Prosecutor of Paris Hilton Arrested For Buying Crack

Ok, this is a bit awkward. Clark County Deputy District Attorney David Schubert, 47, achieved an element of fame by prosecuting Paris Hilton for cocaine possession. He is now back in the news after being arrested for . . . you guessed it . . . buying crack cocaine.


Clark County District Attorney David Roger said that he is “very disappointed.” Pretty stern stuff. That seems akin to “we’re going through a bad time but we will always have Paris.”

Schubert was seen picking up Raymond Streeter in his white BMW in a neighborhood known for narcotics dealing. Streeter allegedly bought cocaine for Schubert. Streeter said that he only knew Schubert as “Joe” and would buy drugs for him on a regular basis.

This should create some interesting trial issues unless (which is likely) Schubert pleads. A change of venue would seem likely. Moreover, the prosecutors will be under close scrutiny in any plea for any evidence of special treatment or light punishment.

Source: Yahoo

23 thoughts on “Prosecutor of Paris Hilton Arrested For Buying Crack”

  1. Mr. Schubert was most probably set up. LVPD must not like him, for who knows what reason. Or, the DA’s office got the LVPD to
    set him up.

  2. The Moar You Know 1, March 22, 2011 at 4:02 pm

    I never thought of this, but if you liked to get your buzz on, being a prosecutor does insure that you’ll always know who to go to to get the good stuff.

    —————————————————————-

    If you want the good stuff, the prostitutors, damn I mean the prosecutors always go to the police evidence room…

    They gotta make sure its really good before they chuck a guy in jail don’t they???

  3. rafflaw

    “The weather here went from Spring yesterday back to winter today!”

    Lol – same thing here! Last Friday – sunny and 74; Saturday and Sunday – sunny and in the mid-50’s; yesterday – snow and freezing rain, in the mid 30’s; today – sunny in the mid-50’s … tonight – snow and freezing rain, temps in the mid-to-low 30’s ….

    I feel your pain, raff!!

  4. I never thought of this, but if you liked to get your buzz on, being a prosecutor does insure that you’ll always know who to go to to get the good stuff.

  5. Rafflaw,

    My sick jokes must be working. LOL
    Sorry, I never made the connection between
    SNL and my jokes… ever…

    I was just trying to give everyone the
    “HEADS UP”, on this guy.

    There I go again.

  6. Bud,
    Now I am feeling a little sick! Just the thought of plumbers crack reminded me of the SNL skit with Dan Ackroyd and in later versions Chris Farley!

  7. For sure this guy was trying to buy crack cocaine right???

    I mean if he was just trying to buy crack I’d say he has not much to worry about…

    I mean he could have been shopping for some “plumber’s crack” right???

    I mean guys do a lot of caulking this time of year…

    This guy is like so “not guilty”.

  8. I’ll say it again those who protest the loudest are the ones you have to watch the most.

    “don’t do it,don’t do it, white lines “:=)

  9. I wonder if Mr. Schubert will ask Paris Hilton for a loan to pay for his defense? I agree with Stamford that this guy’s career is history.

  10. Kinda reminds me of some gay folks who hated gay folks before coming out…

  11. I know 4 attorneys that have succumbed to the allure of crack….the poor mans coke…..but then again Charlie may be back and he still likes crack….

  12. Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five … memories …

    I’d say Mr. Shubert’s career in law is “Dust in the Wind” …

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