America Bombs Moon Back Into Stone Age — Al Qaeda Strength on Moon Confirmed Within 100 Insurgents of Afghan Levels

ffThe United States of America opened a can of whoop — and bombed the Moon this morning. Early reports are promising in terms of any resistance. However, prior to the execution of the LCROSS mission, it was confirmed that the strength of Al Qaeda on the moon is within 100 insurgents of the levels in Afghanistan.

Last week, U.S. national security adviser James Jones stated that there are no more than 100 Al Qaeda operatives left in Afghanistan. here. That means that the Moon is within 100 insurgents of the insurgents facing us in the Afghanistan theatre. As a result, it is expected that there will soon be calls for an surge on the Moon to face the galactic Al Qaeda threat.

For those of you who are “Blame Earth First” voters, I will remind you that previously the Moon Men attacked our planet. They started it:

The current score is Earth I, Moon 0. Here is our first move against the lunar threat, which has been declared a success by NASA.

43 Responses to “America Bombs Moon Back Into Stone Age — Al Qaeda Strength on Moon Confirmed Within 100 Insurgents of Afghan Levels”


  1. 1 BuelahMan 1, October 9, 2009 at 11:08 am

    So, THAT’S where Osama has been hiding.

  2. 2 Jill 1, October 9, 2009 at 11:13 am

    Yes itis BuelahMan. Unfortunately, they didn’t get Osama. They took out a bunch of aliens on the dark side of the moon though!

  3. 3 BuelahMan 1, October 9, 2009 at 11:16 am

    Is that where we send the Mexicans?

  4. 4 billy 1, October 9, 2009 at 11:18 am

    Apparently when Apollo 11 landed on the moon, a “bogie” (alien space craft) was sighted resting on the lunar surface, by commander of the Eagle, astronaut Neil Armstrong. His transmission back to mission control in Houston was scrambled before it could be transmitted to “listeners” in America and around the world. Allegedly, the astronauts Neil and Buzz were told to not travel more that 100 feet from the Eagle after landing on the surface of the moon. Did this really happen? I doubt it, but a number of people have stated that this was the case. I would think any astronaut would have been terrified by so inexplicable a sight, a quarter of a million miles from home. This just is a further example of the “steely” nerve of these astronauts, who are all ex-fighter pilots. Thats’ why they have “the Right Stuff”..

  5. 5 Jill 1, October 9, 2009 at 11:18 am

    Shut up man! You know too much.

    P.S. They were looking for ICE, right?

  6. 6 billy 1, October 9, 2009 at 11:24 am

    Whats I.C.E.?

  7. 7 billy 1, October 9, 2009 at 11:31 am

    I get it, cocktail ice. Duh!

  8. 8 billy 1, October 9, 2009 at 11:36 am

    Jill, I just saw on FOX, NASA has been searching for sources of water on the surface of the moon. This is what happens when I haven’t had my first cup of coffee. Thanks…

  9. 9 Gyges 1, October 9, 2009 at 11:38 am

    The fools, they’ve woken up Mecha-Godzilla…

  10. 10 Anonymously Yours 1, October 9, 2009 at 12:06 pm

    Jill 1, October 9, 2009 at 11:13 am

    Yes itis BuelahMan. Unfortunately, they didn’t get Osama. They took out a bunch of aliens on the dark side of the moon though!
    **********************8

    Can’t be true, Bush and Cheney are still amongst us.

    I.C.E.

    Immigration and Custom and Enforcement.

  11. 11 scribadiva 1, October 9, 2009 at 4:44 pm

    The U.S. Government acting like it owns the moon? Why should that seem odd? Whenever someone says, the Palestinian right to return is paramount, I’ll listen to them. Just as soon as they return their own property the Native Americans. Then we have something to talk about. I’d like to hear from the Moon Men and see how they feel. If they are allowing Al-Qaeda to operate there, well, I have a problem with that.

    Sorry. Just got up and haven’t had my “coffee” either.

    Hey, billy, there are still folks who think the moon landing was done on a set, completely staged.
    Excuse me, I need to see those Fixed TV hosts’ heads explode when our man got the Nobel. That’s entertainment!

  12. 12 billy 1, October 9, 2009 at 4:55 pm

    Stay away from the Van Allen Belt. Bad, bad mojo in the outer limits…..

  13. 13 billy 1, October 9, 2009 at 5:09 pm

    Read the “Interrupted Journey”, by John Fuller. It is an eye-opening book. It would be hard to account for the moon rocks, if it were staged at CBS studios on Fairfax Blvd. as some contend. The moon rocks are composed of various minerals and some that have an origin “not of this earth”. Armalcolite is but one of many minerals that was discovered after analysis was done with the lunar samples in question..

