A Miami police officer was reportedly distracted and proceeded to put his cruiser up a utility pole at a 45-degree angle
Worse yet, he had to be helped out of the car by the Miami Fire Rescue. How bad is that going to be around the water cooler tomorrow? What is interesting is that, I assume, such accidents will not count against a driver’s insurance or license. No points and no higher insurance rate for his personal vehicle. Sweet. Of course, the mocking glances of fire fighters for the next year will be punishment enough.
The officer’s name is being withheld, but our own research indicates that it may be Jerry . . .
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24 thoughts on “Jessica, I Need You: Miami Cop Puts Cruiser Up A Pole”
Hi There Jonathanturley,
Maybe a little off topic, however, I have a girl best friend name jessica and we’ve been friends for three years but i dont think she considers me a best friend and we are kinda close we talk about boys and girls that attract us and we share a lot but we have never slept over at one another’s house and we live in Michigan where in winter it gets really cold and there are blizzards.
About six months ago when my family left to miami for winter break and her mom called me around 7 at night and asked if jessica was at my house and i said no and why and she told me jessica left to my house about 30 mins ago walking because her mom and her got into a fight and im the only friend that lives close to her like ten mins walking and she was worried because there was a strong blizzard going on at the moment then she told me she was going to call the police and i said OK and ill go look for her.
I went outside and found her a minute away and she was laying there and i picked her up and brought her to my house. her coat and everything she had on was wet from the snow and i removed it all except her bra and under wear because i think that would be illegal and i started to put hot towels on her to get her warm again then thats when she told me she needed body heat and she told me to take her bra and underwear off then she told me to hug her and i did i called her mom and told her to come over and that i found her. when she came she got mad at me because she accused me off trying to get her naked and told me she didnt call the cops then jessica said i quote ” Eddie loves me more than you ever would so leave” then her mom left. Jessica told me thanks for everything and told me to rub her body to keep it warm and after like a hour she was all warmed up she stayed under the coverr and asked if i could bring her some hot and i went to go make it and when i came back to my room she drank some and we started to watch a movie then i told her if she wanted me to leave so she could put her clothes back on and she said you already saw me you even felt me it doesn’t matter now then we both got under the cover and cuddled and watched the movie. after the movie it was about 11 o clock then she asked me if i liked her (which i started to) and i told as a friend as a best friend yes then she asked me how much do you like me as a friend i said so much it hurt me to see you freezing then she said do me a favor and i said what then she just reached into my shorts and started to rub me in my private area and i told her to stop and removed her hand then she told me she wanted me to be the one to take her virginity and told me she trusts me enough that she doesnt believe ill take advantage of her and i said ok and we had sex. the next morning she went home and didnt talk to me until school started we’re seniors by the way and she talked to me in scholl and asked how my vacation was and about a week after school started she went out with a guy and they have been boyfriends ever since and we talk a lot and she comes to sleep over a lot and we cuddle and hug but we dont have any sexual relations then about a week ago when she came over(my family was gone to miami again for summer vacation lol) she was im my bed and we were talking about things then she told me out of no where ” i havent had sex with him” then she just hugged me and went to sleep. i stood up that night till like 3 thinking about what she said.
SO do you think she likes me or is she playing around with me? because i really like her like lover her and i need honest advice no mean comments or anything please because shes coming over later today and i want to know if i should make a move thank you.
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