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Bigfoot Endorses President Trump

By Darren Smith, Weekend Contributor

It seems the Trump 2020 campaign has successfully taken the cryptozoological demographic as evidenced by at least one prominent display in rural Washington State: “Bigfoot ‘Luvs’ Trump”.

The significance of this announcement cannot be understated, for it shows how even the most disaffected, and disinterested citizen of this state literally “came out of nowhere” and made it plainly clear that he was dissatisfied with the situation in the woods of Western Washington.

This dramatic shift should be a wake-up call for President Trump’s opponents in the race for the White House.

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