All A Twitter: Chavez Hires 200 People To Tweet For Him

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has hired 200 people to help him tweet as part of his account “chavezcandanga,” which has more than 237,000 followers. He has much to tweet about as inflation has now reached 30 percent in the country, which Chavez blames on the “bourgeoisie.”

Chavez’s twitter account is now slightly larger than his rival Globovision, the only critical TV channel remaining in the country after Chavez’s crackdown on journalists and free speech.

For the twitter story, click here.

The 30.4 percent inflation rate is now the highest in Latin America and, in his signature style, Chavez is now blaming the hidden hand of the United States and the wealthy and punishing no punitive measures: “We need to stop this right now. The bourgeoisie do not listen to appeals to their conscience. Let’s act with a firm hand.” Totalitarian tweets in 140 characters or less.

For the full story, click here.

126 thoughts on “All A Twitter: Chavez Hires 200 People To Tweet For Him”

  1. Thanks for proving you are exactly as described.

    Troll.

    Now run along, puppy. The dogs have a disagreement. Keep sniffing around if you want to get bit worse.

    By the way, how does that fascist tool taste?

    Let us know after you spit or swallow.

    Your choice.

  2. Let me hear you say I II,III,II,II,II,I

    When you say fly I call SWAT.

    Get your hands in the air everybody and say, I IIII IIII IIIII eye.

    Po”kio Po’kio

  3. You seem to have forgotten that I’m much much better at this than you, badtroll. So come on. Help Byron out some more.

  4. Why clear your throat?

    Because you’ve got a fascist tool in it?

    Call me a bitch again, troll bait.

    I’m not the one having to clear my throat.

  5. Notice how I answered you aint the same time bitch. 10:25 boom

    Now let me clear my throat.

  6. badtroll,

    You’ve had such success in telling me what to do in the past.

    Good luck now.

    Why don’t you go bother Vince with some of your birther retardation. Byron is simply wrong and you are still a confessed troll and demonstrated bigot so you rushing to his defense isn’t going to help him. To the contrary, it bolsters my point. Birds of a feather. Trolls possess the flocking instinct.

    I hope that was clear enough for you, troll.

    Or you can take me to task again and I can tie you in knots again. Really. It’s no effort at all. You’re not very good at your propaganda spewing job.

    Now run along, badtroll. The adults are having an argument.

  7. Now Watt U Gone Do Byron. He call you out man, you aint nuttin but a punk ass to him , man. Watt U gone do Byron” I aint gots no bail money so you betta knot do sumpin stewpid, you hear me Byron I ain’t gots no money. Business aint what it used to be, Baby, but you still my friend 🙂

  8. Byron,

    I call ’em like I see ’em. And you look more like a fascist everyday with your perpetual apologist crap and trying to distort meanings of words or conflate that something isn’t what it acts like no matter what it calls itself. Or do you need to be clubbed over the head again with how wrong you were about Nazis being socialists in anything other than name again? People and their actions are defined by their nature, not the label they choose to apply to themselves. Marcus Aurelius admonished us to “Ask of each and every thing, what is it in itself.” Hitler said he was cleaning up the gene pool. He and his boy Reinhardt Heydrich were in fact committing mass industrialized murder. Word versus actions.

    Chavez could call what he does “effervescence”, but that doesn’t change that he’s an authoritarian militaristic dictator. If cotton had been the biggest resource they had, he’d have annexed the cotton industry. And annexed is the right word, not nationalized. Keep in mind, he only “nationalized” oil because as a dictator he is the nation. Which means the oil isn’t truly nationalized – he alone controls it to HIS benefit first and foremost. That means he didn’t actually nationalize jack squat. He stole it for his personal use. There is a difference between taking a segment of the economy and placing in public trust for the public benefit (like socialized medicine) and just stealing something for your personal use.

