Stout Family Values: Georgia Voters Replace Politician In Sex Scandal With Another Family Values Candidate Who Allegedly Had Affair With Mother-in-Law

When Glenn Richardson stepped down as speaker of the Georgia House in a sex scandal with a lobbyist, it was widely denounced as another politician who ran on “family-values” while living la vida loca. Voters of Paulding Country, however, quickly replaced him with another Republican running on family values, Rep. Daniel Stout. Stout, however, may be a bit too close to family: he was divorced in 10 years ago after his wife accused him of having an affair with her mother while she was pregnant with his child.

Stout ran on the formula platform of family values in replacing
Glenn Richardson: “I believe Paulding County wants someone who will stand strong for the conservative principles we’ve always believed in … lower taxes, limited government, personal responsibility, and valuing Life from the womb until natural death.” The local GOP was ecstatic over his election, here.

Here is how he describes himself on his bio:

Hello, I’m Daniel Stout. I am married to Kelly who works as an administrator at Georgia State University. Kelly and I love to take leisurely drives in Paulding’s countryside on beautiful afternoons. We enjoy camping and spending time with friends and family.
I’m the proud father of nine-year-old Elizabeth (“Libby”). Libby loves anything pink, and especially loves dancing the “Pretzel” with her rhythm-less dad.

I’m the son of Marc and Pam Stout, and brother to Micah, Matthew, David, Elizabeth, Luke, Justus, and Benjamin.

I am a community banker for Highland Commercial Bank. I am a member of the Paulding County Republican Party, and a member of the National Rifle Association. I serve as Vice-President of Paulding County Right to Life and have served on the Board of Cobb Street Ministries since March of 2007.

I am a Christian, a Conservative, and a Republican.

He left out the business of jumping your mother-in-law during periods of pregnancies. After the scandal became known, Stout insisted that the relationship “stopped short of ‘sex’.” Now that sounds pretty Clintonesque. It is not clear if that means he made it to second or third base with his mother-in-law. It suggests a political sliding scale of what is unacceptable: home run with your mother-in-law, third base with your father-in-law, second base with a niece, or first base with a nun.

Stout added “this humbling experience changed my life dramatically.” “Humbling”? I could think of horrible, disgusting, and other descriptions, but humbling?

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31 thoughts on “Stout Family Values: Georgia Voters Replace Politician In Sex Scandal With Another Family Values Candidate Who Allegedly Had Affair With Mother-in-Law”

  1. Wrong, Ardent.

    If you read this site, you’d know we give hypocrites from any political party the shit they so justly deserve.

    But thanks for the partisan hackery.

  2. Yup. It’s only wrong when a Republican does it. When a Democrat does it’s just natural, and any talk about it is overblown whining.

  3. Wahl, it’s Georgia after all. Almost as bad as Alabammy.Lincoln surely made a mistake when he returned to the fold today’s knuckle-dragging Dupes who remain blindly loyal to the content and purpose of the Southern Strategy.

  4. I wonder if Stout and his mother-in-law produced any barn babies … talk about an extended family

  5. This is actually a giant leap forward for Southern sexual relationships if Neal Horsley, a former candidate for governor of Georgia, is any indication. During an interview on Alan Colmes’ radio show, a guffawing Horsley admitted to having engaged in sex with a mule at age 11. “When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule,” he said. The Georgia native later added, “You experiment with anything that moves when you are growing up sexually. If it’s warm and it’s damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it.”

    Neal Horsley, another proud Christian conservative.

  6. ECookie,

    Then why the EmpireCookie? Because they are quick, easy and taste so good? Are you in Scarborough?

  7. Ain’t no bad, despeakable mudder-in-law what caint resist no ‘stout’ man…

    Cuntry Fillossifer

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