I only learned today that there is a whole series of YouTube videos on how to open a beer with a chainsaw. In watching this video, tears came to my eyes as I thought: “This is why America will remain the inspiration of the world.” I cannot imagine why everyone, in seeing a chainsaw, does not think “this would be great as a beer opener.”
Now for those who are already singing our national anthem, here is the ultimate video:
18 thoughts on “Why America Remains The World’s Greatest Hope”
the world would be better off without jewmerika
finally something that’s not illegal. Oops. Tho ppl who buy beer are probably tracked as welll as people who buy chainsaws. Many a house wife has made the list prior to boston bombing….for buying a pressure cooker. The tears….we won’t remain the ispiration…i am sure the dude’s kids have cps all after them just chomping at the bit for they day they drop grandkids off with him for an afternoon.
Ross, LOL! That’s a redneck boilermaker.
The Chinese are really creative with this one:
Oh good lord, it’s like Tim Allen “improved” a can opener. Remember his “so I rewired it” bit?
It seems like opening beer is a heck of a muse. Just take a look at any assortment of beer openers available. My husband’s friend just gave him one that was made out of a high caliber bullet. But ours is extra classy because it doubles as a wine opener, too.
Bar-chain oil is also delicious with your beer!
Beer opening was indeed the reason for the Texas Chain Saw Massacre.
Great humor by our host, and almost all here.
This is why the last words of so many men is, “Hey Y’all……watch this!”
Relax ladies, it’s only the bartender.
Google, videos of goofy newfies drinking beer.
If he was a real man, really, he would use the chain saw to clip his toenails.
You missed your calling! LMAO! @ Prof. JT’s statements (the videos, however, are not at all amusing: what are they thinking? Why? Why?).
I don’t drink beer so I guess I don’t have an excuse to own a chainsaw. 😉
That’s because men are so much smarter than women David.
Looks like a Darwin Award audition!
Did you notice in the 50+ ways to open a beer video, they were all men?
We gotta be careful before the EPA bans it.
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