  14. 14 scribadiva 1, October 9, 2009 at 5:35 pm

    billy

    I’ll check out the book, but I know the people who claim that are just very sad. I’ve listened to Cronkite’s Science Advisor multiple times (can’t think of his name.) For years, he insisted that Mars had water, and everyone said he was nuts. Now we know that’s not true.

    As for the bad mojo, thanks for the warning. I thought I had told you I’m a Voodoo Priestess, so bad mojo is no threat to me…maybe I should offer my services to NASA? I don’t think they’ll take me; I’m having so much fun visiting doctors, and now I have MS!! Just think of me as a political Job; it’s not God and the Devil, it’s Republicans and Democrats, and this is really about the public option. But no, I will not give up!! Clap your hands and say, Public Option!

  15. 15 Deborah 1, October 9, 2009 at 6:21 pm

    “Hey, billy, there are still folks who think the moon landing was done on a set, completely staged.”

    My grandmother was absolutely convinced that the moon landing was a fake, but only because she refused to believe anything good could come out of the Nixon administration.

  16. 16 billy 1, October 9, 2009 at 6:23 pm

    I’m not sure how radiation belts affects voodoo, but the mojo from “Van Allen” could get nasty. Maybe Marie Laveau had a special incantation or amulet for warding off the effects of death dealing radiation particles..

  17. 17 Former Federal LEO 1, October 9, 2009 at 6:35 pm

    Meanwhile, people are out of work,losing their homes and careers, livin’ on the curb to which they were kicked with kids in tow, and…

  18. 18 Gyges 1, October 9, 2009 at 6:39 pm

    FFLEO,

    Science funding employs scientists, engineers, machinists, janitors, etc. and improves the lives of everyone.

  19. 19 billy 1, October 9, 2009 at 6:44 pm

    Well she can hang her hat on the Kennedy Administration for pumping “billins” of dollars into the space program in the early 60′s. NASA was given blank checks,”carte blanche” to develop rockets and fuel systems that would send “man” to the moon, and get him back alive!

  20. 20 scribadiva 1, October 9, 2009 at 7:36 pm

    nilly and Deborah, re: ’60′s

    At least my status in the Voodoo community hasn’t entirely affected my memory. If it were Nixon, I wouldn’t believe it, either.

  21. 21 billy 1, October 9, 2009 at 7:59 pm

    I remember an episode of the “Wild Wild West”. Jim and Arte were in New Orleans and Voodoo and black magic were afoot. Sometimes it was unclear how this “western” wound up in New Orleans, Devils’ Island and on Mississippi River steamboats, but I guess anything west of Illinois would have been considered the west back then.

  22. 22 scribadiva 1, October 9, 2009 at 8:03 pm

    billy

    The Mississippi River is often used as the dividing line, although it’s inaccurate. I’m so glad I saw New Orleans while I was hitching around the country in the late ’70′s, early ’80′s.

    You never told me if you liked the movie?

    Need a med break; hopefully, will be back soon.

  23. 23 Dredd 1, October 10, 2009 at 9:50 am

    The al queda aliens in the crater Afcraterstan, where the probe actually exploded, saw it coming and fled over to the crater Pakcraterstan and are hiding and plotting there now.

  24. 24 pardon me? 1, October 10, 2009 at 10:26 am

    Be moonful of al gouda and the holey swiss.

  25. 25 Jill 1, October 10, 2009 at 11:36 am

    Dredd,

    We must now destroy the moon to save the earth! (Do I get a peace prize now?)

  26. 26 scribadiva 1, October 10, 2009 at 2:26 pm

    You are all so creative. I’ve started working on pop-ups. Let’s plot out the moon as a distorted mirror of earth. We know it’s made of swiss cheese, we can map out Afcraterstan, and I think the guys from the Wild West should be our heroes. The most difficult part would be what surrounds the moon. Al Queda, MechaGodzilla, Bush and Cheney… I know I’ve left stuff out, but please add your own here. I’m going to save the entire thread and see what I can do with it.

    I had planned on my own vision of the multiverses, but this would be way more fun.

  27. 27 hidflect 1, October 11, 2009 at 12:31 am

    @Billy#1

    We all remember Dennis Quaid as “Gordo” Cooper in The Right Stuff (“Who’s the best pilot you ever saw?”). Look up the real Gordon Cooper’s interview footage on YouTube. He states plainly he saw a UFO land and take off right in front of his eyes along with a crowd of USAF personnel. Lenticular-shaped, as he called it.

