Palin Denounces “Assclowns” In Washington For Dinner As She and Others Work Tirelessly In This Economy

SarahPalinI could not help but note a criticism of the White House Correspondent’s Dinner by former Alaska governor and vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin last week. Palin denounced the dinner as “pathetic” and a case of “DC assclowns” were throwing “themselves a #nerdprom” while “the rest of America is out there working our assess off.” This was a remarkable statement from a person who resigned from her governorship early to create a reality show and make millions being Sarah Palin. I am not sure that many Americans would see Palin as one of those “working out asses  off.”

Others like Tom Brokaw who recently denounced the dinner as bad for journalism are a bit more credible on this subject. I have gone to various White House Correspondents dinners until I got tired of the event (and frankly most of the Washington social scene). I do find the close friendship and social ties between media elite and the ruling elite to be discomforting. The increasingly low opinion of the White House press corp (which is viewed as often soft and shallow in its questioning of the White House) is part of this problem.

Nevertheless, Palin is legitimately viewed as the personification of the dumbing down of American politics and turning our political discourse into little more than an extension of her reality show. Palin trademarked herself and has made millions feeding the public a slurpee of anti-intellectual and reactionary soundbites. It is particularly ironic given the criticism from McCain staffers that, once selected as their candidate for Vice President, Palin seemed more interested in shopping on the campaign credit card than actually working. The White House Correspondents could not have picked a better foil. Just as people were listening to the criticism of Brokaw, Palin stepped in to return the public discourse to the lowest common denominator.

37 thoughts on “Palin Denounces “Assclowns” In Washington For Dinner As She and Others Work Tirelessly In This Economy

  1. Is this the Alaskan version of the Kerdashians….

    What Sister Srah does not embrace is Alaska is one of the best socialist states in this country….in Sharing the wealth….

  2. Pavlov is back at the bar here in the Willard Hotel in DC. She says that she is no relation to Palin but that Palin works K Street. Pavlov can talk dogtalk because she was a dog in a prior life, so this is straighttalk in DC from the horse’s mouth so to speak. Pavlov is drinking here at the bar “on break” until the “Afternooners” come in. She said something about Palin being “a porker” and that is DC talk for something I dont quite understand.
    BarkinDog in DC gettin educated.

  3. Nevertheless, Palin is legitimately viewed as the personification of the dumbing down of American politics and turning our political discourse into little more than an extension of her reality show.

    Reality is the show, the appearance, and she doesn’t even know where it came from:

    Today, few people outside the public relations profession recognize the name of Edward L. Bernays. As the year 2000 approaches, however, his name deserves to figure on historians’ lists of the most influential figures of the 20th century.

    It is impossible to fundamentally grasp the social, political, economic and cultural developments of the past 100 years without some understanding of Bernays and his professional heirs in the public relations industry. PR is a 20th century phenomenon, and Bernays — widely eulogized as the “father of public relations” at the time of his death in 1995 — played a major role in defining the industry’s philosophy and methods.

    (On The Origin of “Conspiracy Theory” – 2). Sarah and her ilk, along with the substantial portion of the rest of us, find it impossible to make sense of the national compass heading.

    Yet, it is knowable.

  4. is she unaware that there are pictures on this Intertube thingy of her hobnobbing at last years dinner? Does she know the rubes that fund her are too stupid to know that? How long can this carbuncle on the hindquarters of out national life go unlanced?

    Tune in tomorrow for more of “As The Stomach TUrns” the continuing soap opera that passes for politics at the dawn of a new millennium

  5. “…has made millions feeding the public a slurpee of anti-intellectual and reactionary soundbites” A wee bit of coffee just shot out of my nose. But thank you for the laugh. This is my first encounter with a slurpee metaphor.
    Ms. Palin herself is just as sickly sweet and nutritionally void.

  6. We have to consider the source of this nonsense. Palin is one of the least intelligent national politicians in the history of our nation. I think it is time to give her privacy and let her earn a living for a change.

  7. “‘Refudiate,’ ‘misunderestimate,’ ‘wee-wee’d up.’ English is a living language. Shakespeare liked to coin new words too. Got to celebrate it!'”
    –a follow-up Tweet by Sarah Palin, proudly mistaking her illiteracy for literary genius, July 18, 2010

  8. My half blind guy Pal is here at the bar at the Willard sizing ujp the C Street women wokring the K Street folks and listening in to Pavlov and her pals. We gottme goin on Palin. Who might be bent, if ya know what I mean. More later. I got my eyePhone which is tied into the Dogalogue Machine back at the marina down south, if ya are wondering how I communicate when off base. And sometimes I get way off base. Bent? I dont think that has to do with posture during sex but perhaps choice of partners.

  9. Mr. Turley, Calling the relationship between the press and WH “discomforting,” is a good example of your judicial temperment.

  10. She may have actually said “The rest of America is out there working our asses off…”
    I had to check. I’m rather surprised that she knows how to spell the plural of “ass.”

