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Satan Spotted At Speech By President Obama, Or, How I Learned To Lay Off The Quaaludes And Make Conspiracy Theory Movies

By Darren Smith, Weekend Contributor

reptilian-secret-service-agentFinally, Abraham Maslow and Satan can agree on something—the conspiracy theorist who made this movie achieved self-actualization. Clearly this was the highest achievement in the CT world and for me one of the funniest and most unbelievable I had the pleasure of witnessing. And most astoundingly, I did not need to be a card carrying member of the illuminati to experience it.

The below movie clip describes how “the average secret service spook” takes a “shape shifting, non-human reptilian form” while working a speech for the president.

“It could be evidence of a shape shifting alien humanoid working for the powers to be.”

Having heard all the tired and rather bland conspiracy theories–the faked moon-landings, the U.N. controlling congress, 250,000 Viet Cong in British Columbia, 10,000 Mongol Horsemen in the Yucatan Peninsula–this video brought back my faith that one can still find quality wacko theories and that this art and craft has not died out.

The video has it all: The Zionist Cabal; Aliens; Government Controlled by Israel and extraterrestrials.

The video at least proved to be a welcome distraction from today’s often unsettling news and a rather busy weekend for me personally.

The only theory that I suspect might be true is that there is an actual Secret Service agent who will probably never live this down with his coworkers. And probably he will have to buy several rounds of beer on weekends to shut them up.

Well, here it is. Enjoy

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68 thoughts on “Satan Spotted At Speech By President Obama, Or, How I Learned To Lay Off The Quaaludes And Make Conspiracy Theory Movies”

  2. I put the naughty in the Illuminati, but you probably can’t see it because you’re not a level five imperial wizard Freemason. So I was gonna post a link to the video titled “HOW THE ILLUMINATI PLAN TO CENSOR THE INTERNET”. But when I clicked on it, it said “This video has been removed for violating our terms of use.”

    Damn Illuminati.

  4. Lisa N
    I have to agree.
    That Ms. Clinton sure is a person of the people… who have tight connections to Wall Street.

  5. ” Oliver Stone is generally considered historically challenged. Why would anyone want to read one of his book?”

    For the humor,
    to feel superior,
    to know what ‘those guys’ are thinking,
    material for a bar game – explain the fallacy or take a drink,
    material for probe statements and questions to figure out what kind of crowd you are in,
    troll material?

    1. bfm – I would no more want someone to know I read an Oliver Stone book than I read 50 Shades of Grey.

      1. @Paul: ” I would no more want someone to know I read an Oliver Stone book than I read 50 Shades of Grey.”

        Uh oh, too late! Unless you are going to make the old excuse ‘ … not that I know from my own personal experience, I read that in a book review … really … I promise’

        Sure Paul, I believe you … really.

        1. bfm – I tend towards classical literature and non-fiction. Mommy porn is not in my literary wheelhouse.

  6. http://americanloons.blogspot.com/2013/12/835-berit-kjos.html

    “Diagnosis: The combination of Taliban style religious fundamentalism and hardcore conspiracy lunacy is always lovely, and it is rather unlikely that Kjos and her ministry will ever sustain much of a general impact.”

    Berit Kjos, someone we were discussing yesterday on a different thread. The ministry she is associated with puts out some interesting Christian style conspiracy theory films and videos. I wonder what Neo thinks of these.

    http://youtu.be/wawyhwsFLTQ

  8. Paul – “Oliver Stone is generally considered historically challenged” Hmmmm “generally considered”… you don’t say! Whoah! Now that’s something that I didn’t know. I stand corrected!!!

    Whatever you do, do NOT read the article linked. I repeat; DO NOT.

    Americans Are Finally Waking Up To “False Flag” Terror
    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-08-15/americans-are-finally-waking-false-flag-terror

    And here’s a website that you do NOT want to go to and if you do find yourself there, do NOT read any of the material. And that goes for everyone visiting this site as well.

    http://armageddonconspiracy.co.uk/

    1. Hildegard – one of the major film magazine takes mistakes made in films. It is a little contest to keep people on their toes. The mistakes can be technical or historical. They finally refused to take any on Oliver Stone, he just had too many historical mistakes in his films.

