Machines Don’t Leak: NSA Moves To Replace Humans With Machines To Stop Leaks

200px-national_security_agencysvg256px-HAL9000.svgNational Security Agency has been reeling from leaks showing massive warrantless surveillance programs capturing communications for every American. These disclosures have further shown that officials like National Intelligence Director John Clapper committed perjury before Congress, though the White House and Congress have protected him from any charge in America’s Animal Farm system. Now, NSA director General Keith Alexander has indicated that he has a solution. With the public saying that it is more afraid of the government than terrorists and NSA workers balking at participating in such authoritarian programs, Alexander wants to replace the workers with machines. Machines don’t leak. Indeed, they have no sympathy or morals at all. They are perfect. That would leave citizens as simply the objects rather than the objectors for surveillance. So, the Obama Administration has finally found the barrier to the creation of the perfect government: the citizens themselves.

With Democrats now joining Republicans in attacking privacy and civil liberties, the only unpredictable element left for the government is people. Without pesky people, government will run far more smoothly. It appears citizens are to be monitored not listened to in the new American political system. Presumably, with an automated system of warrantless surveillance and the courts allowing the Administration to classify evidence to dismiss challenges, Alexander will simply outsource constitutional complaints to India where customer service will ask them to call back later.

Alexander is quoted as saying that he wants to reduce human administrators by 90 percent to be replaced by machines. What he sees as the “problem” is not the false statements by Obama, Clapper, or our leaders. It is those troublesome humans with their nagging consciences and individual will. He explained that his new machine operators

“cuts down number of system administrators. That would address vulnerabilities. It would also address the number of system administrators we have, not fast enough, but we plan to reduce the number of system administrators by 90 percent to make networks more defensible and secure . . . At the end of the day it’s about people and trust and I think we can get that almost perfect but we can’t solve that issue.”

The vulnerability is the involvement of humans. The government will finally create the perfect automatons to do such work without question or complaint. Congress will then be able to continue to mislead the public without fear of contradiction and continue to expand the burgeoning security apparatus that is pouring billions into the pockets of contractors and companies and agencies.

It is also another wonderful example of the open hypocrisy on display in our government. On the even of declaring, “Whistleblower Day” Congress and the White House are moving to make whistleblowers impossible. Machines don’t blow whistles. They don’t speak to reporters. They carry out any abusive or unconstitutional act that you ask of them. In other words, problem solved.

90 thoughts on “Machines Don’t Leak: NSA Moves To Replace Humans With Machines To Stop Leaks”

  1. Getting less subtle
    With each line of verse I write.
    The Japanese weep

    Haiku Ain’t Noh Kabuki

    The NSA looks
    For needles in a haystack
    By adding more hay

    The President says
    He wants a free discussion.
    Comedy has died.

    Senator Feinstein:
    In charge of her committee
    Sees and hears nothing

    The Chinese say when
    A hen crows in the morning
    The U.S. won’t lie

    Back at the haystack
    The NSA finds more straws
    Having put them there

    Embassies closed now
    The NSA heard “chatter.”
    We look terrified

    Vladimir Putin
    Handed Snowden as a gift
    Gratefully accepts

    Lame duck Obama.
    And You-Know-Her has not yet
    Started campaigning.

    Blood in the water
    [Fill in ugly metaphor]
    Soon the sharks will come

    End of the empire.
    The demise did not take long:
    Bush and Obama

    Michael Murry, “The Misfortune Teller”

  2. i see no one remembers that about 10 yrs before terminator there was the movie ” bad seed’ the story line being a family who installed a artificial intelligence security system who decided she was in love with the dad and set about getting rid of wife and kids so she could run her life the way she wanted…but hey in the brainwashing of the humanity.. ITS ONLY A MOVIE IT DOESNT HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE.. didnt enemy of the state teach us anything?

  3. From zerohedge.com 9 August, in part:

    “Meanwhile,…………….. I am sad to report that a number of secure email platforms like Lavabit and Silent Circle, have now folded under intense pressure from the United States government.

    Lavabit was an email service used by Edward Snowden. From the very cryptic message that CEO Ladar Levison left on his website, it appears that he has been approached by the NSA to turn over email records.

    Rather than work with the NSA, Levison has shuttered his operations.

