Packers Joke of the Day

Yes, it is time for our Packers Joke of the Day.


Given today’s game, I thought I would include a couple extra:

Q: What do you call 53 men watching the Superbowl?
A: The Green Bay Packers

Q: What do you call a Packer fan with half a brain?
A: Gifted.

Q: How do you keep a Packer out of your yard?
A: Put up a goal post

Q: Why can’t Wisconsin citizens get from Green Bay to Dallas?
A: They can’t get past Chicago

We are getting ready for the big game. I am preparing brats, knackwurst, and kielbasa (cooked in beer) with sauerkraut and potato salad. I am bringing in my Bears Garden gnome for good luck and my Bears banner is fluttering outside the house. All is ready for the greatest match since the dark angels were first forced into their eternal dark dwelling. In what Biblical scholars uniformly agree is a reference to the first Packers game, it was record: “And the angels which kept not their first estate, but left their own habitation, he hath reserved in everlasting chains under darkness unto the judgment of the great day. – Jude 1:6, KJV

For my fellow the Bears players and Bears fans alike, I leave you with these inspiring words:

You are about to embark upon the Great Crusade, toward which we have
striven these many months. The eyes of the world are upon you. The
hopes and prayers of liberty-loving people everywhere march with you.
In company with our brave Allies and brothers-in-arms on
other Fronts, you will bring about the destruction of the Green Bay war
machine, the elimination of Packers tyranny over the oppressed peoples of
the Midwest, and victory for ourselves in a free world.

Your task will not be an easy one. Your enemy is well trained, well
equipped and battle hardened. He will fight savagely.

But this is the year 2010! Much has happened since the Packers triumphs in the regular season. The NFC teams have inflicted upon the Packers great defeats, in open battle, man-to-man. Our air offensive has seriously reduced their strength in the air and their capacity to wage a running game on the ground. Our defensive line has given us an overwhelming superiority in defense and offensive lines, and placed at our disposal great reserves of trained fighting men.

The tide has turned! The free men of the world are marching together to

I have full confidence in your courage and devotion to duty and skill in
battle. We will accept nothing less than full Victory!

Good luck! And let us beseech the blessing of Almighty God upon this great and noble undertaking. Go Bears, Monsters of the Midway, God’s Chosen Team.

Jonathan Turley

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  2. rafflaw
    1, January 23, 2011 at 6:52 pm
    Da Bears will recover and rise from the ashes next season. I just hope Cutler is gone!!


    As a life long Cleveland Brown’s fan … I feel your pain

  3. Professor,

    My condolences. Just remember that, as I Lions fan, I am nothing but envious of the pain of losing in the NFC championship game… It’s too bad – I really wanted to see the storyline of the 3rd string quarterback rallying his team to claim a spot in the Super Bowl (although I think the heads of half of the sports reporters in the country would have exploded if it had happened…).

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