I just saw this on Reddit and thought it was a bit of a curious sales pitch for Florida State University. I note that they do not give the same assurance of “mostly sober” for their faculty.
One could read this to mean only 39% of FSA students are completely inebriated.
This could explain the tuba line tumble . . .
At GWU, I would recommend a slogan that avoids being nailed down on specifics: “we remain sober when sobriety is required.”
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The FSU fight song?
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pete,
My thought exactly.
Just add an “r” and it’s spot on.
yeah, but ya gotta love their web address fsureal.com
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That is one reason why I was a Political Science major. Less Math to worry about!
So again, whats the problem….
So whats the problem…..I went to Texas…. Maybe the “T” should stand for Tanked….I certainly was…a lot…and more often than not…. Only time I really slowed down was when I had to take as it turned out not so difficult….Calculus….
I agree with Slarts that the percentage of FSU students under the influence is much closer to 100%!
@Bette: How’s this?
Oh, We’re the profs and teaching staff at
George Washington ‘versity
We’re the ones whose ass you kiss to get your phd
Our knowledge and experience is not why we were hired,
(it’s that) We remain sober when sobriety is required.
Here, in Ohio, “party school” Universities are having a difficult time attracting students mainly because the parents are refusing to allow their children to enroll … or refusing to pay if the children demand they be allowed to enroll. Thus many of these Universities have instituted ad campaigns that portray their institution as a serious place of learning … blah, blah.
It’s a real image problem that impacts negatively on the “party schools”.
“This could explain the tuba line tumble”
That was funny!!
Hey! This is the place everybody sends their kids to in the spring to act stoopid ….those are excellent stats!
Professor Turley said:
“One could read this to mean only 39% of FSA students are completely inebriated.”
Since FSU has a reputation as being a big party school, I’m guessing that this interpretation is essentially correct…
“we remain sober when sobriety is required.”
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What more is it appropriate to expect in a society that respects personal freedom and the right to privacy? GW is my kind of school 🙂
“We remain sober when sobriety is required” demands to be turned into a drinking song.