  11. “AssClowns”…it could only have come out of the mouth of Palin. You nailed this one…how did you like her move to Texas to become physically closer to the “Republican Blue Bloods”….although, in all due fairness, the Democrats have this counterpart in Clinton’s move to New York State. About that tight social connection between news media and the White House, see what C. Wright Mills predicted in 1956 in his work: The Power Elite. Prophetic in terms of today’s political scene.

  12. I don’t know why this woman continues to get any press attention other then from rags like the Enquirer and the kind of person who finds Kardashian and Lohan interesting

  13. “I do find the close friendship and social ties between media elite and the ruling elite to be discomforting. The increasingly low opinion of the White House press corp (which is viewed as often soft and shallow in its questioning of the White House) is part of this problem.”


    I absolutely agree with your assessment, though as you know I don’t have your temperance of language. What is missed I think is that there is a similarity between the Palin types and the Washington establishment. Both of these ego-driven personality types see themselves as prescient and necessary. When in fact they are merely self-congratulatory clowns, who in their distinct ways are unable to see the world beyond their own insular experience.

  14. Hawkeye, The term “assclowns,” I like and will use w/o attribution, although I bet she didn’t make it up. “Ass eyes” is a term of derision I learned from Ball Four. Mickey Mantle used to call Jim Bouton that. I’m always looking to expand my repertoire, and this is a good addition.

  15. What Mike said.

    If the white house press corps actually came together as a group and held the white house to its word the white house couldn’t retaliate against them individually as easily. But, with the bread and circuses the white house offers them along with the possibility of the stick, they are kept in line to the general satisfaction of the politicians.

    I long for the days when we can always trust the press to expose the truth and not be in anybody’s pocket.

  16. Actually kids, “assclown” was coined by the movie “Office Space” and is widely popular in the common vernacular today. That an actual assclown like Palin would attempt to apply it to the sycophants, lemmings and dictation secretaries that make up the national news media and the assorted political flotsam and jetsam that swirls though DC is funny in the same way that one street walker might try to insult another streetwalker by calling her a whore is funny.

  17. “has made millions feeding the public a slurpee of anti-intellectual and reactionary soundbites.”


  18. Gene,

    To paraphrase the horse from Ren and Stimpy…

    No sir; I don’t like it.

    Just another thing to make the gun non-functional. The more you complicate a mechanism, the more things will go wrong when firing it. This is why the AK-47 is favored in the field over an M-16 by people who shoot those types of guns. The AK is built simpler and is far more resistant to fouling.

    Another problem, you can’t arm a trusted friend because of the biometrics.

    I do see liberal gun grabbers (and yes, they do exist as I’ve seen recently) demanding this be on all guns and such legislation failing in congress.

  19. Bob,

    I’m not sure I agree that a system such as that makes the gun non-functional. While in general, complexity breed error, we aren’t discussing either mechanical complexity (a real bear I’ll agree) or even substantive electronic complexity (within the boundaries and context of potential electronic complexity). Also, read the article. The chips in this thing are capable of storing thousands of prints. All that would be required is your authorization for your friend and storing his/her prints. And although the article didn’t specify, I assume it has some kind of “open user” mode that can be enabled so any user can fire the weapon.

    As far as legislation goes mandating the technology? Yeah, that’d be a hard sell in Congress, however, an easier sell might be encouraging something like discounts on home owners insurance for using such devices. Mandates are not the only way to encourage technological adoption and such a strategy would both encourage the use of such safety devices but leave the choice to the individual citizen.

  20. Actually the quote the Professor posted above is IMO is correct, it’s only the source that degrades it. I recall the WHCD where Bush (spits) was making all those jokes about not finding WMD’s in Iraq and everybody was just laughing and laughing and laughing as it went through three or four iterations. Real funny inside joke and they were all in on it. The only people left out of the joke was the citizenry, and the dead and the wounded here and in Iraq and the possibly million or more displaced in Iraq. A**clowns don’t even begin to cover it, don’t even begin to.

  21. Mike S.,

    I agree.

    Although Palin is a clown, I don’t have much use for Tom Brokaw who always seems to be on some TV program promoting his books.


    Where Washington’s Paralysis Really Came From
    By Charles P. Pierce

    I can tell by my cable teevee programs that Tom Brokaw, the man who discovered World War II, has a new book full of homespun wisdom about the state of The American Dream, that extinct critter now mounted on the wall of the executive dining rooms of Wall Street. I know this because he was on with both Lawrence O’Donnell and Charlie Rose last night to plug his new book, and to deplore mournfully the state of our politics and our national discourse. I caught only his interview with O’Donnell, fearing that putting Brokaw and Rose at the same table might trigger a critical mass of sonorous banality, causing the world to end in an explosion of oatmeal. I did not want to witness that.

    I am getting a terrible feeling these days that certain powerful media entities are going to try to make Tom Brokaw into some sort of replacement for the invaluable Bill Moyers as the Wise Old Head of journalism, as though trading one of the few genuinely progressive voices in all media for the Polonius of the Corn Palace wasn’t proof a’plenty in and of itself of the incontrovertible fact that elite political journalism has become a whorehouse with 500 piano players. Nevertheless, I fear the exchange is already well under way. I have scheduled projectile vomiting over this development for some time next March.

