There is going “Full Monty” and now going full postal. Wisconsin mailman David A. Goodman, 52, was arrested after stripping naked to deliver mail to a law firm. He insisted that he did so to cheer up a secretary at the firm. However this was one package delivery that the firm declined and Goodman is now looking at lewd and lascivious behavior. The good news is that such a citation carries a $681 fine. If Goodman is looking for a more open recipient to such deliveries that may want to apply to be the postman for Mark Mertz in Massachusetts.

Goodman came back ten minutes after his first delivery and entered the office of the secretary who “was shocked to see that he was naked.” She reportedly told him “Give me the mail and get out of here.” He was immediately apologetic.

Goodman said that he was just trying to help the secretary who “seemed to be stressed out” when he made his first delivery to the office Dec. 4. It did not seem to be a stress reliever. Police received a call of “a report of a naked postal carrier in the building’s hallway.”

The woman said that she did not feel that Goodman meant any harm and she was ordered to call the police by her boss. Goodman was then arrested at the Post Office, fully clothed. He said he told the secretary that he intended to pick up the firm’s mail from the post office box and deliver it naked. The secretary did not recall the statement and said that there was no dare.

Given the first Postmaster General, naked deliveries have never been a particularly appealing service option in this country.

Source: JS Online