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Packers Beat Bears Bears Decide Not To Go To Dallas

That is the best I do right now. It is hard for me to express my feelings at this time of utter darkness and despair.

This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end

Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
I’ll never look into your eyes…again

Can you picture what will be
So limitless and free
Desperately in need…of some…stranger’s hand
In a…desperate land

I will get through this . . .

Denial: The Packers could not have won. We are still in the running.

Anger: Why us? How could this happen to Chicago?

Bargaining: Just let us play five more minutes and we will never make another cheesehead joke.

Depression: Why go on if the Packers go to Dallas?

Acceptance: It’s going to be okay. After all, they still have to go back and live in Green Bay.

Jonathan Turley

66 thoughts on “<del datetime="2011-01-24T01:02:48+00:00">Packers Beat Bears</del> Bears Decide Not To Go To Dallas”

  2. Elaine M,

    AWWW.

    They are precious.

    I still think Buffalo is a top contender myself.

    LOL

  6. Go Pack! Pack went!

    Did as I told them to do!

    Being authoritarian and being obeyed is a high.

    Oops. Its also addictive.

    Sorry.

  8. Bud, I know, I as just razzing you hence the smily. I reiterate my advice for strong drink and junk food, mass quantities in fact, to those Packer fans that are despondent. And the Bears fans that are jubilant.

  11. “Depression: Why go on if the Packers go to Dallas?

    Acceptance: It’s going to be okay. After all, they still have to go back and live in Green Bay.”

    And it’s not like going to Dallas is real great either absent a championship reason.

  12. Lottakatz,

    I was just razing the professor.

    He sure does love the Bears though.

    If I loved the Bears that much, I’d be
    looking for a quiet side bet somewhere,
    you know just in case.

    Helps lighten the mood when they lose.

    LOL.

    But you gotta love his dedication.

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  14. Bud, Now, now, stop poking at the Professor: when several verses of the darkest Jim Morrison song ever wrote is quoted in his update, you know the pain is extreme.

    (Nice word-play though) 🙂

  15. Never mind, It’s obviously early days yet. They’ll probably be quite good once they learn how to play Rugby properly with the right shaped ball and everything.

  16. I am sorry for your pain; eat more sausage and high-fat junk food, drink heavily, weep and rail loudly against the coach, call in for sick leave tomorrow. It worked pretty well to assuage the play-off pain of the guys I worked with. That was what they said anyway. If the better half really loves you she won’t make a lot of noise in the kitchen or vacuum the carpet tomorrow morning until the hangover begins to subside. This I have on the same authority above.

  18. Professor,

    To a Lion’s fan, losing in the championship game means winning a playoff game – something we would feel blessed to see in Detroit. Now I ask you to join with me in the fervent hope of every football fan – that next season open on time and free of labor strife!

  19. So what is it you are saying JT?

    You’re just PACKING it in???
    You can’t BEAR it? huh?
    I mean the ball is in your COURT…

    You think Rahm had something to do with it?

    OK OK… Sorry to hear about your beloved Bears..

  20. It is a bitter cheese pill to swallow, but congrats to the Packers. We have to ger ready for next year and get rid of Cutler. Da Bears!

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