I just saw this on Reddit and I have just one question: what do you give to a Klingon couple for their wedding?
I suppose a meqleH (short sword) is always appropriate. Of course, if you buy off the gift register, you spend eternity in Gre’Thor. (Thank you Klingon to English dictionary site).
Of course, these two charmers do not need the make-up for a true Klingon event. They were arrested at a wedding reception after a brawl in which one hit the other with a PVC pipe and tire tool. Who brings a PVC pipe to a wedding? These guys, apparently.
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Klingons are cool, I won’t judge, but I’ve always found the lack of Alien themed weddings to be a great shame. Someone got the cake just chest-bursty right though:
darn…post not poist
Or how about his and her bat’leths for the poist honeymoon long haul?
“… what do you give to a Klingon couple for their wedding?”
Why a lithium crystal bowl, of course. You could substitute a pet tribble if you didn’t really like the couple.
PVC pipe? Obviously a Duj ngaDHa’ pujwI’ – an unprepared weakling who would be without honor.
I do so love when wedding parties introduce large quantities of booze, it always makes for just loving memories. My recent favs are the bride arrested for biting and punching the groom and the kilt wearing groom who left a skid mark of the brides dress when he sat on her knee.
The skin heads are spacing out.
Are these two mug shots brothers?
“May I borrow your funky, exotic-looking sword thingy for a second? betleHlIj HInoj”
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