l Abner in 1959–not to mention the very good lookin’ women in the musical (including Appassionata Von Climax played by Stella Stevens). I saved my allowance to see the movie and only got to see it once. In those days the ushers turned the lights on an herded us kids out so we could not see the same movie twice on the same ‘dime’. I will admit to tryin’ to hide under the seats but never suceeded…

  7. FFELO,

    I remember Julie Newmar from “Batman” reruns as a kid, but you are so right. She made a lasting impression on a growing young lad.

  8. Hey C. Ev Kook,

    I bet you remember Stupifyin’ Jones! Julie Newmar was the perfect catalyst for the thoughts of any red-blooded growin pre-teen youngin’ in the 50s…by the way, lookin’ at that photo of Supervisor Delgaudio, I doubt that Ms. Stupifyin’ is to hisn likin’ but I bet he really likes Itchy McRabbit (Jerry Lewis in this scene from Li’l Abner)

  9. Shamelessly funny is more like it.

    Thanks for the relay, Dr. K.

    In the spirit of full disclosure, as a sympathetic heterosexual, I have and will continue to practice the 12:00 meeting although I order the more masculine smoke salmon benedict, roast hedgehogs, a gallon of Hurricanes and a Brittany Spears look-alike escort.

    Just kidding!

    The escort looks like Rachel Weisz.

  10. Former Federal LEO : nice, that’s a favorite of mine as well

    now I’ve an ohrvurm

  11. lottakatz: living in a too-small closet

    yeah he should come out of that closet

  12. You’re only seeing half the picture.

    Yes, the TSA is part of the homosexual agenda.

    But what you have to remember is that the goal of the homosexual agenda is to impose Sharia law in the United States, imposing the will of the terrorists.

    In other words, the Islamic Extremists are using the Homosexual Lobby to control the TSA. Possibly also using the Pentagon or the Goldfish Fanciers.

    The TSA, nominally preventing terrorism, is actually a tool of terrorists. Fabulous, fabulous terrorists.

    We’re through the looking glass here, people.

  13. LOL maybe he is a closet homo himself after all isn’t how that works the one calling the tune fits the role, but then again one would have to be supremely effed in the head to cobble that together..almost as funny as the unicorns in the theme park….glad he’s south of the 49th….lol

  14. WikiLeaks has revealed the true Homsexual agenda

    6:00 AM Gym and Tanning Bed

    8:00 AM Breakfast (oatmeal and egg whites)

    9:00 AM Hair Appointment

    10:00 AM Shopping

    12:00 PM Brunch (Salmon Benedict, roasted potatoes, mimosa)

    2:00 PM
    (1) Assume complete control of the US Federal, State, and Local Governments, as well as all other national governments;
    (2) Recruit all straight youngsters to our debauched lifestyle;
    (3) Destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages;
    (4) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents of Colombian and Jamaican drug cartels;
    (5) Establish planetary chain of “breeding gulags”, where over-medicated imprisoned straight women are turned into artificially-impregnated baby factories to produce prepubescent love slaves for our devotedly pederastic gay leadership;
    (6) Bulldoze all houses of worship; and,
    (7) Secure total control of the Internet and all mass media for the exclusive use of child pornographers.

    2:30 PM Get beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles caused by the stress of world conquest.

    3:30 PM Protein Shake

    4:00 PM Tea Dance

    6:00 PM Light Dinner (soup, salad, and skinless chicken breast, with a crisp Chardonnay)

    8:00 PM Theatre

    11:00 PM Bed du Jour

    shamelessly stolen from a message board

  15. Tootles,

    Is this why you post your homophobic rants disguised as a woman?

    To protect your day job?

  16. Mespo,

    When I seen that pitcher of the Virginny statue of Ol’ George a’ridin’ that hoarse, hit reminded me of my hero on hisn steed statute–Jubilation T. Cornpone.

    (This is one of my favorite late 1950s movies/broadway plays Li’l Abner)

  17. His rants are reminiscent of something someone oxygen-starved from living in a too-small closet might say.

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