Republic of Texas: Governor Raises the Prospect of Secession From the Union

225px-rick_perry_photo_portrait_august_28_2004Facing a tough challenge in his primary for reelection, Texas Gov. Rick Perry has taken up a curious new campaign slogan: Secession. In the audio tape below, Perry threatened that Texas reserved the right to secede from the Union in when it became a state in 1845. While Perry’s call for secession is likely to be echoed by many liberals across the country who have long criticized the state’s politics and politicians like George W. Bush, it may be a bit early to buy those Republic of Texas license plates and exchange your currency.

Crowds appear to have reacted well to Perry’s call, shouting “secede, secede.” Putting aside the obvious pandering and demagoguery, it is fascinating that Perry and the anti-tax demonstrators have rallied in opposition of what they see as a massive expansion of government and the denial of states rights. I happen to oppose many parts of the stimulus program and I have equal concerns over the tax increases being planned by the Democrats. However, it is a bit curious that these Texans were not demonstrating when the Bush Administration attacked the rights of states to determine for themselves how to handle such things as medical marijuana, assisted suicide, or same sex marriage. They were not in the streets when Bush massively increased the use of the military in domestic law enforcement and operations. There were no demonstrations when Bush asserted the right to detain U.S. citizens and strip them of their constitutional rights with access to courts or lawyers. It is taxes that appear to have pushed Texans to call for secession.

It appears that the great love for nation in this very patriotic state evaporates the minute that taxes are increased. For some love-it-or-leave-it Americans, they have little love and a great desire to leave. I do not support the proposed tax increases, but I would consider a call to leave the United States to be distinctly unpatriotic and unAmerican. To do so over taxes shows how shallow the patriotism of some of these demonstrators truly is.

I particularly loved the conflicting image of many of these people waving American flags while shouting “secede.” Perry is not generally viewed as the sharpest tool in the shed of Republican governors, but he may want to inform people that we will keep the flag if they secede. It will also be interesting how Perry is going to pursue his national ambitions when he first response to higher taxes was to suggest the possibility of dissolving the Union.

Perry told reporters, “[t]here’s a lot of different scenarios. We’ve got a great union. There’s absolutely no reason to dissolve it. But if Washington continues to thumb their nose at the American people, you know, who knows what might come out of that. But Texas is a very unique place, and we’re a pretty independent lot to boot.” “We’ve got a great union”? Sounds like the line you get when your boyfriend or girlfriend is about to dump with you. “Honey, we have a great relationship, but . . . .”. Perry did indicate that Texas wants to stay the best of friends after the breakup.

Of course, Texas did secede once — not that long after joining the Union. It ended with Union troops crushing the confederacy and imposing martial law. They then faced increased taxed with occupation. The Supreme Court ruled in Texas v. White, 74 U.S. 700 (1869) that no state may unilaterally secede. Writing for the Court, Chief Justice Salmon Chase noted that a state could be removed from the Union by consent of the states, but not unilaterally as Perry suggests: “The union between Texas and the other States was as complete, as perpetual, and as indissoluble as the union between the original States. There was no place for reconsideration, or revocation, except through revolution, or through consent of the States.”

Putting aside Perry’s interpretation of the Constitution, no one less than Madison rejects the idea of secession at will. In a March 15, 1833 letter to Daniel Webster. Madison noted:

I return my thanks for the copy of your late very powerful Speech in the Senate of the United S. It crushes “nullification” and must hasten the abandonment of “Secession.” But this dodges the blow by confounding the claim to secede at will, with the right of seceding from intolerable oppression. The former answers itself, being a violation, without cause, of a faith solemnly pledged. The latter is another name only for revolution, about which there is no theoretic controversy.

In point of fact, secession is not a handy option preserved to Texas despite a website for a Texas nation and secession. There are also websites supporting the right of all states to secede. even Vermont has secessionists, which could then embargo the nation in denying use readily available Ben and Jerry’s ice cream. In 1845, Texas preserved the right to divide into four additional states. For people in Austin, this option has always been enticing to form a separate state rather than live as a political island in the state.

Texas, however, does not have an express authority to secede — a common myth. While some argue that any state may secede from a voluntary union, the Civil War was fought over such claims. The right to form four other states (for a total of five) can be found in the 1845 joint resolution that admitted Texas to the Union. The resolution includes the following language:

“And be it further resolved, That the foregoing consent of Congress is given upon the following conditions, to wit: . . . Third — New States of convenient size not exceeding four in number, in addition to said State of Texas and having sufficient population, may, hereafter by the consent of said State, be formed out of the territory thereof, which shall be entitled to admission under the provisions of the Federal Constitution; and such states as may be formed out of the territory lying south of thirty-six degrees thirty minutes north latitude, commonly known as the Missouri Compromise Line, shall be admitted into the Union, with or without slavery, as the people of each State, asking admission shall desire; and in such State or States as shall be formed out of said territory, north of said Missouri Compromise Line, slavery, or involuntary servitude (except for crime) shall be prohibited.

Perry’s suggestion of a new state brings a certain quote from Sam Houston to mind: “All new states are invested, more or less, by a class of noisy, second-rate men who are always in favor of rash and extreme measures, but Texas was absolutely overrun by such men.”

That is indeed unique and was a byproduct of the raging debate over free and slave states. Thus, Texans may want to pay their taxes, stay in the Union, but form four more perfect state unions. The State of Austin awaits recognition.

