Submitted by Elaine Magliaro, Guest Blogger
All you Christian warriors out there best make ready for battle! Sean Hannity and the Catholic League’s Bill Donohue are now claiming that there is a war on Easter. “Oh no!” you say. “Who would do such a thing?” Why, Lady Gaga, comedian Ricky Gervais, and a few other dastardly demons—that’s who.
I even heard it through the grapevine that the CEO of Easter Bunnies, Inc., is hopping mad. I was told that he’s organized his bunny brigade and worked in co-operation with the president of Hatchling Chicks Corporation to devise a plan to go after anti-Easterites like Lady Gaga and Gervais.
Get your trebuchets ready! I’ll bring eggs. We’re planning to meet in Mister MacGregor’s garden tomorrow at the first light of dawn. We’ll shell the hard-boiled enemies of Easter ova and ova again until they surrender. They won’t know what hit them.
Are you ready to join me and my fellow warriors?
More about the War on Easter:
Stephen Colbert has an excellent summary of the story for us here: Easter Under Attack—Egg Edition
Fox News And Catholic League’s Bill Donohue Invent ‘War On Easter’ (Think Progress)
Easter Brings Out the Crazies (Catholic League)
Hannity – War on Easter (4.21.11) I couldn’t embed video. Here’s the link:
Stamford Liberal
Just because Connecticut has strict standards doesn’t mean it is the same for the whole country. Therefore you are wrong. Ialso like your choice of words. May God have mercy on your soul.
Jesus H. Christ, Jimbo …
“You are the one who is ignorant. Don’t you know that people fake their proofs through photo shop. If you lived in a border community you would know how easy it is to do. So my point that many do not pay insurance is true.”
1. In Connecticut, not only does the consumer provide the DMV with a copy of the insurance card, but insurance companies send the DMV a lists of their insureds;
2. The Department of Revenue is tied into a database with the tax departments in the local municipalities – the DoR shares the data with the DMV.
You are one STUPID mother-f**ker.
“I guess you don’t know how easy it is to fake auto insurance id’s. Now who is the joker!!”
“You just made fool of yourself on your liberal blog in front of all of your liberal bloggers. HAH HAH HAH”
What was that? All I managed to get out of that is, “I’m a moron who wouldn’t make it on ‘Are you Smarter Than a Fifth Grader.'” Moron.
“The problem with most Christians is they do not pay their tithe which is why the church can’t carry out its calling. You obviuosly do not attend church regularly.”
So, because Christians like you are aren’t tithing, the government needs to make sure that the less fortunate of our society are taken care of. Seems to me that you so-called Christians aren’t stepping up to the plate and doing what you’re mandated by Dog to do. F**king slackers so quit your bitching about government doing what you nitwits are supposed to do. Figures, all fire and brimstone bullsh*t and absolutely no substance whatsoever.
I’m an athiest, asshole. Besides, even if I was a Dog-fearing fool like you, I wouldn’t give my money to the church but directly to the charities I choose, not to make sure the hierarchy has a shiny new car to drive every year.
J. Brian Harris, Ph.D., P.E
I asked you a simple question and you respond with Philoshophical answer that most that the commoner would go Huh? You either trust government or you don’t. I don’t!
Stamford Liberal
You just made fool of yourself on your liberal blog in front of all of your liberal bloggers. HAH HAH HAH
Stamford Liberal
I guess you don’t know how easy it is to fake auto insurance id’s. Now who is the joker!!
Stamford Liberal
The problem with most Christians is they do not pay their tithe which is why the church can’t carry out its calling. You obviuosly do not attend church regularly.
Stamford Liberal
You are the one who is ignorant. Don’t you know that people fake their proofs through photo shop. If you lived in a border community you would know how easy it is to do. So my point that many do not pay insurance is true.
Jimbo,
“I have only stated that it shouldn’t be government taking from those who have worked hard and giving to those in need.”
I’ll say the same thing to you that I said to your dingleberry friend, HIR:
If you so-called “Christian’s did such a bang up job with helping the poor, the government wouldn’t have had to step in in the first goddamned place.
But, keep giving that 10% tithe sucker, if it makes you feel like a “real” Christian.
Jimbo,
“Stamford Liberal
Doesn’t everybody pay motor vehicle taxes etc? I’ll bet more of the poor do not have car insurance and other government requirements.”
You cannot register, nor can you re-register, a vehicle without:
1. Proof of auto insurance; and
2. Proof that all motor vehicle taxes are paid and current.
Have you always been a dumbass or is this something new for you?
Jim 1, April 26, 2011 at 8:47 am
J. Brian Harris, Ph.D
Based on our government officials’s record of spending, do you actually trust them? Also, if 90% of the people told our government leaders that on May 20 we want all Americans to go and kill themselves, would you do it?
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I trust people who have mastered the ways of deception to act deceptively.
I trust people who have mastered the ways of deception so well that they cannot recognize deception to act with resolute deceptive determination.
Who decides what is deception?
Who decides who is deceived?
Is it possible for a person deceived to recognize being deceived?
(Telling about someone who “died” nearly 2000 years ago, about little children, and about a particular kingdom, to the deceived, may elicit their deception — and the abuse whereby they became deceived?)
Not only would I not do what such a 90% might want, I would never knowingly kill, or even hurt, another person in “self-defense.” If I am unable to defend myself without hurting someone else, I have no self worth defending.
J. Brian Harris, Ph.D
Based on our government officials’s record of spending, do you actually trust them? Also, if 90% of the people told our government leaders that on May 20 we want all Americans to go and kill themselves, would you do it?
What would be wrong with a government of the people, by the people, and for the people?
Who decides who is “the people”?
Who decides who is “the government”?
HenMan
There you go again, I never said I wasn’t compassionate. Quite the contrary! I have only stated that it shouldn’t be government taking from those who have worked hard and giving to those in need. That should be left to the people so that we can follow the golden rule. Tell me one government program that isn’t running a deficit? Yet, you put your trust in government and I put mine in the people.
Perhaps some folks come upon this blawg without having a proper definition of “religion,” and, out of ignorance, improperly mention something those who know better know better than to mention.
Perhaps a really clear (and non-religious) definition would allow the dismally ignorant to learn better.
For starters, how about;
“religion (noun). Religion is false belief(s) and people acting on false belief(s).”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGcLKTqtxSY
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HenMan,
Amen!
Jim,
“Fine then! I’ll bet my constitutional skills up against yours any day.”
rofl . . . ROFLOL . . . ROFLMAO
Oh, I think I may have hurt my liver laughing!
That may be the funniest thing I’ve heard in weeks.
You just bring it then, Bambi.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0Qfnvr-rrc&feature=fvst
Good night, Tokyo!
Have you ever seen anyone work so hard trying to find biblical quotes to justify his own cheapness of character and lack of compassion for the people who suffer in this imperfect nation of ours?
Jim, He Is Risen, or whatever name you use next- if you weren’t so obscure, I’m sure God would find you as disgusting and full of hot air as I do. I believe you’re a big hit on the right-wing webs, as you claim. Here, you are just a stereotype of a stingy jerk trying to impress people who have heard all of your crap many times before. It wasn’t credible then and it isn’t credible now.
Blather on, if you must- I have seen enough.
Jim,
Check out the votes and see how much cooperation Clinton got from the Republicans. But, I know facts are not your friend.
BTW, good luck on testing your con law expertise against Buddha. My Money is backing Buddha!
Jim, whatever happened in the past is not relevant to current Repub obstructionism. I sometimes wish some past Republican Presidents could come back and kick butt. Like Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt and Eisenhower. Others, not so much.