Auto Pilot: Video Reportedly Shows Drunk Driver Taking Flight at Airport Parking Garage


This video purportedly shows a drunk driver who decides she doesn’t need a plane to take flight at the Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport.

There were no injuries to the tollbooth operator and the driver was not seriously hurt. The driver was reportedly arrested, however.

I suspect a pilot from one of these airlines given their slogans:

1. Northwest Airline: “Some people just know how to fly.”
2. Malaysia Airlines: “Going beyond expectations.”
3. American: “Something special in the air.”
4. Delta: “We love to fly. And it shows.”
5. Air Canada: “Defy obstacles.”

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14 thoughts on “Auto Pilot: Video Reportedly Shows Drunk Driver Taking Flight at Airport Parking Garage”

  1. Walked away!

    Surely you mean staggered?

    Or perhaps tottered?

    Thanks for filling in the gaps though. In the words of Terry Jones, “I’ve just wet ’em!”

    Maybe not a good start to the day, but it’s all relative y’know…..

  2. Professor,

    I posted this on a thread a week or so back. Glad to see that it made it here.

  3. Maaarrghk!.

    From what I understand is that the car hit the barrier, skidded over the roof of the car paying the toll, landed with its nose down and the driver walked away from the wreck with a few scratches. Subsequently, she was arrested for DWI. Not a good start of the day at 7:00 a.m.

  4. YEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!!!!!

    Wow! That looked fun!

    Pity we never saw the landing.

  5. Some of the additional videos that are offered at the end of the featured one are also interesting.

  6. This video purportedly shows a drunk driver who decides he doesn’t need a plane to take flight at the Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport.

    Not that it really matters, but the driver was female, not male.

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