By Mark Esposito, Guest Blogger
Zachary P. Ramirez, 21, of Naperville, Illinois, is a man on a mission. Naperville Police Sgt. Gregg Bell said Ramirez was clocked at 111 miles per hour in his black 1994 Honda Prelude while traveling through the Springbrook Prairie Forest Preserve. The speed limit is 45. Officers said at about 2:00 a.m., they observed the local resident first run a red light and then a stop sign.
When finally stopped, the young man had an innovative excuse. According to police, Ramirez said he was “trying to go have sex with a girl he liked.” A search of the car revealed 2.5 grams or less of marijuana. Ramirez was charged with speeding 40 mph or more over the limit, reckless driving, disobeying a traffic control signal, disobeying a stop sign and possession.
Source: Chicago Sun Times
~Mark Esposito, Guest Blogger
MJ
No capisco. Do you? Elaborate please.
ID707,
Don’t ring the bell unless you want to quit. What is paradise? Do you know what a problem is? It has consequences. If you don’t want to have two X chromosomes, get it changed.
Not sure of the thread. Sex or speed? I preferred girls who tolerated moderate weenies and had no need of speed. Although a sport car did draw attention, especially with a Hollywood muffler.
But the girls at the nurses’ home here beat them all. Ring the bell, ´say it is Bruce, (he was not one, but apparently known since previously) and the door opener buzzes and you are admitted. Go up and find what’s waiting for you. Get grabbed and enter paradise. Now if my stamina had been better or Viagra had been around, several other girls, patiently waiting would have been made happy.
They were only human, just like us guys.
SwM,
It wasn’t ad hoc. The Mexican guy wasn’t being completely truthful. Next thing I knew, the Richmond police were looking for us. I was driving a Honda 750 motorcycle. Didn’t get caught. By the way, the Hispanic guy was on the back. He kept yelling pull over. I said I’m not pulling over, we’ll get arrested. He said we won’t get arrested, you will.
booty call “A late night summons — often made via telephone — to arrange clandestine sexual liaisons on an ad hoc basis.”
What happens if you don’t even get to look at it? Just drink your beer and eat your potato chips. With French Onion dip. And make sure the cops don’t catch you.
If she was HOT he could claim necessity.
If she was NOT he could claim insanity.
I went to Richmond, California one time with a Mexican guy who said he knew some girls. Turns out the girls weren’t there. I said let’s go to their house. He said no, their brothers will beat us up.
I remember well my youth and the passion it inspired. While I did do street drag racing, I always kept my top speed under a hundred since most of my cars didn’t have great tires. The expectations of horny young men often exceed their reason. As my high school principal once said to me “you had better keep your mind above your belt”. It took me many years to understand the reason he imparted.
Sounds like a kid going for his first time. He finally found someone willing. Running a stop sign and speeding so far over the speed limit with a stash in the car? That qualifies for an award for stupid. Ahhh, wait, he’s 21. All guys between 13 and twenty-something qualify for a stupid award, especially where sex is concerned.
Must have been a sure thing —
http://movieclips.com/4dQeo-the-sure-thing-movie-a-sure-thing/
I lived in Naperville for ten years. I leave and then things get interesting!
MJ……apparently she had to wait…. Through no fault of her own……
Couldn’t the girl wait?
Good, better and best.
This story is nothing I used to work with a guy, we spent 3 weeks away from home at a time, who was having sex with his wife while driving on I-10 in LA. He got pulled over by a cop who thought he was drunk and was only given a warning. But that was almost 30 years ago.
Anything you say CAN and WILL be used against you….
(But what most people don’t know is that NOTHING you say can be used to HELP you…for real!)
The hurry up and wait syndrome.
Indiscretions…….will be costly….. If heist convicted of the drug charge….. He can say good bye to any governmental backed student financial assistance……
As could have been said to me…. I hope it was worth it……
Was the “girl he liked” in the car? That would make the speeding a little more dangerous.
A friend of mine had several pithy sayings about sex. For one thing, he observed that the worst he ever had was great, but that he never had any worth going to jail over. Also, after he discovered a woman he was seeing had a Marine boyfriend, he came in to work one day and told me if she called, he was not in. Asked why, he replied, “The worst I ever had was great, but it was not worth dying for.”