      1. As far as Oliver Stone’s credibility? There’s always wheat with the chaff, throwing the baby out with the bathwater, lies behind the truth and truth behind the lies. Keep an open mind. I’d like to know who this “major film magazine” is.

        Too many theories have been proven right in time; sometimes after the dreaded theorists are 6 feet under and sometimes under very suspicious circumstances. Are you with me? Brave men and women literally sticking their necks out, risking everything, trying to be your early warning system. But many are way too “smart” to fall for that crap! They aren’t going to take a chance on being laughed at for opening their minds to the ‘remote’ possibility that “those people” might be right. I have a good friend who said she “never wanted to be one of THOSE people”. You know….a “conspiracy theorist”. Now she is one of those people because she WOKE UP. That doesn’t mean she believes every single theory that comes down the pike, but she does her own research.

        1. Hildegard – although there is something in what you say, Oliver Stone is not our leader. 😉

  10. Paul C

    Lol! Are the toppings on those gluten-free pizzas arranged in such a way as to spell Christian and Revelation properly?

  13. Ooooooh. . .

    Aaaaaaaaah. . .

    Secret meanings and hidden codes in words like Christian and Revelation, where the proper spelling is used. . .

    Seems like someone is missing his regular Sunday Illuminati meeting. Shame. I hear they serve some great bagels at those things.

    1. bam bam – my understanding is that the Illuminati only meet at night and the menu is gluten-free pizza.

  14. Whoah! Darren Smith is complete puppet. To take a few fringe stories and deride all “conspiracy theorists” is the funniest thing of all. I’m wondering if he ever thinks for himself at all or if he smugly rejects anything main stream media tells him to. He might want to check out Oliver Stone’s Untold History of the United States http://www.untoldhistory.com/ but then again he’s “…heard all the tired and rather bland conspiracy theories” so he must have heard that one too.

    1. Hildegard – Oliver Stone is generally considered historically challenged. Why would anyone want to read one of his book?

  15. @ bam bam
    1, August 16, 2015 at 12:58 pm @11:57 am

    Could it possibly have some connection to a Christian event, or, in your case, a christian event?

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    LMAO, I love it.

    How about this concept, BCE which means “Before the Common Era”.
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    @ bam bam
    1, August 16, 2015 at 12:58 pm @11:57 am

    I may not always side with Democrats or Islam, but a sane, educated individual does not decide to routinely misspell words out of some juvenile misconception that the behavior somehow promotes one’s bizarre ideology.

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    They do if they understand the structure of language, but you can be-lie-ve whatever you want.

    an except:

    Upper and Lower-Case Letters

    Upper and lower case letters are used often in legal writing to flag hidden meanings, like a secret
    code. It is amazing how using an upper case letter in place of one in lower case can change a
    words meaning in legalese. These artists of deception include alternative meanings in their law
    dictionaries so they can deny accountability should you attempt to point any of this out. Try it and
    they will look down their noses at you as if you have mental problems, all the while knowing full well
    that they set up these legal tricks to deceive “We the People.”

    Consider the following question many have encountered on a typical job application. It is a good
    example of how words are used to deceive us.

    Are You a citizen of the United States?

    There are three traps contained in this question, all designed to obtain, or presume jurisdiction
    over you.

  16. @11:57 am

    I may not always side with Democrats or Islam, but a sane, educated individual does not decide to routinely misspell words out of some juvenile misconception that the behavior somehow promotes one’s bizarre ideology. No slights, just the facts.

    By the way, what year do you write on your checks? If it’s 2015, well, then, you are one of those hypocrites that you routinely rail against. After all, what does the year 2015 signify? Could it possibly have some connection to a Christian event, or, in your case, a christian event?

