In Manchester, New Hampshire, a woman has learned the costs of vanity . . . well at least vanity plates. Bonnie Usher, 43, allegedly was careful to hide her face in a hooded sweatshirt when she robbed a Rite Aid. The problem was the getaway car: her car boasted vanity plates reading “B-USHER.” It did not take long for the police to arrive at her house and recover the cash.
It turned out that the gun held to the clerk’s head in the robbery was just a painter’s knife. However, she is still charged with armed robbery.
Now for my favorite joke from the movie Fargo: ” did you hear the one about the guy who couldn’t afford personalized plates, so he changed his name to J3L-2404?”