While millions are dying of starvation and North Korea remains an isolated, despised power, it appears that supreme leader Kim Jong Un still has that magic of his old man, Kim Jong Il. Kim was reelected unanimously in his first election after taking over the country after his father’s death and then killing off his rivals, including family members. The North Korean press reported 100% of the country voted, though they found a ballot with a single name on it. In other words, you can have any leader as long as it is Kim Jong Il.
Kim won in his district — located on the symbolic Mount Paekdu after his intense campaign against no one. The state-run Korean Central News Agency announced “[t]his is an expression of all the service personnel and people’s absolute support and profound trust in supreme leader Kim Jong Un as they single-mindedly remain loyal to him.” Single candidates for the single minded. A perfect match.
Source: USA Today
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, “Hello?”
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>> “Mrs. Sanders, please.”
>> “Speaking.”
>> “Mrs. Sanders, this is Dr. Jones at St. Agnes Laboratory. When your husband’s doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good.”
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>> “What do you mean?” Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.
>> “Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer’s and the other one tested positive for HIV. We can’t tell which is which.”
>> “That’s dreadful! Can you do the test again?” questioned Mrs. Sanders.
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>> “Normally we can, but the new health care system will only pay for these expensive tests just one time.”
>> “Well, what am I supposed to do now?”
>> “The folks at ObamaCare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don’t sleep with him.
I’m amazed at the ignorance of people….
randyjet:
“The western TV refuses to show the white power and confederate flags they were waving.”
I would think western reporters would be all over that since many are socialists. Unless of course they are British Socialists since they have a history of sympathizing with Nazis.
Well maybe you are right.