Mammals Join Together During the Snowpocalypse

At times like this, mammals must stick together. Now, if only I can get the wildlife to shovel the two feet of snow on my driveway.

It is still snowing in McLean and I just went out and measured just short of the two-foot mark. I have no choice but to return to the house and continue my campaign to overcome my boys in their dominance of the Wii.

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  1. SPECIAL WEATHER STATEMENT
    NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE BALTIMORE MD/WASHINGTON DC
    1224 PM EST SAT FEB 6 2010

    DCZ001-MDZ004>007-009>011-013-014-016>018-VAZ042-050>057-501-502-
    062200-
    DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA-FREDERICK MD-CARROLL-NORTHERN BALTIMORE-
    HARFORD-MONTGOMERY-HOWARD-SOUTHERN BALTIMORE-PRINCE GEORGES-
    ANNE ARUNDEL-CHARLES-ST. MARYS-CALVERT-LOUDOUN-ORANGE-CULPEPER-
    PRINCE WILLIAM/MANASSAS/MANASSAS PARK-FAIRFAX-
    ARLINGTON/FALLS CHURCH/ALEXANDRIA-STAFFORD-SPOTSYLVANIA-
    KING GEORGE-NORTHERN FAUQUIER-SOUTHERN FAUQUIER-
    INCLUDING THE CITIES OF…WASHINGTON…FREDERICK…WESTMINSTER…
    GAITHERSBURG…COLUMBIA…BALTIMORE…ANNAPOLIS…WALDORF…
    ST MARYS CITY…LEESBURG…CULPEPER…MANASSAS…MANASSAS
    PARK…FAIRFAX…ALEXANDRIA…FALLS CHURCH…FREDERICKSBURG…
    WARRENTON
    1224 PM EST SAT FEB 6 2010

    …EXTREMELY DANGEROUS WINTER WEATHER CONDITIONS CONTINUE THIS
    AFTERNOON AND EVENING FOR THE BALTIMORE-WASHINGTON REGION…EASTERN
    PANHANDLE OF WEST VIRGINIA…AND NORTHERN SHENANDOAH VALLEY…

    …BLIZZARD CONDITIONS ONGOING IN SOUTHERN MARYLAND…

    …POISED TO SET ALL-TIME STORM TOTAL SNOWFALL RECORD FOR
    BALTIMORE…

    BLIZZARD WARNINGS CONTINUE UNTIL 10 PM FOR MARYLAND EAST OF THE
    INTERSTATE 95 CORRIDOR BETWEEN BALTIMORE AND WASHINGTON DC AND WEST
    OF THE CHESAPEAKE BAY. WINTER STORM WARNINGS FOR HEAVY SNOW
    CONTINUE ELSEWHERE ACROSS THE REGION UNTIL 10 PM.

    AT 11:45 AM THIS MORNING…WEATHER OBSERVERS AT BALTIMORE`S THURGOOD
    MARSHALL BALTIMORE-WASHINGTON INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT REPORTED 26.5
    INCHES OF SNOW ON THE GROUND. THIS IS ONLY 1.7 INCHES SHY OF THE
    28.2 INCH RECORD FROM THE PRESIDENTS DAY FEBRUARY 2003 STORM. THE
    AIRPORT IS FORECAST TO HAVE AN ADDITIONAL 3 TO 6 INCHES BEFORE THE
    STORM ENDS THIS EVENING. A RECORD REPORT WILL BE ISSUED WHEN THE
    RECORD IS REACHED.

    GENERALLY…24 TO 32 INCHES OF SNOW HAVE FALLEN ACROSS NORTH OF A
    LINE BETWEEN ANNAPOLIS MD TO WASHINGTON DC TO PETERSBURG WV. SOUTH
    OF THIS LINE TO CHARLOTTESVILLE VA…APPROXIMATELY 14 TO 20 INCHES
    HAVE FALLEN.