  28. 28 Billy 1, October 11, 2009 at 5:06 pm

    Gordon Cooper was an ex- Air Force pilot and astronaut in the early days of the “space program” and was witness to many alien spacecraft with an otherworldly origin. He was convinced, and rightly so, that the aircraft that he observed flying in our atmosphere, could not have been manufactured on this planet, due to our technological limitations at the time. Lenticular shaped craft would mean “lens” shaped or bi-convex in shape. This is a standard description that witnesses observe up close, in daylight. Slow moving or stationary craft have often been referred to as “lenticular” or even “cigar-shaped”. Most phenomenon witnessed by observers, I personally feel, is “explainable”. Some is decidedly “unexplainable” and has an origin from another solar system. Possibly Zeta reticuli. This solar system, is the alleged one that the aliens who abducted the Hills came from. Most fighter pilots and bomber pilots, with an appreciable amount of “flightime” under their wing have “all” witnessed phenomenon that is very, very, difficult to explain away, by conventional or scientific methods. You should google, Stanton Freidman M.Sc., astrophysicist from the University of Chicago. He has devoted many years of research to the UFO phenomenon in this country and abroad.

  29. 29 Byron 1, October 11, 2009 at 5:45 pm

    bily:

    as a member of the RCC how do you accept UFOs?
    Is there a Papal Decree that accepts the possibility of other life forms?

  30. 30 scribadiva 1, October 12, 2009 at 2:26 am

    “I’ve listened to Cronkite’s Science Advisor multiple times (can’t think of his name.) For years, he insisted that Mars had water, and everyone said he was nuts. Now we know that’s not true” me

    What I MEANT was we know he isn’t crazy; I was referring to the latter statement. Had to clear that up.

    My uncle was in the Army-Air Force, working with hot-shot pilots. He developed air tanks that doubled the air volume, I think they were made of aluminum, which is so commonplace now. He was made a Colonel and his picture was on the cover of Stars & Stripes.

    He heard many similar stories; I don’t doubt them. My now former husband is a pilot, and I don’t think they are hallucinating when they see that kind of stuff.

    Now that someone mentions it, what is the Catholic position on ET life? I’m still a recovering catholic, so I don’t think I’m allowed to even ask, at least in the U.S. Mexican churches are much more forgiving, if you are sincere.

  31. 31 hidflect 1, October 12, 2009 at 8:28 am

    @Byron:

    I think the RCC recently made some decree accepting the possibility of ET life…

    oops, here it is:

    Vatican says aliens could exist
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7399661.stm

    P.S. Why is Stanton Freidman so DOWN on Bob Lazar? He doesn’t even scorn sea monsters so bad…

  32. 32 Anonymously Yours 1, October 12, 2009 at 8:36 am

    hidflect,

    If this is true and I first heard this up north, yes beyond the Red River that melchizedek was an alien life form. I heard this from a very devout RCC Priest.

    http://occult-advances.org/nc-rel-melchizedek.shtml

  33. 33 Billy 1, October 12, 2009 at 10:50 am

    Stanton Freidman is down on Bob Lazar because Bob Lazar has been caught in a multitude of lies! His educational background, his work history, everything has turned up bogus. He marketed himself as an insider, he never even graduated from the community college he briefly attended let alone the universities he said he attended. He stated he attended Caltech and MIT and had graduate with degrees in physics and electical engineering. When asked his dates of graduation he stated,” UMM, it was around 82′”Graduates from MIT are usually certain the year of graduation. Stanton, checked yearbooks and microfish data searching for graduate work and thesis information. NADA. ZERO. ZILCH. In fact, not a single person who attended these outstanding institutions of higher learning, can remember him attending in the years he alleges. Furthermore, he took a few classes in electronics at Pierce College in the early 80′s and never graduted. Funny, my ex-roomate graduted with his AA from this California community college, in Woodland Hills. Ain’t life grand!

  34. 34 Billy 1, October 12, 2009 at 11:40 am

    Area 51 is not a joke. I had family who lived in Vegas and Henderson Nevada, and they told me some very alarming stories concerning this area. They had a friend(no names), who was out near Area 51, back in the mid 90′s. They were “scared away”, but good! I was never able to find out how they were “scared off”, but suffice it to say, they never returned to Area 51, nor anywhere close to it!

  35. 35 scribadiva 1, October 12, 2009 at 5:45 pm

    This is from PhilTV “Swine flu monkey aids.” It almost encapsulates the theme on this thread, somewhat. He has a series on the Illuminati. I find him funny. N.B. ADULT CONTENT. It’s four minutes long.

    Now I’ll educate myself on this feud y’all are talking about.

    Area 51: Definitely bad mojo. I have no desire to even go to Vegas.

    Have you ever listened to Art Bell, or his replacements? Art Bell lived outside of Vegas, and he’d let anyone talk about aliens and Area 51, Major Ed Dames on remote viewing, etc. I can’t believe it all; in fact, Art Bell would give them the forum, but he didn’t believe all of it. I haven’t heard it in years, but it’s fun. Coast to Coast Radio.

