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Notice: Interruption of Service This Weekend For The End of Times

As many people are aware, the world will end on May 21, 2011 which is likely to cause an interruption in service on the Turley blog. Fortunately, your host will be going to his annual weekend at Shrine Mont with other families. I expect our weekend bloggers to remain at their posts through the rapture while I await the rapture on a mountain top in Virginia in a pure and sanctified state. I remind everyone that during the end of the world we will maintain the policy of civility and decorum on the blog. Profanity and uncontrolled screaming are strongly discouraged. There is also a chance that anonymity will be lost in the post-rapture judgment on any trolls.

Last weekend in New York, the troops were out with signs announcing the end of the world. It took a bit of explaining to the kids, but I reminded them that this meant no end of term exams (which mollified them).

The Family Radio Worldwide and its leader Harold Camping have done an amazing job in informing millions of our collective demise this weekend. For us at the Turley blog, it is not an end but an opportunity. While I cleanse my soul at Shrine Mont (while fishing), I know that our bloggers will remain online up to the rapture for hundreds of millions of people surfing the Internet at the last minute. To help them, I wanted to add references to the most likely search terms for Saturday to help them reach our site:

1. Proper clothing for the rapture.

2. WiFi access in heaven.

3. Justin Bieber’s rapture schedule.

4. Can Obama block final judgment for Bush officials involved in torture program?

5. cheap homes for sale by members of the Family Radio Worldwide ministry.

Good luck, everyone. I will not be with you when the rapture occurs but I assure you that this blog is right with God. At the time of the final judgment, Turley blog regulars will be given preferential treatment and should fear not. If you are still a bit nervous, I recommend playing Captain & Tennille’s Muskrat Love while watching Under Siege 2: Dark Territory . Then, no matter what happens, it won’t seem quite so bad to leave this world behind.


Source: MSNBC

Jonathan Turley

116 thoughts on “Notice: Interruption of Service This Weekend For The End of Times”

  2. Saw this morning his net worth this year rose to 122 million….I suppose he can do his best enionbob….

  3. Well one person for sure is MIA this morning is Harold Camping,not on his regular show this morning,if he goes to an undisclosed location,I hope he remembers that you can’t hide from, fate?

  4. I am so confused … have I been raptured yet?

    I was counting on being in Italy

    Ciao?

    Shoot … time to leave for the party

  7. CEJ,

    Thanks for asking, but I’m a bit north and west of the flooding. Your well wishes are nonetheless appreciated though.

  9. Harold Camping is off by a year.

    The 2012 End of the World Survival Kit.
    Get yours now…before they’re sold out. Make sure you’re ready for the Rapture!

  11. Kate..

    Daylight SAVINGS Time…

    Kate!!!

    LOL

    That is just plain terrible!!!

    Can I use it please???

  12. I’m afraid you’re all wrong. Mr. Camping himself says the East Coast will be R’d at 8 p.m. tonight! So you easterners have only about 20 minutes — sorry! (Assuming he’s on Daylight Saving Time — LOL LOL LOL “Saving”!)

    http://blog.seattlepi.com/thebigblog/2011/05/20/may-21-doomsday-actually-starts-friday-night-says-harold-camping/

    May 21 doomsday actually starts Friday night, says Harold Camping

    Harold Camping, interviewed on a radio station recently, said the rapture will happen at exactly 6 p.m. Saturday. But it will happen time zone by time zone, meaning the first round of rapturing will happen at 6 p.m. in the International Dateline at 180 longitude. (That’s between Pago Pago, American Samoa and Nuku’alofa, Tonga.)

    And that means 11 p.m. Friday for those of us on Pacific Standard Time, according to a doomsday author writing for The Atlantic. That’s when devastating earthquakes will also start, Camping said.

  13. I am ‘gonna try my best to ensure that ‘Muskrat Love’ is on that wayward ‘Rap ship to heavin so ya’ll good folk will hear it for all eternity–plus a quadrillion light-years of wandering amongst them stars…

    For the rest of us heathins remainin’ shere on terra firma a’ wand’rin whar ya’ll air up yunner:

  14. Here’s one for all our friendly… “Holy Rollers?”… I’ve been smiling lately… Peace!

  15. Wishing everyone a wonderful weekend!

    Happy Belated Birthday Professor Turley and cheers to 50 more!

    To anyone (BIL?) out there on the flood plain wishing you too better days; it may be some comfort knowing “mutant star goats” are covered!

  17. Bud,

    That’s easy.

    [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDgGkMPlmOM&w=640&h=390]

    [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nXqhfry8KQ&w=640&h=390]

  18. Bud:

    When I get to the venue,I’ll ask my buddy and his bandmates,how long can they carry a tune!! LOL!!

  20. Eniobob,

    How can you think of jazz at a time like this???

    Think he’s going to give you a song and a dance???
    I mean god…

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