This is Daniel Reinsvold, 44, who was charged with breaking into a home and other charges. Most people get a dog to stop break ins, but this family said that it was the dog that Reinsvold was after. The daughter of the family reported finding Reinsvold with his pants down and trying to have sex with Cooper, their Golden retriever. If you guessed that, you need to get help. Seriously.
The daughter identified Reinsvold as someone she worked with before he fled through a window. He was later tracked down and reportedly confessed. He was then charged with mistreating animals, criminal trespass, and disorderly conduct. However, he was later acquitted of molesting Cooper and ordered Friday to pay $1,347 for entering the man’s house. Instead, he was convicted of criminal trespass and disorderly conduct. The judge found that the prosecutors didn’t have “quite enough evidence” on the dog assault.
Kudos: Professor Roger Schechter