  36. 36 scribadiva 1, October 12, 2009 at 5:57 pm

    Bob Lazar is telling the truth about the transportation to Area 51. I know there were other employees that claimed they used the Vegas Airport, and then were taken by bus to where they worked. I don’t know about the rest of his story, though.

  37. 37 Billy 1, October 12, 2009 at 6:56 pm

    Anyone who lives in Vegas has been aware of this for years, YEARS…

  38. 38 Byron 1, October 12, 2009 at 7:06 pm

    Area 51 is probably a Buck Rodgers type test facility. they probably love all this space alien bs as it keeps the focus off what they are actually doing…creating swine flu vaccine that will render us without will to oppose a coming government takeover. I have it on good authority because President Obama channels through me at 9 pm every Thursday night in odd numbered months.

  39. 39 Byron 1, October 12, 2009 at 7:07 pm

    hidflect:

    thank you.

  40. 40 Byron 1, October 12, 2009 at 7:12 pm

    hidflect:

    “To strengthen its scientific credentials, the Vatican is organising a conference next year to mark the 200th anniversary of the birth of the author of the Origin of Species, Charles Darwin.”

    now that is interesting. What are they up to?

  41. 41 hidflect 1, October 13, 2009 at 6:08 am

    @Byron:

    I’m personally opposed to joining “insider” groups so I could never know what the RCC is up to. But they “know” stuff for sure.

    From a friend of a friend I came to know a girl in Perth, Australia called Nahna (nar-nar). About 22 years old, she did strike me a little “odd” (spoke always in a kinda “ethereal” voice) but she was a real character. Smart as a whip. I got invited to her birthday and little did I know she had been pegged as someone “special” by the Roman Catholic Church. I mean REALLY special.

    The whole community had bought houses around her in what they called a “cluster” and the Church had even designated a Jesuit to be her permanent minder. Well, I couldn’t resist. I cornered the guy (he was dressed all in black) and had a quick half hour conversation with the dude. Important note: He never confessed to any title when I prodded him. Pure lawyer. I’m not an alarmist but this guy super-spooked me. His eyes were fixed on mine constantly… incessantly and (it could be my imagination) he never blinked once. This was no nutter, don’t get me wrong. I’m not doing any take-down of the this particular religion, but this guy was WIRED. And he was super-smart too. It’s over 10 years ago now and I don’t recall the conversation but he wrecked me! Had his answers lined up before I finished my sentences. I’m a Deist (and part-time smart-@ss) myself but on this occasion I left well enough alone…

    I’ve heard it said that the plan of the Church is to accumulate all the money in the world. To control and remove its aspects of sin, I presume. Well, good luck with that! But these people could buy a suburban block at the drop of a hat. Ahh.. intrigue. Where would we be without it?

  42. 42 scribadiva 1, October 13, 2009 at 2:50 pm

    Lately, I’ve been communicating with the Fiji Truth Commission Movement, (not to be confused with the Australian FTCM, led by someone named Peter. In any case, one of the members wrote to me and her name is Nahna. Now, I know it’s a long shot, but any chance she evolved and got involved in a human rights campaign (FTCM?)

    I’m in the process of getting involved in their cause, not only as and AI member, but bloggersunite. In my reader, I found other people to be in touch with their work.

    But I digress. I just wanted you all to know that I take your recommendations seriously. Any books you suggest I put on My listy, as well as any links. I have been falling behind in AI and ACLU activities, so I need to attend to that.

    I’m also going to look for any postings of Wild, Wild West episodes. I watched it every week, but billy, you have some memory. I can only picture some of their contraptions (MOST impressive) and the train they traveled on… As far as RCC is going, they are looking for a way to consolidate Darwin AND claim it is proof of divine intervention, esp. the missing link. That’s my guess, based on how not creationists, but “Intelligent Design” proponents can say they have no argument with Darwin; that you can be a creationist and a Darwinist. While I understand the argument, I am suspicious. I believe the motive is similar to MarX believing he was turning Hegel “on his head.” It doesn’t make sense with Hegel’s dialectics. Similarly, the “I.D.” people are looking to co-opt Darwin, and diffuse criticism by claiming there’s no reason you can’t believe both. Very crafty, and dangerous, and not trustworthy, in my eyes.

  43. 43 scribadiva 1, October 13, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    http://www.youtube.com/user/YouTubReptilian#p/f/0/Git3hHu0R1o

    Video of “new evidence” on the Moon landing filmed on a set. While you are there, check out OBama’s “communist speech to students.” Very funny.


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