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Meet Crockett Keller — Bigot with a Gun

In Mason, Texas, handgun instructor Crockett Keller has become an instant celebrity after his ad offering lessons and documentation for concealed weapons . . . unless you voted for Obama or are a Muslim or non-Christian Arab.

In an ad that starts out sounding like it was written by Sheriff Wright after his recent press conference, Keller tells listeners that a gun will make them a victor not a victim before going into his diatribe against liberals, Muslims, and Arabs.
He proclaims:

“If you are a socialist liberal and/or voted for the current campaigner-in-chief, please do not take this class. You’ve already proven that you cannot make a knowledgeable and prudent decision as required under the law. Also, if you are a non-Christian Arab or Muslim, I will not teach you this class. Once again, with no shame, I am Crockett Keller.”

No shame and possibly no license. By proclaiming his desire to discriminate against customers, Keller may lose his license.

The Texas Department of Public Safety noted that “conduct by an instructor that denied service to individuals on the basis of race, ethnicity or religion would place that instructor’s certification by the Department at risk of suspension or revocation.”

Keller, however, insists that the bar on liberals, Muslims, and Arabs was just an afterthought after “I got to thinking, ‘Hmm, I’m arming the enemy.’”

Funny, I thought bigots were the enemy in a free nation.
Source: CBS

25 thoughts on “Meet Crockett Keller — Bigot with a Gun”

  2. Crockett is my new hero. I think he has the right to refuse teaching whom ever he wants, including this nations socialist. I want one of his t-shirts and that great looking hat. After the socialist liberal hippies hit this country, it has been a downward spiral.

  4. He probably wants Democrats and Arabs for target practice. Though my dad is a Republican and voted for Obama and HE STILL LIKES HIM!! Sheesh, He blames the Republicans for many of Obamas failures. I supported Obama in his health reforms. I even sent money when Obama asked for it. Do I qualify as the enemy, Crockett?

  6. Mason is a podunk town in the middle of a wide spread of podunkness. Ninety percent GWB country. Lotsa of ranches, but its the deer leases which keep the ranchers in business. Lotsa ‘dillos in that area. Never met Keller, but I know his type. He’s probably no more of a bigot than most of the other folks around there (and yeah, most are racists even though they’ve fooled themselves into believing otherwise). But all those little towns have a town fool — a fellow whose a little off and loves attention.

    BTW, a person can eat just about anything if he is hungry enough or has sufficient Katsup or gravy, but you really don’t want to eat ‘dillo — for gastronomical reasons and the fact that is the only other creature besides man which contracts leprosy.

    And all those ‘dillo road ornaments? — an automobile can easily clear a dillo, but when surprised a ‘dillo will spring up about bumper height. It is a defensive reaction which leads to its destruction. Maybe that is something else it shares with man.

  9. Arthur Erb:

    I doubt it, he will probably have people coming from all over the country to see the “sage” of Mason and purchase his soon to be T-Shirts with pithy sayings.

    1. Texas has changed a lot since I first came here in the early 70s,especially in law enforcement. The Houston cops were simply an armed gang that had no respect for the law or most citizens. The same was true of DPS and the Texas Rangers. Now there are actually black and Hispanic Rangers, something that was unheard of back then.

      While there are still lots of the old racist rednecks around, they are a dying breed. Unfortunately they are mostly of my generation, so I won’t be around to see the power shift, but I can die happy knowing that there will be a LOT less of them, than there are of folks who think as I do.

      I think that hope is still alive here and that this stupid fool will lose his certification yet.

  10. This is not a very veiled attempt to keep black folks from having guns for their own protestion. Since most black Americans voted for Obama, being black is disqualifying obviously. Shooting at folks who shoot back is not as much fun when they do not shoot back.

    I think that this fool will be out of business sooner rather than later.

  11. As one of my favorite Texans, Jim HIghtower says, The only thing in the middle of the road is a yellow stripe and dead armadillos. So an armadillo is decoration for the yellow stripe on the road.

  12. Armadillo: from the Latin armamente (armaments) and the Greek Dillosoupius (purveyor of pottery shards): A crepuscular creature, native to Texas, well known for its curiosity, its tendency to wash crustaceans in shallow water, and its fierce defense of second amendment rights for all quadrupeds.

  14. Mespo: I think an armadillo is a cross between a sow bug and a squirrel. I could be wrong.

  16. mespo,

    Speaking of Texas–would you trust this man with a gun?
    Rick Perry gets slurry in New Hampshire, Oct. 28, 2011 (excerpts)

  17. mespo,

    Lest we forget Jones from Florida…..Now, don’t be giving Texas all the glory….

    Terry Jones 2012: Pastor Who Burned Quran Running For President (VIDEO)

    Terry Jones, a controversial pastor who has made national headlines for publicly burning the Quran, is mounting a campaign for president of the United States.

    Jones isn’t starting small either, and it seems he’s going straight for the big leagues. The campaign, named “Stand Up America Now,” aims to propel him to the White House largely on a seven-point platform which includes deporting all “illegals” and immediately bringing all of the troops home, according to ABC Action News.

    (Scroll down to read the full seven point platform via the Stand Up America Now website.)

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/27/terry-jones-2012-president_n_1035631.html

  18. I had no idea a jackass could even hold a gun much less teach others to shoot. They do have peculiar animals in Texas though. What’s an armadillo anyway?

  19. Among other things this moron does not know is that there is a reasonably large number of Arabic Christians, many have been forced to flee to the US because of our stupid bungling in the Middle East. But many remain.

  20. Exactly what is a bigot…..I get confused anymore….is it someone that just disagrees with you for faulty logic….

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