Actor Tells Judge To Suck His [Blank] . . . Instead Judge Gives Actor 107 Years

Many defendants work hard to find the right balance between expressions of contrition and innocence before a criminal sentencing. Zaire Page, 24, decided that brevity was the soul of wit and simply told Judge Vincent Del Giudice to “suck his d—.” Del Guidice declined the offer and instead gave him 107 years.

It is not like Zaire Page was not prepared for this moment. His appearance was the ultimate example of method acting. Page played Man Man, a murderer on Brooklyn’s Finest.

Page follows Lillo Brancato, the star from Sopranos and The Bronx Tale in going to jail for an actual murder.

Page was convicted in the brutal murder of Lethania Garcia with the help of Robert Crawford in what was a brutal murder in a Fort Greene beauty parlor in 2008. The two followed Garcia from a courthouse and killed him as well as off-duty police officer Andrea Cox. His co-conspirator only received 53 years — but notably elected not to offer fellatio as a statement to the court.

With Brancato also in jail in New York, this year’s inmate production may become the hottest ticket in town. I would suggest The Importance of Being Ernest for this year’s instructive theatrical work.

Source: Daily News

23 thoughts on “Actor Tells Judge To Suck His [Blank] . . . Instead Judge Gives Actor 107 Years”

  1. All of my power is off due to the snow. I have invited any weekend editors to post today to keep the home fires burning. In my case we are surviving on a fireplace and cellphone.

  2. I am sure that this is not what he meant. I am sure that he was afraid for his life. It is not easy being as sexy as he is and going to prison. He knows that he is going to be abused just like he was by his daddy. You people should be ashamed. How would you like it to be your child? Some of you need mental help. Please seek it and soon.

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