Two adipose Oklahoma women have been accused of trying to steal $2,600 worth of goods from a T J Maxx store. The would-be robbers, Ailene Brown, 28, and Shmeco Thomas, 37, used the folds of their skin and body fat to hide the shoplifted articles—which included three pairs of jeans, gloves, and a wallet. In an attempt at mammary malfeasance, one of the women is said to have tried to smuggle three pairs of boots out of the store underneath her breasts. A booty boob job that was a bust!
Brown, reportedly, had a knife in her possession. Police believe she used it to cut off the security tags from the store merchandise the portly perpetrators tried to pilfer. Evidently, the rotund robbers did not make a speedy getaway. Both women have been arrested for shoplifting and face felony charges.
Source: New York Daily News
– Elaine Magliaro, Guest Blogger