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Got Milk? Inmate Charged With Third Degree Assault For Squirting Breast Milk on Guard

Inmate Toni Tramel will be the subject of new basis for an felonious assault on a prison guard: assault by breast milk. While Tramel claims it was an accident, a guard said that she was squirted in the face by Tramel on purpose when Tramel was being processed for public intoxication.

Normally, third degree assault in Kentucky is confined to a a person who “recklessly, with a deadly weapon or dangerous instrument, or intentionally causes or attempts to cause physical injury.” However, there is a special provision for inmates:

Being a person confined in a detention facility, or state residential treatment
facility or state staff secure facility for residential treatment which provides
for the care, treatment, or detention of a juvenile charged with or adjudicated
delinquent because of a public offense or as a youthful offender, inflicts
physical injury upon or throws or causes feces, or urine, or other bodily fluid
to be thrown upon an employee of the facility.

The case will come down to intent and some interesting testimony. If guilty, Tramel succeeded in elevating a misdemeanor to a class D felony.

Here is the provision: 025
The officer went through a bio-hazard decontamination process after the incident.

For the full story, click here.

33 thoughts on “Got Milk? Inmate Charged With Third Degree Assault For Squirting Breast Milk on Guard”

  1. From the “urban dictionary”

    “Breast-Case Scenario
    A situation in which breasts may present themselves, leading to a night that cannot be improved “

  2. Thanks Tony. I guess I miss the humor in this story. If the woman was not a mother of a baby or a very young child or children, I might only feel disgusted.

  3. I still have her. I heard that I was on this blog. I did not mean to squirt her. I was needing to express myself and she was patting me down.

  5. Actually, living in a prison town, I know a lot of guards…and have actually had the ” opportunity ” to work behind the walls myself. While this seems really funny…I know I initially had a chuckle…. this type of behaviour puts prison employees at serious risk. HIV as well as Hepititis B are both transmitted through bodily fluids…breast milk included!

  7. Oh, I suppose she was getting ready for her Rap debut and just wanted the the name Master Blaster…..

  9. FF LEO–

    Not troo! Yer the Lord of the Pun and an expert at milkin’ a joke for the last drop of laughter! Yer also the “go to” guy for providin’ us Turleyites with videos of classic pop tunes.

  10. Whelp Ms EM, I cain see that I is no match for you regardin’ euphemizin’ word duelin’; furthermore, my mammary’s a’fadin’. I am defeated and therefore a colostrum failure..

  13. FF LEO–

    I guess yer sayin’ ya don’t think the LEO treated the lactiferous lady with the utmost curdesy.

    ************
    AY–

    Methinks Tramel may have been “expressin'” her contempt for the prison guard.

  14. “That’s no whey to treat a prison guard!” Ms EM sayed.

    Well, I ‘spect that the whey the wheyward LEO handled the woman aint no whey to treat a lady neether

  16. Ms EM,

    Doncha know that LEOs Always exaggerate and embellish defendants’ negative claims/actions a’gin them?

    Here the LEO *stacked* the breast milk charges…

  20. I suppose the guard is lactose intolerant. In the main article it states that she was changing into jail issued clothing. If she was ready to “Express” then their ain’t much you can do to stop the flow.

    This is a comment out of the article:

    “HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE THE HATS OUT NOW THAT SAYS “GOT MILK?” MIGHT SHOULD BE PART OF THE UNIFORM. LOL. AN INMATE GETS CHARGED FOR SQUIRTING BREAST MILK BUT PEOPLE THAT ARE ABUSIVE TO THEIR CHILDREN CAN BE OUT ENJOYING THE SUNSHINY DAYS. SOMETHING IS VERY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE. IT MAKES ME SICK.”

    I guess the saying “Got Milked while in Jail” has a new meaning. The second part of the statement makes a whole lot of sense to me.

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