Akin’s Proof

-Submitted by David Drumm (Nal), Guest Blogger

Rep. Todd Akin, Republican senatorial candidate from Missouri: “If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to shut that whole thing down.” Now you can buy a bottle to collect these vital toxins.

“Unless you’ve been in a soundproof booth for the past three days (lucky you), you’ve probably heard a lot about this mysterious chemical that women can produce on demand to prevent them from becoming pregnant. For centuries, women have, according to anti-choicers, been able to ward off becoming impregnated by their rapists by emitting this substance during their rape. Despite being a miracle of science and biology, we’ve never known its name.”

H/T: Pharyngula.


23 thoughts on “Akin’s Proof”

  1. Bush Reagan call boy network…..Humpin in the Whitehouse

    Sometimes it depends on whose OX is being humped…the hypocritical media sweeps the humpin under the rug for some humpers if they have the right connections(sin of ommission)(selective amnesia)


  2. Here is what Humpindog sounds like without the translation machine: arff, growwwwl, hoo, bark.

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