    I don’t expect you to see beyond your wallet anymore. Any effect the red pills had wore off some time ago. You’re a fascist in action, Mr. Oil Industry Apologist and Vested Interest. You’re just too greedy to come to grips with the fact you back the bad guys who are going to turn this planet into a wasteland for profit. You can think you’re the “capitalist” hero of the story all you want. Your stance, such as it is, has proven time and again to be rooted in nothing more than simple greed no matter how much you protest that you are for human and civil rights. The facts of the totality of all your statements indicates you are only for your right to make money at any cost and without any regulation – which by definition makes you a fascist. If this tramples the rights of others? Screw ’em, eh? They’re the weak after all, you social Darwinist (read: repressive/oppressive nitwit). Survival of the fittest has nothing to do with money or health. It has to do with adaptation to a changing environment.

    You are failing to adapt.

    That assessment is based on your actions and statements, not your self labeling. You call yourself what you like. I’m going to call you how you act. If you got a problem with that, that’d be your problem.

  9. ‘business’ ain’t what it used to be.

    I wish her line would have added a, short pause, then added Baby attached to the ends.

    business’ ain’t what it used to be Baby

    and the next line

    but you still my friend. 🙂

  10. Wootsy I just read your comment. I have not had a laugh like that in a long time. 🙂

  11. I thought we dropped the name calling along time ago, but it’s still nice to see you two Bumpin Heads 🙂

    Yall known as Da Head Bumps, like a bad case of acne. Yall just gets all nasty and everythang. I know your mothers must of been so, so proud yesterday.

    Buddah Byron aint done nuttin to you man. Why don’t you back off the boy a bit and give him a chance to breathe. You’ve criticized him a bit much as of late. Get with him on Fathers Day and correct him on anything you want then, Dad.

  12. Byron-
    Alice Adams 1935 starring Kathryn Hepburn
    ‘business’ ain’t what it used to be.

  13. Buddha:

    you call me whatever you want, all I need to say is look at Greece-a socialist democracy.

    Fascism, socialism, communism don’t work. They disregard the individual.

    So what would Chavez call his system? Capitalism with a twist? I doubt it. He hates capitalismo.

  14. What’s a little Oil between Friends right? Seems like the twittee are going to have employment as long as he is in power.

  15. That is no way dismisses that Chavez is a authoritarian jackass. But socialist? Not even in application. “Oh! He nationalized the oil companies! That must make him a socialist!” No. It makes him a thief since he took them for this private dictatorial use.

    You are misusing terms again to suit your needs, Byron.

    You’ve been doing so with increasing frequency.

    I guess you can take the boy out of the troll, but not the troll out of the boy.

  16. Again, you try to label an authoritarian as a socialist.

    Just like you did with the Nazis – who were authoritarian fascists.

    Socialism works fine. Authoritarianism on the other hand, leads to lots of dead people. Just like fascism.

    You know. That ideology you increasingly support with your corporatist bullshit, Byron.

  17. I guess I should say the poor don’t buy buildings and factories and ships and build oil wells, you know the types of things that create jobs. Bridges and roads don’t create sustainable jobs, they create immediate jobs. An economy cannot run on immediate jobs for any length of time and they are not sustainable unless the private sector creates them or pays for them.

  18. Hey Hugo inflation is caused by printing money, the rich cant do that at least last I heard. But government can, in fact did you take a lesson from Bennie B, I think I heard he fired up our presses and printed up a cool 1.3 trillion.

    Dude look at Greece, socialism doesn’t work baby. It is as plain as the nose on your face. Your brand doesn’t work either and neither does Castro’s. To the extent it does work it is the level of free market activity that is allowed to exist/remain.

    Always blame the rich, good plan it does work every time. Even though it is wrong every time. Yep the rich were the cause of the down turn in Russia after the October Revolution and the economic down turn in Cuba was definitely a cause of the rich.

    Only problem is that poor people don’t buy goods and services but I think you are finding that out right about now.

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