    And to boot, Silent Circle CEO Mike Janke announced that his organization was pre-emptively discontinuing its email platform ‘Silent Mail’.

    Janke says he sees the writing on the wall and knows “USG [US government] would come after us.”

    It’s incredible that two businesses essentially have to commit suicide in order to keep from violating their promises to their customers.

    Just another week in the free world. Have you hit your breaking point yet?”

    So I wonder when the US Government is going to begin having the NSA break open, copy and read every single letter and small package entering the USA through the postal service.

  4. The Snowden Effect, Cont’d
    By Charles P. Pierce
    8/9/13
    http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/The_Snowden_Effect_And_Today_At_The_White_House

    I hate to give the president advice, but this really should be the last time he ever mentions the name “Edward Snowden” in public again.

    At a press conference this afternoon, President Obama announced that he’s taking a series of steps to restore Americans’ trust in the U.S. intelligence community and safeguard their privacy. But his agenda may have been obscured when he was asked if he thought NSA leaker Edward Snowden was a patriot. Obama replied, “No, I don’t think Mr. Snowden was a patriot.”

    The question was stupid. It never should have been asked, but it really never should have been answered. The president should leave the decision on Snowden’s patriotism, or lack thereof, to the people of the country to fight about. He was out there trying to pitch his program for increased transparency in the programs that Snowden revealed to the people who pay for them, and all he did was get back into the ongoing mudfight over whether or not Snowden should have a statue on the mall or a cell in Pelican Bay. If this administration has done anything right in this whole mess, it’s damned sure eluded me what it is. Just shut up and let the guy remain the guest of lifetime ACLU member, Vladimir Putin.

    Otherwise, the president’s proposals are about as far as any president is likely to go in our lifetimes. The FISA process is a mess, its purpose completely twisted from the original, which was supposed to guard people against programs like the ones the NSA has been running. The FISA court now serves only as another vehicle for the metastasizing secrecy within which the mischief gets done. Having someone come into a secret court proceeding and argue against the government’s case for a secret warrant based on secret evidence, and then (probably) making sure that the case against the warrant is classified, too, doesn’t get us very far out of the rabbit hole. And the “privacy officer” at the NSA is going to be the loneliest person in Washington. One thing that we know now, and we know it because of Edward Snowden, International Man Of Luggage, is that the surveillance state is a permanent factor in our lives. Hanging pretty curtains on the blockhouse windows doesn’t really help very much.

    1. “president’s proposals are about as far as any president is likely to go in our lifetimes”

      Well, maybe it is as far as any president is likely to go. But we are still left with a response much like republicans who conclude they only have to do a better job getting their message out.

      The president has not acknowledged vast spying is wrong. He hasn’t said the spying on US citizens will stop.

      On the contrary he has promised the programs will continue with only minimal changes for window dressing.

      The phone metadata program will get better audit controls.

      The FISA court will get, in effect, a public defender. But without real people directing their own lawyers, public review of opinions, and standing to appeal, where exactly is the adversarial process?

      There may be some kind of privacy advisory council, likely made up of the kind of industry executives who have already cooperated with NSA.

      Sure the administration is presenting these proposals because they are worried. But these proposals are so much window dressing, that assure no real change, intended to pacify people who don’t see or do not want to see the foundation of the police state.

      We can do better.

  5. @MichaelM

    Oh, I love the little barbs!!! “Then imprison them!” LOL! I have to work to keep mine from being too subtle. It takes a fine touch which I have do not have. But:

    The crypt is empty
    A lonely bugle blows Taps
    Enigmas abound

    Squeeky Fromm
    Girl Reporter

  6. Squeeky,

    Nice Haiku. Good imagery and a suitable ambiguity. I especially liked the third line, which works on several levels. Personally, I don’t do Haiku all that well, even though I’ve studied quite a bit of the Japanese language. The right English words just seem to have too many syllables for the format and tend towards precision of meaning rather than oblique suggestion. Or perhaps I just think too literally. But, as you say: “What the heck!” Hence:

    A Couple of NSA Haiku

    Of course we should know.
    But then they’d have to kill us.
    Let’s have a debate!

    Encouraged by Mao:
    Let a hundred flowers bloom!
    Then imprison them.