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“Texas, Our Texas”

Texas, Our Texas! all hail the mighty State!
Texas, Our Texas! so wonderful so great!
Boldest and grandest, withstanding ev’ry test
O Empire wide and glorious, you stand supremely blest.
(chorus)

Texas, O Texas! your freeborn single star,
Sends out its radiance to nations near and far,
Emblem of Freedom! it set our hearts aglow,
With thoughts of San Jacinto and glorious Alamo.
(chorus)

Texas, dear Texas! from tyrant grip now free,
Shines forth in splendor, your star of destiny!
Mother of heroes, we come your children true,
Proclaiming our allegiance, our faith, our love for you.

Chorus

God bless you Texas! And keep you brave and strong,
That you may grow in power and worth, throughout the ages long.
God bless you Texas! And keep you brave and strong,
That you may grow in power and worth, throughout the ages long.

79 thoughts on “Republic of Texas: Governor Raises the Prospect of Secession From the Union”

  1. Bob,

    Mea culpa and all apologies to the Big Toe. It’s been a while since I’ve seen that particular cinema masterpiece.

  2. Ohhh, I like Crazyland. It’s so . . . all encompassing yet alludes to a carny ride out of control – a Tilt-a-Whirl put together and operated by meth heads.

  3. If there is a contest to name this new Country, let me enter Vaquero, Postal, Teabagger, BushyBushy, AK-47, or Crazyland.

  4. So to quote Sgt. Hulka, “Shut up, Francis.”

    Actually, that’s “Lighten up Francis.”

    It’s not nice to mis-quote the big-toe.

  5. Not looking too good for you, Texas, based upon this unscientific survey. So please do leave, you ego-bloated warthogs. See how well you can maintain those overgrown concrete sprawls you call Dallas and Houston without Federal assistance. I also hope you enjoy your pending war with Mexico once you don’t have access to Blackhawks and SEAL teams. We won’t be sending back up, so you better be the Billy Badasses you bunch of half-wits think you are. Here’s an idea. Why don’t you get W. to go fight for ya? He’s your great hero, even if he’s only Texan by proxy. That ought to be good for a laugh. What’s that? What’s that maple syrup smell? Is that a crow sandwich you and your idiot Gov. are about to eat? Yum yum . . .

    So to quote Sgt. Hulka, “Shut up, Francis.” You bunch of macho swaggering morons in Austin (not the students and artists, you guys rock, I mean the politicians that pollute what would otherwise be the jewel of Texas), you guys either need to walk the walk or stow the talk. The door is thata way —>

    I fully expect to hear the culinary praises of Corvidae Corvis any day now.

  6. Apparently all those folks I saw over the past 8 years wearing t-shirts with the carrying ther phrase “Somewhere in Texas a village is missing an idiot”, may have been over stating their case.

  7. Warren Burger:

    “You liberals all suck. And of course you are just jealous of the real Texan spirit.”

    **************

    As embodied by that wimp GHWB and his genius son, W. Now what “spirit” would that be? Rot-gut whiskey”

  8. You liberals all suck. And of course you are just jealous of the real Texan spirit.

  9. I can’t help but be reminded of a response to some of these arguments given by one of the top five fictional Presidents of all time,* Josiah Bartlett, to fictional Florida Governor Ritchie.** With apologies to Aaron Sorkin, I would in an impressive baritone ask Gov. Perry:

    “[Y]our state of [Texas] got [$148] billion in federal money last year – from Nebraskans, and Virginians, and New Yorkers, and Alaskans, with their Eskimo poetry…Can we have it back, please?”

    *With #1 being a statistical dead heat between David Palmer of “24” and James Marshall of “Air Force One”

    **I don’t have prepared a list of top fictional Governor’s of The Sunshine State.

  10. Hey now wait a minute. We did succeed in succession only to be told that we could not do it that away. Ok, If we do succeed then we take Alaska and save you from anymore Palin theatrics.

    But you do have to take Bush back to Maine, BOTH of em and their families too.

  11. I have an original Kaline bat from the Tigers. I have a card with George Hermann Ruth and a Mantle one to boot. The Mantle is in negotiations right now. I have a signed book from Gibson and a few Trammels.

    You can keep off of the table Madonna and her pals. I might let W. Who thinks he is a Player go for say, Young, Wells and I will keep all Kinky Friedman stuff. Willie is not tradeable, smokeable yes.

    But then again as I heard a song sang that went like this. “I’ll never smoke weed with Willie again” Bob and Tonmm are mine too.

    What do you have to Trade?

  12. Rick Perry, he makes Blago look good. It’s funny that next to him a hack like K.B. Hutchinson looks good. My guess is that even in the Texas clime, where strange fruits grow, he has slit his throat.

  13. Oh please, Oh please, Oh please, Oh please, Oh please, Oh please, Oh please-seceded already! Texas has been a boil on the butt of this country since it joined the union.

  14. AY

    I love it! It’s like trading baseball cards back in the day (actually, it was so long ago it may have BEFORE “the day” began).

    Anyway, you’ve got ZZ Top and my dear friend, Buddah, is only offering Bon Jovi? Don’t do it! Hold out for more. Maybe you can get Buddah to throw in a Moose Skowron or a Clete Boyer card, too.

  15. Ok, but just one ZZ or is that double wide or easy rollers? I cannot find the strawberry or grape flavors.

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