Noodle Wars: San Fran Restaurant Claims Trademark Protection On Portly Noodles

UnknownfatnoodleI have been a long critic of copyright and trademark claims that seem to be growing exponentially with companies claiming ownership over basic words and images in a feeding frenzy of claims. The latest example of just how ridiculous this has become is the lawsuit by owners of “Chubby Noodle” restaurants in the San Francisco area who are suing a rival opening a restaurant called “Fat Noodle.” Too confusing, they insist. It appears that any Rubenesque reference to a noodle is taken.

The most recent claim follows a disturbing trend in copyright and trademark claims over things occurring in public or common phrases or terms. (For a prior column, click here). We have often discussed the abusive expansion of copyright and trademark laws. This includes common phrases, symbols, and images being claimed as private property. (here and here and here and here and here and here and here and here and here and here). This included recently a New York artist claiming that he holds the trademark to symbol π.

The Chubby Noodle owners insist that the name and logo of the soon-to-be restaurant is “confusingly similar” to their own. Really? Wouldn’t this mean any adjectival reference to corpulence would violate the law? How about Plump Noodles or Tubby Noodles or Roly-Poly Noodles? The plaintiffs picked a simple descriptive title for their business and now claim that all adjectival reference for the rest of time must be avoided. While this claim rightfully seems insane to average people, it is not so bizarre to this area of law. We are seeing these claims multiply because Congress has repeatedly caved into a powerful lobby in Washington expanding these protections and has done nothing to rein in their copyright and trademarks firms. We have previously discussed how President Obama has repeatedly yielded to the “copyright hawks” who have steadily increased the penalties for copyright and trademark violations, including criminal penalties. Despite the abuse of average citizens by thuggish law firms and prosecutors, the Obama Administration continues to support draconian measures against citizens. The result is that firms may routinely send out these thuggish threats and claim ownership to such things as the skyline of New York city. It is small business and average people who are being victimized because they do not have any comparable lobby in Congress. Instead, members and the White House eagerly line up to increase penalties and yield more power in the area.

The defense by Fat Noodle shows how this field has become a joke told too many times. Listen to the defense statement on the charges: “Fat Noodle is a completely different concept from Chubby Noodle, and will have very focused, clean, and traditional foods using the highest quality products available. If anything, the owners of Chubby Noodle are trying to use our good name and press to enhance their own.” First, one only has to wonder what the “different concept” Chubby Noodle has if it is not to use “clear and traditional foods.” Putting that aside, why does it have to be a different concept. They are both noodle shops. I consider that a pretty narrow (skinny?) food concept. So what? It is like trying to ban “Fat Burgers” to protect “Big Burgers” or “Thin Mints” to protect “Skinny Mints.”

In my view, the filing is frivolous, but these claims are being enabled by an area of law that requires major revisions to protect common terms and images — and the public.

You can read the complaint as part of the story in the San Francisco Chronicle.

11 thoughts on “Noodle Wars: San Fran Restaurant Claims Trademark Protection On Portly Noodles”

  1. The proliferation of trademarks are ridiculous. Let’s just outlaw the word “noodle” in any restaurant, as well as “extruded pasta” or “ribbons of pasta”.

    If I open a restaurant, I’m going to name it “I Don’t Know.”

    “Where do you want to eat?” “I Don’t Know.”

  2. Read a book a while ago about someone stealing a trade name, ‘Fuk’ for a coke product. It was just fiction but it should be real. I’ll take a Sprite and my girl with have a Fuk. Do you have any Fuks? Things are too tame out there.

  3. I am intrigued by the idea of a Rubenesque noodle, but I am not sure that makes it edible. The logos appear different enough that they would not confuse anyone. Personally, I am not going to “Chubby Noodle” and I hope they do not do well enough to franchise.

  4. Love the humor and use of “Rubenesque” in the script. How about Fatty Arbuckle Noodle. Or Joe “Fatso” Foy Noodle[hope to bring out ChipS on this reference]. What if Ginny Sacramoni wanted to start a fat girl noodle shop w/ Kirstie Ally and Aretha Franklin called Fat Girl Noodle. I don’t think Hillary would do a photo op there.

  5. “We are seeing these claims multiply because Congress has repeatedly caved into a powerful lobby in Washington expanding these protections and has done nothing to rein in their copyright and trademarks firms.”

    Is it too difficult to just say, LAWYERS? Aren’t they the common denominator in all lobbying firms?

  6. Chubby wobbly was a worm.
    Chubby wobbly liked to skirm.
    Chubby wobbly crossed the street.
    Chubby wobbly!

  7. Back in my (old) day trademarks became just words: Aspirin.

    So the idea of trademark “protection” was born.

    It grew up to become a Fat Noodle.

    Yes, trademarks should be protected, but there is such a thing as taking an obsession too far.

  8. Any way to eliminate the competition seems to be the practice.

    I am reminded of another trademark dispute involving the Austin Powers movie title Goldmember

    MGM pursued legal action over copyright of Goldfinger, which prompted the other studio to temporarily change the title to Never Say Member Again In the end it was settled out of court.

  9. It’s getting more difficult to come up with unique brand names like: “Loosener’s Castor Oil Flakes – with real glycerin vibrafoam!” (FT)

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