    About seven years ago on my birthday, I thought I would try my hand at the haiku verse format. President George “Deputy Dubya” Bush finally making it to North Vietnam set me off for obvious reasons. So this happened:

    Hanoi Haiku

    In Hanoi at last
    Red-carpet in return for
    Our carpet-bombing

    The words no one heard,
    Due so many years after:
    “We apologize”

    Deputy Dubya
    Sheriff Cheney’s Barney Fife
    Lost in Mayberry

    Gullible Goofy
    The boy who cried Wolfowitz
    Far too many times

    Emerald City
    Naked ruler’s brand new clothes
    Viewed through glasses green

    Mission Accomplished!
    A cakewalk in its last throes
    Now a glacier race

    Four Years an “instant”
    Nothing happens right away
    What did you expect?

    Broken-egg omelets
    George Orwell’s Catastrophic
    Gradualism

    Shop till the troops drop
    Buy a plane ticket or two
    Your part in the “war”

    Rob the future now
    They will never break our will
    Those grandkids of ours

    Lecture the victors
    About their First and Second
    Indochina Wars

    Where did we get him?
    How come we can’t do better?
    We look so stupid

    Michael Murry, “The Misfortune Teller,” Copyright 2006

    But back to the National Surveillance Agency:

    Keith Alexander:
    “Machines leak less than people.”
    See Fukushima

  7. Government of the machine, by the machine, for the machine. Sure.

    Another example of what you get when an active-duty military officer somehow winds up running a government agency with power over civilian citizens. Well, this citizen does not answer to military officers and never will again. Nearly six years of having to do that cured me of any respect for “the military mind.” Screw General Keith Alexander and the white pig he rode in on. I say fire him and replace him with a stopped watch. At least that broken machine tells the correct time twice a day, whereas General Keith Alexander — even at full functioning capacity — can’t manage to tell the truth even once in 24 hours.

  8. @MichaelMurray:

    That was a cool little poem! I was thinking about an NSA Haiku, but those are sooo oblique. But oh, what the heck!

    Skies crying, crying
    While one wheel turns another
    For your eyes only

    Squeeky Fromm
    Girl Reporter

    (PS: That’s supposed to make you think of rain falling, and mill wheels, and the cogs of machinery running on tears. Or, a bicycle wreck on a wet street. Either one.)

  9. I thought this was an insightful comment

    There are two types of laws in the US, each designed to constrain a different type of power: constitutional law, which places limitations on government, and regulatory law, which constrains corporations. Historically, these two areas have largely remained separate, but today each group has learned how to use the other’s laws to bypass their own restrictions. The government uses corporations to get around its limits, and corporations use the government to get around their limits.

    From this article, which is also a good read.
    http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/aug/06/corporate-government-data-collection?INTCMP=ILCNETTXT3487

  10. Old computer-programmer’s Aphorism #1:

    “When a man makes a mistake, he makes a mistake. When a machine makes a mistake … makes a mistake … makes a mistake … makes a …”

    As for computer viruses, how about this one in BASIC:

    START: GO TO START

    But there I go again with my bitter critique of the “military mind” and “commanders-in-brief”.

    In other words:

    “The Ship of State leaks from the top” — U.S. President John F. Kennedy

    “Kill the chicken, scare the monkey” — Ancient Chinese proverb

    Free Bradley Manning (in forty-four syllables)

    Petulant President
    Barack Obama who
    Hates him some leakers (just
    Not from the top),
    Makes an example of
    Low-level privates so
    Cabinet ministers
    Don’t have to stop.

    Michael Murry, “The Misfortune Teller,” Copyright © 2012

    Old computer-programmer’s Aphorism #2:

    G.I.G.O. (Garbage In, Garbage Out)

    But there I go again with my bitter critique of officially “classified” U.S. government “intelligence.”

  11. Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter 1, August 9, 2013 at 6:02 pm

    “A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled.” Sir Barnett Cocks

    Squeeky Fromm
    Girl Reporter
    ================================
    I have always wondered where your Squeeky came Fromm, Girl Reporter.

    Butt I never said nuttin’.

  12. nick spinelli 1, August 9, 2013 at 4:02 pm

    I thought there would be @ least one Rage Against the Machine fan here w/ a link to their metal sound.
    =============================
    You are definitely prescient Mr. Spinelli.

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