In Long Island, District court judge Robert Cicale is facing a bizarre case . . . as the defendant. Cicale is accused of breaking into homes to steal women’s underwear. Indeed, police report that the judge has confessed to the felonious fetish.
A few years ago, a Japanese study suggested a possible biological reason for this fetish.
A 23-year-old woman alerted police of an intruder late at night and police say that they arrested Cicale a couple blocks away.
Cicale, 49, lives across the street from the alleged victim who previously worked as an intern in Cicale’s office when he worked as town attorney.
The woman reported recognizing Cicale in her doorway.
Cicale is a married father of three young children and was caught with several pairs of panties in his jacket pockets, CBS New York reports.
Nevertheless, he pleaded not guilty.
16 thoughts on “Long Island Judge Accused Of Stealing Women’s Underwear”
Uncle Roy – Laundry Inspector…
What’s that “stench on the bench” Your Honor?
Time to resurrect the “Twinkie” defence.
He was stealing it for an Easter Bunny. One he met at Playboy Club. The bunny’s name is Hillary. He is sexist.
Buona Pasqua to our host and all our Italian family on this blog.
It’s not Easter here yet. 😉 So, this is still a pre-Easter fetish. It does seem he should have grown out of it by his age. However, I just watched the documentary Voyeur on Netflix and I guess you are never too old if you own your own motel. 😉
So, he’s like 49 years old??? What was he doing before this? Did watching Porn just get old??? Whatever, The Perv needs an Irish Poem!
A Two Stanza Irish Poem by Squeeky Fromm
There once was a weirdo named Bob!
Who sat around polishing his knob.
But Alas! That got old,
Sooo, Bob… he got bold!
And found him some panties to rob!
The aroma, he found it de-lish!
A smell reminiscent of fish!
And the satin-y feel!
It just made him squeal!
But the germs, make you think, “Petri Dish”!
Hmmm. Sooo, for a defense. . . how about:
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury, My client, Bob Cicale, self identifies as a washing machine, a Maytag to be precise. As such, he goes through various cycles. . .
That’s great Squeeky! 🙂
Was it clean or used? Does it matter? What a weirdo.
Oh, I knew this story was going to wind up here!
So who has the bigger fetish?
Guy #1, who steals women’s underwear,
Guy #2, who wears women’s underwear,
Guy #3, who thinks Guy #2 looks great in women’s underwear,
Guy #4, who thinks, “Man, this’ll make a GREAT story for my legal blog”?
Easter sure has changed since I was a kid.
Best Easter comment ever! I wonder is this Judge was a member of BRA, Barristers Running Around (Stealing Women’s Underwear)?
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