    AN ADDITIONAL 4 TO 8 INCHES WILL FALL ACROSS THE REGION BEFORE THE
    SNOW TAPERS TO FLURRIES LATER THIS EVENING. AREAS SOUTH AND EAST OF
    BALTIMORE AND WASHINGTON WILL SEE ACCUMULATIONS AT THE HIGHER END
    OF THIS RANGE…ALONG WITH WIND GUSTS TO 35 MPH CREATING BLIZZARD
    CONDITIONS.

  2. URGENT – WINTER WEATHER MESSAGE
    NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE BALTIMORE MD/WASHINGTON DC
    1002 AM EST SAT FEB 6 2010

    LARGEST SNOWFALL SINCE 1922

    DCZ001-MDZ007-011-013-014-062315-
    /O.CON.KLWX.BZ.W.0001.000000T0000Z-100207T0300Z/
    DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA-HARFORD-SOUTHERN BALTIMORE-PRINCE GEORGES-
    ANNE ARUNDEL-
    INCLUDING THE CITIES OF…WASHINGTON…BALTIMORE…ANNAPOLIS
    1002 AM EST SAT FEB 6 2010

    …BLIZZARD WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 10 PM EST THIS
    EVENING…

    A BLIZZARD WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 10 PM EST THIS
    EVENING.

    * PRECIPITATION TYPE…MODERATE SNOW.

    * ACCUMULATIONS…AN ADDITIONAL 4 TO 8 INCHES TODAY WITH TOTAL
    ACCUMULATIONS OF 20 TO 30 INCHES.

    * TIMING…MODERATE INTENSITY SNOW BANDS WILL MOVE SOUTHEASTWARD
    THIS MORNING THROUGH EARLY THIS AFTERNOON. SNOW WILL BECOME
    LIGHTER THIS AFTERNOON AND WILL TAPER OFF BY EARLY THIS EVENING.

    * VISIBILITIES…VISIBILITIES AS LOW AS ONE-QUARTER TO ONE-HALF
    MILE ARE EXPECTED THROUGH EARLY THIS AFTERNOON.

    * TEMPERATURES…TEMPERATURES WILL REMAIN NEAR 30 DEGREES THIS
    MORNING AND WILL FALL INTO THE MID TO UPPER 20S TONIGHT.

    * WINDS…NORTHEAST WINDS 15 MPH WITH GUSTS TO 25 MPH THROUGH
    THIS AFTERNOON…ESPECIALLY ALONG THE COAST.

    PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS…

    ALTHOUGH WIND SPEEDS WILL DECREASE THROUGH THE DAY…VISIBILITIES
    WILL BE AT OR BELOW ONE-QUARTER MILE AT TIMES IN MODERATE SNOW…
    WHICH WILL MAKE TRAVEL VERY DANGEROUS.

    A BLIZZARD WARNING MEANS SEVERE WINTER WEATHER CONDITIONS ARE
    EXPECTED OR OCCURRING. FALLING AND BLOWING SNOW WITH STRONG WINDS
    AND POOR VISIBILITIES ARE LIKELY.

  3. Here’s a good one that just hit my box. No wonder Obama says healthcare will die on the hill.

    Let me get this straight……we’re trying to pass a health care plan written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn’t understand it, passed by a Congress that hasn’t read it but exempts themselves from it, to be signed by a president that also hasn’t read it and who smokes, with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn’t pay his taxes, all to be overseen by a surgeon general who is obese, and financed by a country that’s broke.

    What the hell could possibly go wrong????

  4. What has this blawg turned into. Hi Vince, hadn’t seen you in a while. How was Tahiti.

  5. Roger that Houston (bleep) were comin round to the Dark side of the moon, will re establish and talk to you on the other side. (bleep)

  6. Tweet on WashingtonPost, one minute ago.

    jaygirltweets – 12:13 a.m.
    About to go running in Snowpocalypse because when else can I run down the middle of 16th Street without cars? Plus it displays my toughness.

    New word

  7. ‘Houston, we’ve had a problem. We’ve had a few new nom de plumes added to the main B bus underbolt.

  8. At least Spindell was being honest when he said it was I.

    Of course we now know it was his writing style even though the bearded one did not appear. He must of talked to the headmaster elf.

  9. I say spanglish cause thats what Onemoredud use to use. Now Onemoredud reverts to english.

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