At Long Last, America Has Found Its Leader

After wallowing in the swamp of sensational opportunists from Palin to Trump, America has finally found a leader who can inspire us and lead us. While President Obama covers up alleged war crimes and rolls back on environmental protections, this young man used his learning to ride a bike to inspire a nation.

His delivery is Ted Kennedy-esque and his bold vision is reminiscent of Adlai Stevenson. I cannot wait until his speech on “how I kissed my first girl.”

7 thoughts on “At Long Last, America Has Found Its Leader”

  1. Now there is a young man with High Hopes.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIDLC8M4R28

    Writer(s): Cahn/Van Heusen

    Next time you’re found, with your chin on the ground
    There a lot to be learned, so look around

    Just what makes that little old ant
    Think he’ll move that rubber tree plant
    Anyone knows an ant, can’t
    Move a rubber tree plant

    But he’s got high hopes, he’s got high hopes
    He’s got high apple pie, in the sky hopes

    So any time you’re gettin’ low
    ‘stead of lettin’ go
    Just remember that ant
    Oops there goes another rubber tree plant

    When troubles call, and your back’s to the wall
    There a lot to be learned, that wall could fall

    Once there was a silly old ram
    Thought he’d punch a hole in a dam
    No one could make that ram, scram
    He kept buttin’ that dam

    but he’s got high hopes, he’s got high hopes
    He’s got high apple pie, in the sky hopes

    So any time you’re feelin’ bad
    ‘stead of feelin’ sad
    Just remember that ram
    Oops there goes a billion kilowatt dam

    All problems just a toy balloon
    They’ll be bursted soon
    They’re just bound to go pop

    Oops there goes another problem kerplop
    Oops, there goes another problem kerplop
    Oops, there goes another problem kerplop
    Kerplop!

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