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Stout Family Values: Georgia Voters Replace Politician In Sex Scandal With Another Family Values Candidate Who Allegedly Had Affair With Mother-in-Law

When Glenn Richardson stepped down as speaker of the Georgia House in a sex scandal with a lobbyist, it was widely denounced as another politician who ran on “family-values” while living la vida loca. Voters of Paulding Country, however, quickly replaced him with another Republican running on family values, Rep. Daniel Stout. Stout, however, may be a bit too close to family: he was divorced in 10 years ago after his wife accused him of having an affair with her mother while she was pregnant with his child.


Stout ran on the formula platform of family values in replacing
Glenn Richardson: “I believe Paulding County wants someone who will stand strong for the conservative principles we’ve always believed in … lower taxes, limited government, personal responsibility, and valuing Life from the womb until natural death.” The local GOP was ecstatic over his election, here.

Here is how he describes himself on his bio:

Hello, I’m Daniel Stout. I am married to Kelly who works as an administrator at Georgia State University. Kelly and I love to take leisurely drives in Paulding’s countryside on beautiful afternoons. We enjoy camping and spending time with friends and family.
I’m the proud father of nine-year-old Elizabeth (“Libby”). Libby loves anything pink, and especially loves dancing the “Pretzel” with her rhythm-less dad.

I’m the son of Marc and Pam Stout, and brother to Micah, Matthew, David, Elizabeth, Luke, Justus, and Benjamin.

I am a community banker for Highland Commercial Bank. I am a member of the Paulding County Republican Party, and a member of the National Rifle Association. I serve as Vice-President of Paulding County Right to Life and have served on the Board of Cobb Street Ministries since March of 2007.

I am a Christian, a Conservative, and a Republican.

He left out the business of jumping your mother-in-law during periods of pregnancies. After the scandal became known, Stout insisted that the relationship “stopped short of ‘sex’.” Now that sounds pretty Clintonesque. It is not clear if that means he made it to second or third base with his mother-in-law. It suggests a political sliding scale of what is unacceptable: home run with your mother-in-law, third base with your father-in-law, second base with a niece, or first base with a nun.

Stout added “this humbling experience changed my life dramatically.” “Humbling”? I could think of horrible, disgusting, and other descriptions, but humbling?

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31 thoughts on “Stout Family Values: Georgia Voters Replace Politician In Sex Scandal With Another Family Values Candidate Who Allegedly Had Affair With Mother-in-Law”

  1. empirecookie–

    I LOVE Stephen Colbert! I wouldn’t want him to become president because he’d have to leave his TV show. Don’t think I could live without The Colbert Report and The Daily Show.

  2. great clip Elaine – Stephen Colbert for President!

    Swarthmore mom – Ontario (but grew up in beautiful BC)

  7. Here’s more on “Family Values” from a Missouri Republican. The video includes a funny bit from The Colbert Report.
    [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwALMORMdpY&hl=en_US&fs=1&]

  8. I think you and I are on the same page on that one. There are very few songs that he has done that I do not like. He is an interesting musician.

  9. AY – I love them all, but Neil Young has got to be the coolest cat to ever walk the planet.

  10. Here’s an oldie from back in the day–Mother-in-law:
    Mother-in-law
    [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWVa1WMLdDM&hl=en_US&fs=1&]

  11. Eccookie,

    You are correct. It was is a great song….Sorry, but I am a Young fan. All fine musicians in my book.

  13. From “South Pacific,” “Any storm in a port.”
    In business, it’s called servicing your account.

  14. Sunny and 60? That sounds great. Better than about 30 and slushy. But we can’t complain. Usually it’s about 20, not counting the wind chill. I think the snow storms have been much worse below the 49th parallel this year.

  15. “I am a Christian, a Conservative, and a Republican.”

    *************

    Telegram to in-law lovin’ politician from his political operative:

    “If we want any votes from anyone whose IQ exceeds 90, please omit last line.

    Correction: Strike that! We are in Paulding County,Georgia.

    Out!”

  17. It will be sunny and 60 for a few days so you could show up today empire cookie.

  18. No Bob Sledding? You are correct and wasn’t it Nash and Young that did Immigration Man?

    How about today? lol

  19. AY, That was Steven Stills’ song, not Neil Young’s. How are you this fine morning? Sorry i did not make it through the snow drifts to your place.

  20. While I was in Plains. Plains Georgia. I did have an adulterous affair. It was an abomination, I broke the law that Moses handed down. I had lust in my heart.

    Then there is Honor they Mother. I guess Mother in Law, if she was hot enough. Heck it is possible that the Mother in Law could have been 30. He could have been 30 and the wife 15. So whats the rub…..

    And if he is a truly religious man he could have been following another time biblical honored tradition…..

    Or who knows, Neil Young’s…Love the one your with….

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