Making The Case For Breast Control

By Mark Esposito, Guest Blogger

ImageThe fight on Capitol Hill for gun control may be just a sideshow to the real threat to male security. Reports from Washington State suggest an even more dangerous weapon of choice. Fifty-one-year-old Donna Lange has been taken into custody for murder. Witnesses claim the Everette, Washington resident threw her boyfriend down in the trailer they shared and suffocated the man.  She was found straddling the poor victim with her ample chest completely covering his face. Lange outweighed her boyfriend by about 20 pounds in case you’re wondering. Arriving paramedics tried to  resuscitate the unnamed boyfriend but to no avail. There was no explanation for the curious smile on his face. (Ok, that’s a bad joke, sorry).

Source: Huffington Post

~Mark Esposito, Guest Blogger

26 thoughts on “Making The Case For Breast Control”

  1. Wow, how fixated men are on mammaries. Not me, but I lie lots.

    At 20 was working summer job, and porkin what I could get in the summer town size small.
    I was on top in the front seat (loaned car), and she was taking it between the mammaries.
    Seems she thought it quite a natural praise and use of her endowment.

  2. It was the breast of times it was the wurst of times.

    See, I can do it too. But just because I can, does not mean I should. There is nothing in this article that educates or uplifts society in any way…other than proving the fact that just because you can does not mean you should.

  3. Many years ago, long before my marriage, I was in bed with a rather large breasted woman, who turned over quickly and hit me on the head with one breast. It hurt.

  4. I wonder who called the police, what the 911 caller reported, and how long it took the police to arrive. Was the COD determined? Were there any defensive wounds? Do you think the guy first said to her, “What’s your f0cking problem homie?” If she gets charged with manslaughter or murder will she play the sex card? What’s Hannity’s take on this? Was the guy a thug? Did they do drug testing on the DOA?

  5. “Careful! Those things might be loaded.”

    Or in the immortal words of Benny Hill

    “I bet you don’t get much of those by the pound.”

    Some jokes are breast left unsaid.

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