Authorities appear to be on the look out for youthful-looking terrorists with a notable absence of winkles. The burgeoning black market Botox market is raising concerns of how one of its active ingredients might be used by bio-terrorists.
There are even Botox kits for sale illegally on Ebay.
It turns out that, if you are making bootleg Botox, you can also use the active ingredient, botulinum toxin, for a weapon. A speck of toxin smaller than a grain of sand can kill a 150-pound adult. That would make the face of Joan Rivers one of the most potent weapons of mass destruction in the world.
What is clear is that the United States does not suspect Bin Laden of having access to Botox given its recent wanted poster.
Is this the reason why Joan Rivers was not allowed to fly? Did she get on the do not call list because of too many Botox injections?
They need to stay away from the heaters, fireplaces, ovens if it is combustible.
I was at a meeting today and I was sitting next to a woman that had so many botox injections she looked like a statue.
Ecookie,
Come on a see me…..lol
I think you are as smart assed as I. I don’t know why…
My pleasure!
America needs to get over it. All sense of proportion has been lost seemingly. The President is going to speak about a targeted spending freeze tonight but the military and Homeland Security is of course exempt. We could do away with Homeland Security tomorrow, relying only on the FBI and CIA, let ‘The Terrorists’ run rampant and by the end of the year more people will have died for lack of health insurance than by terrorist hands. It would take 15 9-11 level events for terrorists to rise to the level of lack of health care.
empirecookie, your link simultaneously made my head explode while I was laughing out loud. It’s amazing. Governments are subject to natural selection also IMO and any country or united aggregation of people and their rulers that feel threatened by folks running around wearing flak jackets and carrying ‘blue spangly hair-dryers’ as weapons needs a swift extinction. Thanks for the link 🙂
This dosen’t mention Botox but it does touch on chemicals and apperance:
“YOU NEED TO READ THIS AND PAY HEED.
Juval Aviv was the Israeli Agent upon whom the movie ‘ Munich ‘ was based. He
was Golda Meir’s bodyguard — she appointed him to track down and
bring to justice the Palestinian terrorists who took the Israeli
athletes hostage and killed them during the Munich Olympic Games.
In a lecture in New York City a few weeks ago, he shared information
that EVERY American needs to know — but that our government has not
yet shared with us.
He predicted the London subway bombing on the Bill O’Reilly show on
Fox News stating publicly that it would happen within a week. At the
time, O’Reilly laughed and mocked him saying that in a week he wanted
him back on the show. But, unfortunately, within a week the terrorist
attack had occurred.
Juval Aviv gave intelligence (via what he had gathered in Israel and
the Middle East ) to the Bush Administration about 9/11 a month
before it occurred. His report specifically said they would use
planes as bombs and target high profile buildings and monuments.
Congress has since hired him as a security consultant.
Now for his future predictions. He predicts the next terrorist attack
on the U.S. will occur within the next few months.
Forget hijacking airplanes, because he says terrorists will NEVER try
to hijack a plane again as they know the people onboard will never go
down quietly again. Aviv believes our airport security is a joke —
that we have been reactionary rather than proactive in developing
strategies that are truly effective.
For example:
1) Our airport technology is outdated. We look for metal, and the new
explosives are made of plastic.
2) He talked about how some idiot tried to light his shoe on fire.
Because of that, now everyone has to take off their shoes. A group of
idiots tried to bring aboard liquid explosives. Now we can’t bring
liquids on board. He says he’s waiting for some suicidal maniac to
pour liquid explosive on his underwear; at which point, security will
have us all traveling naked! Every strategy we have is reactionary.
3) We only focus on security when people are heading to the gates.
Aviv says that if a terrorist attack targets airports in the future,
they will target busy times on the front end of the airport
when/where people are checking in. It would be easy for someone to
take two suitcases of explosives, walk up to a busy check-in line,
ask a person next to them to watch their bags for a minute while they
run to the restroom or get a drink, and then detonate the bags BEFORE
security even gets involved. In Israel , security checks bags BEFORE
people can even ENTER the airport.
Aviv says the next terrorist attack here in America is imminent and
will involve suicide bombers and non-suicide bombers in places where
large groups of people congregate. (i.e.., Disneyland, Las Vegas
casinos, big cities (New York, San Francisco, Chicago, etc.) and that
it will also include shopping malls, subways in rush hour, train
stations, etc., as well as rural America this time (Wyoming, Montana,
etc.).
