In Kingsport, Tennessee, former Mount Carmel Vice Mayor William Blakely is accused of distracted driving. No he was not texting or reading while driving. That would actually be an improvement according to others drivers. Rather, other drivers accused him of exposing himself and masturbating while driving.
Kelly Street reported “At over 90 miles per hour, he had his penis out [the window]… he was masturbating… and that’s when it got really, really bad. I wouldn’t look over any more, and I wrote his tag number down on my hand, which I believe he noticed, and he exited very quickly.” I am not sure how Blakely would have physically succeeded in driving while actually extending his member out the windows. That would require not only a fair degree to flexibility but endowment.
Yet, other drivers like Deborah Sturgill said that “I was scared that I was gonna wreck, he was gonna cause me to wreck.”
The witnesses told police that Blakely would first get their attention by honking and pulling into their lane. He would allegedly make gestures of begging to ask them to expose themselves.
Police says that they received dozens of calls about such conduct over three or four years from alleged victims of ages from 16 to 65.
Blakely is now charged with indecent and reckless endangerment, and criminal attempt to commit aggravated assault. I guess that is no DWM, driving while masturbating provision.
It will be interesting if Blakely claims that, as does Anthony Weiner, that it was really the technology of the car that prompted him to expose himself. In any case, Weiner shows that exposing yourself to unconsenting women should not be a barrier to public office.
Source: WJHL
FartinDog thinks that the guy ought to be let off with a slap on the wrist. I figure he was slapped around enough.
In Italian that is Ricardo Santo Rum.
We had to drag itchinBayDog off the Dogologue Machine and put her in the Sanitarium for dogs. With Rick Santorum.
He was merely off the beaten path. On a pathway to heaven. Singing the Armour Hot Dog Song and eating an Oscar Meyer Wiener with full intention to vote for Anthony Weiner if he moved to NYC where his driving habits would be more common. And if you beat it on the beaten path you are a good bet to be …..
The choice of which engine to select in his new car must have been a difficult one; either a standard four stroke or a Wankel
“The choice of which engine to select in his new car must have been a difficult one; either a standard four stroke or a Wankel”
Darren,
🙂
He should be thankful he didn’t hit the electric window switch, his dangling participle would have been a past participle….
AY, You should consider standup!
Get a room!
Now back in my younger, hippie days there were many, shall we say peculiar, things I did while driving a car, a task at which I am quite skilled. However, I can’t see it being anyway possible to drive and masturbate out the window. Nor could I understand the pleasure of it, considering the considerable contortions that I assume were necessary to perform the act.
Blakely is now charged with indecent and reckless endangerment, and criminal attempt to commit aggravated assault.
————————————————————
My goodness. Sounds like a two-peckered billygoat.
street level headline “Pol accustomed to yaking off in public morphs into jacking off in public” …
Yet, other drivers like Deborah Sturgill said that “I was scared that I was gonna wreck, he was gonna cause me to wreck.
————————————————————–
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kelly Street reported “At over 90 miles per hour, he had his penis out [the window]… he was masturbating… and that’s when it got really, really bad. I wouldn’t look over any more, and I wrote his tag number down on my hand, which I believe he noticed, and he exited very quickly.” I am not sure how Blakely would have physically succeeded in driving while actually extending his member out the windows. That would require not only a fair degree to flexibility but endowment.
——————————–
Both windows?
This is not Blakely’s first rodeo. He has charges on 26 additional counts going as well.
When he was Vice Mayor of Mt. Carmel, there were allegations he did not meet residency requirements to hold office as an elected public official of the town. The link below is to a story in the Kingsport Times-News dated last February 25. Despite the previous arrests, he kept on doing it.
http://www.timesnews.net/article/9057802/former-mount-carmel-vice-mayor-arrested-again-suspected-in-26-indecent-exposures
I wonder if he has a permit…the gun gun control advocates should be all over this…. I’m sure he will soon be registered….
“At over 90 miles per hour, he had his penis out [the window]… he was masturbating… and that’s when it got really, really bad.”
********************
How is that possible? I think he was downshifting.
“I am not sure how Blakely would have physically succeeded in driving while actually extending his member out the windows. That would require not only a fair degree to flexibility but endowment. ”
And while traveling at a speed of “90 miles an hour”?
At this point, I’m not buying it.
How the heck do you get your penis out the window while driving 90 MPH? He has to get style points plus a bonus for not crashing and killing himself.
Maybe he has a penis shaped cell phone and he just wanted the womans number. …… Smooth Dude,.. Real Smooth.
I wonder if his stick shift was in automatic overdrive…. And alls he really needs is a hug…..