A Tired Bunny

While many of us think little of the level of effort needed for a single bunny to bring candy to all of the Goyim boys and girls each year, this picture shows that the holiday takes its tool on Leporidae of the order Lagomorpha.

This picture means different things to different people, of course.

For conservatives, this most noble of small mammals has been able to do this shipping feat every year without a stimulus payment or bailout.

For liberals, the bunny distributes benefits equally across society in an egalitarian celebration.

For libertarians, this celebrates a successful non-government program with non-taxable benefits.

For PETA, it is a case where humans invite a rabbit for dinner without having the rabbit for dinner.

For me, the rabbit saves parents from having to stay up all night because four children are so excited that they get up every hour to check if it is morning — starting from ten to 6 am. Thank God, parents do not have put out this stuff each year.