I have warned for years about the Martian menace and the lack of preparations of anti-Martian devices. Now the Martians are throwing rocks at us and all we can do is collect them. This is a picture of a Martian meteorite that hit near Foumzgit, Morocco in July 2011 and recovered last month.
The rock was part of a meteorite shower and is only the fifth time scientists have chemically confirmed Martian meteorites. The scientists believe that the 15 pounds of rocks (including one two-pound chunk) was sent hurling toward Earth millions of years ago when something struck the Red Planet. However, since creationism maintains that the Earth is only roughly 6000 years old, that is clearly as wrong as suggesting the Moon does not shine on its own power. As Sherlock Holmes has noted, “once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.” The truth is that Martians are throwing rocks at us and our presidential candidates are ignoring or denying reality.
Ok, I saw “Cowboys versus Aliens” last night, but that does not mean that this could not happen. I, for one, am having the kids gather rocks to defend our town . . . at least until the Martians develop a stick with a nail in it.
Source: Physorg
We should have heeded the warning when the Imperial Martian Defense Forces destroyed all those spy missions. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploration_of_Mars#Spate_of_failures
I hope you also have seen the movie “Mars Attacks.” Ginrich’s wife Callista seems to have a role in this flick. (OK, I know, she isn’t really, but that “Martian” woman sure looks like her!)
Just tell Gingrich. He’ll have them killed.
“The scientists believe that the 15 pounds of rocks (including one two-pound chunk) was sent hurling toward Earth millions of years ago when something struck the Red Planet.”
This means they have had millions of years to prefect their weaponry. I need to buy some more plastic sheeting.
Mars Needs Couscous!
Frankly, Being killed by a meteorite strike is akin to being killed by a cosmic drone- ghod’s own drone strike. I think the only confirmed kill though is a cow. In Venezuela.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/1567456/Killer-meteorite-up-for-auction-in-New-York.html
Frankly,
You might have something….Cooperation worked during numerous covert campaigns….whether by force, fear, intimidation….or shiny beads for an island….
Since they attacked an Arabic country how do we know they are not on our side? Given the heat they have taken for drone attacks it makes sense that the Pentagon would look for a reasonable alternative.
I am gonna have to tell somebody that is in the Department of Creative Sciences….You will be contacted….
But then again….You’d care like I would….lol…
I knew you can’t trust those sneaky Martians.
“I, for one, am having the kids gather rocks to defend our town . . . at least until the Martians develop a stick with a nail in it.”
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You can’t win if you insist on fighting the last war; the kids should be working on scaling up that trebuchet. The meteors came from the past, your weapons must anticipate the future. See “The Forever War” by Joe Haldeman. Good luck.