    O’Donnell — whom I have known for a long time, and whose work I like a great deal — and Brokaw spent a good bit of time deploring the “polarization” that has come to afflict our land. O’Donnell cited Rush Limbaugh as an example, and Brokaw agreed, sort of, although he made a point of calling the plump junkie sex tourist in question “an original.” We then, of course, moved swiftly onto The Other Hand.

    “Across the political spectrum, on the left, you’ll find a lot of people who don’t want to hear any ideas if they possibly come from right of center in some fashion,” Brokaw said, declining to name anyone in particular.

    Then, as is his wont, Tom moved into a discussion of The Way It Used To Be. He told a lovely little tale of two “bright-eyed” young congressional staffers, one Democrat and one Republican, who, because their bosses wouldn’t even speak to each other, asked him to tell them about “the old days.”

    “I think he meant 1996, by the way,” chuckled Tom.

    (Ho, ho! Certainly wasn’t any “polarization” then, what with Newt Gingrich electing a congressional majority on the strength of a list of pejorative adjectives, and four investigations into the suicide of poor Vince Foster, and the beginning of a two-year search for the whereabouts of Bill Clinton’s penis. We continue.)

    So Tom calls over some old Nixon hack of his acquaintance and they give the two youngsters a tour of the good old days:

    Yeah, Nixon was hiring Gordon Liddy, who wanted to firebomb the Brookings Institute and kill Jack Anderson, and who actually did burglarize the Democratic National Committee and the office of Daniel Ellsberg’s psychiatrist, and they were also bombing the daylights out of Cambodia, breaking the law and killing Christ alone knows how many Asian peasants who never did anything to anybody, and National Guardsmen were gunning down students on America’s campuses, but life was good because everybody still got together for happy hour. That is Tom Brokaw’s vision of democratic self-government: Babbitry with B-52’s.

    (And, not for nothing, but that damned clubby attitude was the underlying social context for the pardon that kept Nixon, that criminal bastard, out of prison where he belonged.)

    The roots of the polarization that so bothers Brokaw are simple enough to trace. One of our two political parties determined long ago that it would ally itself fully with the forces of bigotry, corporate greed, crackpot economics, retrograde religiosity, and anti-intellectualism on a grand scale. Because of a regrettable apathy on the part of the general citizenry, this party succeeded wildly through that alliance and it has sought, at one level or another, to bring all of those things into the government of the country. (For their part, the Democrats only allied themselves with the corporate-greed part, and not even fully at that.) They have refused to accept the right of two consecutive Democratic presidents to govern the country, and they have not been shy about proclaiming that very thing. This is somewhat unprecedented. It is also, yes, polarizing. It should be. People should be angry that their expressed desire for how the country should be governed continues to be thwarted by a bunch of county commissioners punching above their weight class.

  22. Elaine et. al.,

    The Corporate State has done well for Tom Brokaw and he has done the same for it. I have no respect for him as a reporter. He is a dyed in the wool member of the Washington punditocracy, which is a homogenized group of Beltway fat cats who think they understand this country. The truth is that they are part of the 1% and as such have no real idea of how the 99% live. It is typified by the anchor I saw during the Boston bombing two days out that asked a reporter on the street “What is the mood of the people of Boston”. How in hell could that be known by being on a random street in a large City anywhere? This is the type of pettifoggery done by the wise Beltway types as they project their own feelings onto others and delusionally believe that they understand anything.

  23. Lotta – I remember that Bush “humor” all too well. These princes and princesses of DC found the idea that we were led to invade a country illegally under false pretenses HI-larious. I never liked Boy Blunder to start with but that episode proved he was an evil sociopath and the scum in the media that paved his way into the White House by ignoring who he actually was and then covered up for his lies leading into Iraq all deserve a very warm place inside the innermost ring of Dante’s inferno.

  24. I’m not sure I would hold Brokaw in such high regard, since he is no more than the corporate mouthpiece for big media. And he seems to use the same stereotypes that are corporate media pervasive. About the Boston bombing: “You can’t get intel on the lone operators,” Brokaw elaborated, noting details about the suspect, adding, “He’s also a Muslim. The fact is, that Islamic rage is still out there.” He then turned toward the security aspect, mentioning the phrase we’ve seen plastered on many a poster: See something, say something. That means, he said, if you do something, someone will see it. “There is no privacy left in our society,” he asserted. As if it’s a given and we should all accept the invasion.

  25. “I am not sure that many Americans would see Palin as one of those “working out asses off.”

    You mean like lawyers do. Is the going rate for the average Washington hack from the mega law firm $400 per hour or is it 500+ per hour now.

  26. Mike S.,

    “The truth is that they are part of the 1% and as such have no real idea of how the 99% live.”

    And that is the reason why we hear so many news media folks like Brokaw saying that cuts have to be made to programs like Social Security and Medicare. They have enough money so cutting benefits from such programs that benefit the great majority of Americans would have no real impact on their lives.


    David Gregory Continues to Advocate for Gutting Social Safety Nets

  27. Elaine – funny, but Dancin’ Dave was exactly whom I pictured when I wrote “sycophants, lemmings and dictation secretaries”

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