The attack will be characterized by simultaneous detonations around
the country (terrorists like big impact), involving at least 5-8
cities, including rural areas.
Aviv says terrorists won’t need to use suicide bombers in many of the
larger cities, because at places like the MGM Grand in Las Vegas ,
they can simply valet park a car loaded with explosives and walk
away.
Aviv says all of the above is well known in intelligence circles, but
that our U. S. government does not want to ‘alarm American citizens’
with the facts. The world is quickly going to become ‘a different
place’, and issues like ‘global warming’ and political correctness
will become totally irrelevant.
On an encouraging note, he says that Americans don’t have to be
concerned about being nuked. Aviv says the terrorists who want to
destroy America will not use sophisticated weapons. They like to use
suicide as a front-line approach. It’s cheap, it’s easy, it’s
effective; and they have an infinite abundance of young militants
more than willing to ‘meet their destiny’.
He also says the next level of terrorists, over which America should
be most concerned, will not be coming from abroad. But will be,
instead, ‘homegrown’ — having attended and been educated in our own
schools and universities right here in the U. S. He says to look for
‘students’ who frequently travel back and forth to the Middle East ..
These young terrorists will be most dangerous because they will know
our language and will fully understand the habits of Americans; but
that we Americans won’t know/understand a thing about them.
Aviv says that, as a people, Americans are unaware and uneducated
about the terrorist threats we will, inevitably, face. America still
has only have a handful of Arabic and Farsi speaking people in our
intelligence networks, and Aviv says it is critical that we change
that fact SOON.
So, what can America do to protect itself? From an intelligence
perspective, Aviv says the U.S. needs to stop relying on satellites
and technology for intelligence. We need to, instead, follow Israel
‘s, Ireland ‘s and England ‘s hands-on examples of human
intelligence, both from an infiltration perspective as well as to
trust ‘aware’ citizens to help. We need to engage and educate
ourselves as citizens; however, our U. S. government continues to
treat us, its citizens, ‘like babies’. Our government thinks we
‘can’t handle the truth’ and are concerned that we’ll panic if we
understand the realities of terrorism. Aviv says this is a deadly
mistake.
Aviv recently created/executed a security test for our Congress, by
placing an empty briefcase in five well-traveled spots in five major
cities. The results? Not one person called 911 or sought a policeman
to check it out. In fact, in Chicago , someone tried to steal the
briefcase!
In comparison, Aviv says that citizens of Israel are so well
‘trained’ that an unattended bag or package would be reported in
seconds by citizen(s) who know to publicly shout, ‘Unattended Bag!’
The area would be quickly & calmly cleared by the citizens
themselves. But, unfortunately, America hasn’t been yet ‘hurt enough’
by terrorism for their government to fully understand the need to
educate its citizens or for the government to understand that it’s
their citizens who are, inevitably, the best first-line of defense
against terrorism.
Aviv also was concerned about the high number of children here in
America who were in preschool and kindergarten after 9/11, who were
‘lost’ without parents being able to pick them up, and about our
schools that had no plan in place to best care for the students until
parents could get there. (In New York City , this was days, in some
cases!)
He stresses the importance of having a plan, that’s agreed upon
within your family, to respond to in the event of a terrorist
emergency. He urges parents to contact their children’s schools and
demand that the schools, too, develop plans of actions, as they do in
Israel .
Does your family know what to do if you can’t contact one another by
phone? Where would you gather in an emergency? He says we should all
have a plan that is easy enough for even our youngest children to
remember and follow.
Aviv says that the U. S. government has in force a plan that, in the
event of another terrorist attack, will immediately cut-off
EVERYONE’s ability to use cell phones, blackberries, etc., as this is
the preferred communication source used by terrorists and is often the
way that their bombs are detonated.
How will you communicate with your loved ones in the event you cannot
speak? You need to have a plan.”
And with nofacial expressions, no one will know if they’re angry.
Duh,
Noe dat war fuuzie. U r A scram. we likes duh say.
Speaking of potential terrorists, police in the UK strike again:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/7078909/Childrens-television-presenters-stopped-using-anti-terrorism-powers-while-filming.html
“Wasn’t that photo of Joan takes 70 years ago?”
Are you talking about the one on the left or the one on the right?
Wasn’t that photo of Joan takes 70 years ago?
This is what you’d say incredible. In my reading endeavors. I ran across some interesting articles by the US Farm Agency that showed folks how to make retention ponds. It appears alls you had to use was fertilizer, made by Dow of course.