George Bush appears to have finally found his calling. According to this report, he will start his new career this month as a motivational speaker with “Get Motivated!” (the exclamation point is part of the official name) in Fort Worth, Texas.
Bush will speak for twenty minutes to motivate an audience that will pay $4.95 a person. People are hoping he will show how a little effort can destroy a main political party, strip a nation of all credibility and sympathy, and commit a series of officially sanctioned war crimes. That takes motivation.
Tamara Lowe, the Co-Founder and Executive Vice President of Get Motivated Seminars, Inc., has confirmed Bush’s new calling. You really have to see this cheesy website to fully appreciate the irony, here. The website describes the husband-wife team Peter and Tamara Lowe ” as the dynamic duo” of motivation. I guess their proper title is motivationologists. They promise:
Dazzling pyrotechnics, live music and stunning special effects set the stage . . . in the arenas of time management, leadership, goal achievement, sales training, negotiation, finances, investing, relationships, health, spiritual success, business strategies, motivation, communication skills and much more!
I personally want Bush to do my star chart and guide me on my spiritual success.
Below is the last motivational session Bush gave to unmotivated individuals:
He also has a fantastic diet and fitness plan involving stress positions and gruel. Nine out of ten detainees report rapid weight loss and loss of appetite.
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28 thoughts on “George Bush: Motivational Speaker”
It’s like reverse motivation. If this guy can be President, then I know I can be salesman of the month.
We live in an insane, confusing, and corrupt society; one within which intelligent people allowed such an abject fool to become the *jester decider* of the free world.
“Bush makes debut as motivational speaker at Fort Worth Convention Center Posted October 27, 2009
“Every single day, I was honored to be your president by bringing honor and dignity to the office,” Bush said to more than 11,000 people as the premier guest of the Get Motivated business seminar.
Bush, who lives in Dallas, spoke in a relaxed tone about how he stands by the decisions he made as president and encouraged others to stick to their principles and live each day to its fullest.
“It’s so simple in life to chase popularity, but popularity is fleeting,” said Bush, who battled low approval ratings during his second term. “It’s not real.”
The former Texas governor was greeted warmly by the Metroplex crowd.
“I was ready to put him back in office,” said Richard Jones of Cleburne following Bush’s speech.”
Correction to the above:
My answer would be that People with connections can do some fairly impossible feats. I believe that the 2nd election was “stolen fair and square” while the first one was a little troublesome but doable. Especially when your brother is the Gov of the state of Florida, the Election Secretary is appointed by the same and your Dad has appointed some Sct Justices.
What the chances of losing that when you also have a cousin who is named John Ellis (son sister to George the First) and on CNN or FOX one or the other.
Now if W had to do it all by himself we would of had Gore for sure. Interesting enough is JEB is John Ellis Bush. Makes one wonder about all of that New England Inbreeding. However, I thought that this was reserved for people from Arkansas. Show’s you what I know. Maybe George Foremans children are royalty to George,George,George,George,George,George and George.
Humor was meant only as to the Foreman remark.
Alice 1, October 22, 2009 at 5:04 pm
First of all Jonathan, I wouldn’t be criticizing a man who was elected two terms for the greatest nation on earth. Especially since you can’t even spell “month.” Hello? You might not have voted for him, but millions did. Yes, he made plenty of mistakes, but which president hasn’t? Or journalist, like yourself?
Query: how many elections did george H W bush steal?
George W. Bush now appears to have claimed the most powerful office in the world by blocking a court-ordered recount of votes in Florida that likely would have elected Al Gore to be president of the United States.
Published on Friday, August 5, 2005 by the Free Press (Colombus, OH)
Did the GOP Steal Another Ohio Election?
New charges filed against Ohio Governor Bob Taft’s former top aide have blazed a new trail between “Coingate” and the GOP theft of the 2004 presidential election.
Brian Hicks appears in court today to answer charges that he failed to report vacation trips he took to Coingate mastermind Tom Noe’s $1.3 million home in the Florida Keys. A top Taft aide for a dozen years, Hicks stayed at Noe’s place in 2002 and 2003. Another Taft aide, Cherie Carroll, is charged with taking some $500 in free dinners from Noe.
My answer would be that People with connections can do some fairly impossible feats. I believe that the 2nd election was stolen fair and square while the first on was a little troublesome but doable. Especially when your brother is the Gov, the election secretary is appointed by the same and your Dad appointed. What the chance of losing that when you also have a cousin who is named John Ellis and on CNN or FOX one or the other.
Now if W had to do it all by himself we would of had Gore for sure.
I’ll see your Neil Sedaka and raise you Bill Evans…
WOW! I am motivated!!!! I’m not certain whom Alice means because Bush was never elected, but whomever he is, he sounds like quite the guy. Is it O.K. to criticize someone who is elected once, but not twice?
It’s nice to hear you had a positive experience at the Get Motivated seminar. You don’t say if you’re planning on attending when the forty-turd will be speaking October 26. I have a pair of old golf spikes you could wing, are you game?
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