    1. bam bam – technically it is an event about Jesus the Christ. However, the monk who did the dating, got the years screwed up so, first there is no zero year and he was born roughly 3-4 BC. Fights ensue at certain events over the dating. 😉

  17. @ bam bam
    1, August 16, 2015 at 11:57 am
    @11:32 am

    If you are to continue your denunciation of Christians or Revelation, maybe you should learn how to correctly spell them. In case you didn’t realize, both words are to be capitalized when used in the manner contained in your rants. A clear lack of a basic, solid education is in evidence, along with a lack of opposable thumbs.

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    Oh bam bam,

    For lack of a greater argument, you side with slights.

    While christians and revelation are spelled correctly, I intentionally wish not to give either the respect it doesn’t deserve, thus the lower case letters similar to when I write “bible” rather than “Bible” (ouch that hurt).

  18. Lisa N

    It’s not so much hypocrisy as it is hedging one’s bet, where lessening one’s chance of loss is counterbalanced with other bets or investments. It’s protecting against loss by supporting more than one possible result–or both sides–in a competition. Surprised by Slim Fast’s donation to Hillary? Why? Those donuts aren’t going to eat themselves!

  19. Here’s a conspiracy that was a theory and just got proved: ATT is collecting everything, sifting it FOR the govt. (take note Libertarians that it is a corporation who is screwing you along with USG), and sending it to the NSA for review. A lot of money changes hands for it. Check wikileaks twitter for the link to the article in the NYTimes.

    Neo is correct to point out that conspiracy theory is used to discredit information which is accurate but the powerful do not want you to know it is occurring.

  20. What I find funny is Slim Fast is Hillary Clinton’s 2nd biggest donor and Fox News is her 9th.

    Has Slim Fast seen her in her pants suits lately. Now that’s hypocrisy.

    Also might explain why Fox News tried to torpedo Donald Trump, for their establishment candidate Bush, who would surely lose to Clinton. Below are donors to Clinton:

    $25,100,000*
    University of California
    $1,212,245
    Slim Fast
    $6,008,430
    Microsoft Corp.
    $814,645
    American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees
    $5,350,000
    Google Inc.
    $801,770
    Coca-Cola Company
    $5,250,001
    U.S. Government
    $728,647
    Goldman Sachs
    $4,960,000
    Harvard University
    $668,368
    Citigroup
    $3,876,000
    Kaiser Permanente
    $588,386
    Service Employees International Union
    $3,832,867
    Stanford University
    $512,356
    Communications Workers of America
    $3,662,175
    Deloitte LLP
    $456,975
    21st Century Fox / News Corp
    $3,002,926
    Columbia University
    $455,309
    Intl Brotherhood of Electrical Workers
    $2,658,537
    Time Warner
    $442,271
    Loral Space & Communications
    $2,606,501
    U.S. Dept of State
    $417,629
    Walt Disney Co.
    $2,459,345
    DLA Piper
    $401,890
    Dreamworks SKG
    $2,422,915
    Sidley Austin LLP
    $400,883
    Time Warner
    $2,365,930
    Walt Disney Co.
    $369,598
    AT&T Inc.
    $2,262,722
    IBM Corp.
    $369,491
    United Food & Commercial Workers Union
    $2,100,883
    University of Chicago
    $357,185
    National Education Association
    $2,041,463
    University of Michigan
    $339,806
    American Federation of Teachers
    $2,036,000
    Comcast Corp.
    $337,628
    Cisco Systems
    $1,845,000
    U.S. Dept of Justice
    $334,659
    Joseph E Seagram & Sons
    $1,747,945
    U.S. Dept of Health & Human Services
    $309,956
    Note: Corporate and union donations include those from companies, foundations and employees.

    – See more at: http://www.teaparty.org/well-ya-know-might-explain-debate-fox-hillarys-9th-largest-donor-113225/#sthash.jUIJ8Q1r.dpuf

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