The police in Blue Ash, Ohio have finally got their man. Well, in this case, their 80-year-old grandma. Edna Jester was tired of balls going into her yard, so the last time she refused to give it back. Her neighbor called the police and she is now charged with petty theft.
She could face six months in jail and a fine of up to $1,000. At least she has a healthy lawn, so she avoided the horticultural criminal charge. Then there is the woman in Florida who was jailed over an unpaid $7.45 check at the Waffle House.