Liar, Liar: Oregon Man Sues Police For Jailhouse Beating . . . Police Then Produce Videotape Of Man Beating Himself Black and Blue In Cell

25C656B600000578-2957716-image-a-14_1424239970435Not since the movie “Liar, Liar” has a man been shown making such a thorough effort at kicking his own butt. In this case, however, Aleksander Robin Tomaszewski, 33, did not come clean like Jim Carey. Instead, he sued the sheriff’s department for the beating only to find out later that his cell was under video surveillance. The result is evidence of his own self-beat-down.

Tomaszewski was brought in for questioning and left in the cell. He then appears to have a not-so-bright idea and strikes himself 45 times, leaving two black eyes and other facial bruises.

He has now been sentenced to 20 days in jail, 36 months probation and fined $500 for attempted coercion. For initiating a false report, he received a $100 fine and 20 additional days in jail.

I assume that when he was put in his cell alone, he was warned to be careful: the guy in the cell is the violent type.

By the way, for future reference, this is how it is done:

36 thoughts on “Liar, Liar: Oregon Man Sues Police For Jailhouse Beating . . . Police Then Produce Videotape Of Man Beating Himself Black and Blue In Cell”

  1. What is black and blue and floats down the Ohio River? Idiots who tell Polish jokes.

  2. Come on Baby now it hurts so good
    Some times love don’t feel like it should
    now it hurts so good
    clap clap 😉 🙂

  3. I visited Thailand in a prior life as a human. Great food there. Nice people. If Saint Peter gives me a choice to come back in my next life as dog or human I will choose human if he sends me to Thailand. Not Thailand if I get assigned back as a dog. I am trying to be a good dog and not complain too much. Coming back as a dog is a huge reward for good behavior. Dogs on Earth are the real God creatures who help rule the roost. We give guidance and truth. Now if you think I complain too much it is only for your own good.

  4. No one smokes as much Eastern Europeans. Maybe Asians? It’s Chinese New Years, but apparently all Asians celebrate. Our favorite Thai restaurant was closed today for New Years.

  5. Give the Pole or Ruski, a hammer in a padded cell and see if he commits suicide. I bet he is a smoker.

  6. EBL, I have never seen Fight Club. It was a must see for young men when my son was in high school. Welcome. Most all will be welcoming of a person w/ your wit and intelligence.

    1. Nick – I avoided Fight Club because it was a ‘hot film’ for my students. Then I finally broke down and watched it. It is a remarkable film.

  7. “The comedy styling’s of Isaac, he’ll be here all week folks. And, be sure to tip your waitresses generously before leaving. Drive safely.”

  8. This scenario was on a cop procedural I was watching a couple of weeks ago. That is probably where he got the idea.

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