We have been discussing the steady stream of absurd actions taken by school officials under “zero tolerance” policies. For a prior column, click here. The Philadelphia school district is adding its name to this ignoble list after standing by the decision to not only scold but to search a 5th grade student after Melody Valentin was found in possession of a paper gun.
The district is actually commending the actions of officials in searching Valentin, saying that she told classmates that she had a handgun. The family and girl deny she ever said that she had a handgun. Instead, she said that she realized that she had the cutout gun and put it on the desk. Her grandfather had given it to her the previous day. It was a classmate who saw the paper cutout and told a teacher.
The paper gun above does not exactly create a reasonable suspicion that a fully loaded block is concealed in the girl’s backpack. However, she is fortunate not to have been suspended or expelled. Even a finger gun is enough of an arsenal to lead to such discipline judging from past cases.
Source: Fox
I tear off corners of note paper to throw gum away – I didn’t realize I have a tote bag full of “guns”
East of the Mississipppi, the Ten Commandments dont apply.
Can someone perhaps mail or email our comments to the school board of that school out in Philladelphia.
looks to me like somebody tore a corner off to write a note and pass it in class… wonder what the reaction to that would be. hey, wait, “her grandfather gave her the “gun”” — wha’?
Does anybody wonder why our school system can’t teach kids anymore? Fake pills, a corner cut out of a piece of paper, handing a kid an aspirin, plastic forks in school lunches. Yes indeed our kids are terrorists and we should spend way more time searching them than teaching them how to read and do math problems.
Ban the letter L! You never know how it might be used! Ban the map of Utah for the same reason.
If she pulled on a teacher they could have got her for assault, On the other hand how come several sheriffs are telling citizens to arm themselves, could it be because they can’t save you if you call 911 so save yourself?
This is an astounding case. I think it would be prudent to make sure that there are not any books in the library that mention or show pictures of guns because the kids could cut out the “real” thing! Yikes.
Good thing she didn’t add a paper “clip.”
As I look @ the evidence my defense for this kid would be she was simply cutting out a map of Oklahoma. She made the panhandle a bit too wide, and should get a B-.
That girl looks like a stoned cold killer. The local head of the teacher’s union should have done a full body cavity search on that killer.
The Gestapo knows all…. They just need the neighborhood informants…. Sig Hiel….
An L-shaped piece of paper is a “paper gun”?
Would an intact sheet of copy paper, being longer in one dimension than the other, be properly interpreted as a rifle?
Or does it more closely resemble – oh, boy, it does! – the shape of a Claymore anti-personnel mine? I’ll bet the little troublemaker’s extremist parents have reams of anti-personnel mines cached away at their terrorist cell headquarters!
Yep. People who made paper guns in my high school were suspended for having “look alike weapons”. Yeah, because paper guns look JUST LIKE real guns!
Fear based intelligence.
Darren:
Or Florida, either–they could get expelled for pornography.
Pete:
Yep, pretty lame. If that passes for a gun it would be advisable to tell your children not to carry cutouts of the states of Oklahoma or Nebraska either.
pretty lame paper gun for a fifth grader. fire the arts and crafts teacher.
What was the worst thing that could have happened with this, a paper cut? The gulag lives on in this school.
A while back I remember reading of a kid that was either suspended or expelled from school for giving another kid a Tic-Tac. Reason? The candy LOOKED like a pill.