Who Needs Surgery? Bam, Bam, Bam, You Have A New Hip

This video is making the rounds of a preacher who “installs” a new hip for this woman with the magic words “bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.”

No this is not a GOP commercial on how “Obamacare” will work. This is a preacher who convinces people that all that surgery stuff is for the unbelievers. A few bams and you are ready to rumba.

26 thoughts on “Who Needs Surgery? Bam, Bam, Bam, You Have A New Hip”

  1. The fact is, charlatans thrive in the context of the church, be it traditional religion or within the confines of the Church of Modern Medicine. This particular ethical midget cons people via the collection basket, while at least 218 medical doctors have been sentenced for performing unwarranted surgeries alone, just over the past decade.

    The National Practitioner Data Bank holds secret files on 237,000 “Questionable” or “Dangerous” real’ doctors. So maybe you can tell me where the danger lies.

    One physician not long ago was found to have performed 10,000 unneeded eye operations on poor people – collecting millions in Medicare reimbursements.

    But did you hear any of that during the ‘health care debate?’

    Tenant Health Corporation, one of the largest hospital management companies, has paid out nearly 1/2 BILLION in the last 8 years, as a direct result of unwarranted HEART operations, by some of the most morally corrupt cardiologists on the planet.

    Did you hear any of that during the health care babble?

    While this egomaniac dabbles at medicine, physicians with legitimate licenses generate crime to the tune of 1/2 TRILLION per year.

    America’s version of “cure it with a pill” is a leading cause of death. Our health care model has deteriorated to the point of actually being ‘disease care.’

    After all, there’s not a lot of money to be made in good health.

    Just ask the faith healers.

  2. AY Took son to Stephen Pyle’s new restaurant where he had what he called a “bourgie” rendition of chicken fried steak, mashed potatoes and greens. Last night he had tex mex. Had to get back to Dallas for son’s visit. The pup requires a lot of attention.

  3. “Bam-bam-bam” combined with religious fervor and social affirmation leads to increased adrenaline production, which then metabolizes into dopamine, leading to a temporary increase of blood flow, muscle relaxation and moderate pain reduction.

    I’d bet her hip felt like someone really had pounded on it with a hammer, once her chemical metabolism returned to its baseline.

  4. SWM,

    Did not know you were back…hows the pooch…and what kinda Texas food this you indulge your son….glad he is safe from the fires…..guess he did not want anything smoked….

  5. Elaine M.,

    Then maybe you’d like to try the other delicacy offered such as Fried Frito Pie or maybe even Butter….You see you can fry anything…..then again if you go a little to the North East towards say….Tennessee….you can even get Bologna Fried up in a skillet….with grits and greens…. all topped off with red-eye gravy…..

  6. The fried frito pie looks good. I don’t go to the fair though. My son is home for a wedding this weekend. Yesterday was his birthday and he wanted to go out for some “Texas food”.

  7. Perhaps we should be considering this for the new health system. It looks much cheaper than actually cutting someone open for surgery.

  8. I am sorry to correct you but only fried food can cure you and beer….In Texas this year one of the things that you can have fried is beer….so see…the Texas State Fair offers you everything for your health needs…..

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