Hunger Games: White House Edition

turkeys_2013_page_caramel_2turkeys_2013_page_popcorn_2The White House has caught Hunger Game fever with a competition of which Turkey will become the White House Thanksgiving Turkey: Caramel or Popcorn. To assist the President, we have our own poll below on who is the biggest Turkey this year.

The White House however has decided that Obama will not assume the status of President Coriolanus Snow and require one Turkey die. Both will be pardoned but only one will prevail. I vote for Popcorn, but the race is close.

As for our own poll, who should be selected as the greatest Turkey this year in Washington:

Of course, the problem is that we keep all of the Turkeys in Washington who have little to fear from citizens and consumers alike.

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