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Satan Spotted At Speech By President Obama, Or, How I Learned To Lay Off The Quaaludes And Make Conspiracy Theory Movies

By Darren Smith, Weekend Contributor

reptilian-secret-service-agentFinally, Abraham Maslow and Satan can agree on something—the conspiracy theorist who made this movie achieved self-actualization. Clearly this was the highest achievement in the CT world and for me one of the funniest and most unbelievable I had the pleasure of witnessing. And most astoundingly, I did not need to be a card carrying member of the illuminati to experience it.

The below movie clip describes how “the average secret service spook” takes a “shape shifting, non-human reptilian form” while working a speech for the president.

“It could be evidence of a shape shifting alien humanoid working for the powers to be.”

Having heard all the tired and rather bland conspiracy theories–the faked moon-landings, the U.N. controlling congress, 250,000 Viet Cong in British Columbia, 10,000 Mongol Horsemen in the Yucatan Peninsula–this video brought back my faith that one can still find quality wacko theories and that this art and craft has not died out.

The video has it all: The Zionist Cabal; Aliens; Government Controlled by Israel and extraterrestrials.

The video at least proved to be a welcome distraction from today’s often unsettling news and a rather busy weekend for me personally.

The only theory that I suspect might be true is that there is an actual Secret Service agent who will probably never live this down with his coworkers. And probably he will have to buy several rounds of beer on weekends to shut them up.

Well, here it is. Enjoy

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68 thoughts on “Satan Spotted At Speech By President Obama, Or, How I Learned To Lay Off The Quaaludes And Make Conspiracy Theory Movies”

  2. @11:32 am

    If you are to continue your denunciation of Christians or Revelation, maybe you should learn how to correctly spell them. In case you didn’t realize, both words are to be capitalized when used in the manner contained in your rants. A clear lack of a basic, solid education is in evidence, along with a lack of opposable thumbs.

  5. First of all, the term “Conspiracy Theory” was coined by the CIA under project MK-ULTRA in the 1950’s under their mind control programs. This program has been very successful and in the 80’s was in full swing. Its goal: The people are used to stifle decent among the masses. We don’t need critical thinking skills anymore, we have the US government to tells us what’s real. When I hear people speak negatively about conspiracy theorists, I say to myself “They are just a part of the ignorant masses.” and walk away.

    And anyone who believes they are christian, try reading the book of revelation, the mind control and alien thingies are in there.

  9. Thank you for an update on what the reptilians are up to. I haven’t heard much news of them for quite some time.

  10. Quaaludes are no longer manufactured in this country. Quaaludes were horribly abused back in the 70’s/80’s. You get a good idea of the attraction if you watch, The Wolf of Wall Street. It got so bad the DEA went to the manufacturer and asked them to stop making Methaqualone, the active ingredient in Quaaludes.. Amazingly, the manufacturer agreed. Some believe there was some quid pro quo. But, it solved the abuse problem. Fast forward to the late 90’s when crystal meth became a huge problem. The DEA tried the same strategy. However, there were many drug companies who used the active ingredient ephedrine, which is used in cold medication. The drug companies told the DEA to go poop in their hat. They weren’t going to stop making cold meds because of tweakers. The DEA had to develop a strategy of controlling purchases. Walter White knew how to get around that, as do the Mexican cartels.

  12. I am watching ABC News – Sunday Morning. I can not believe how much they twist facts to denigrate The Donald, Hillary, and others. It seems that they want Bushie Boy. Satanic use of a national news channel.

  14. That guy looks normal. If you want to see someone who is truly satanic, take a look at Bill O’Reilly.

  16. Either its false in which case Obama is not nearly as bad as some claim. Or its true in which case you guys better start compromising with Obama – if you know what good for you.

    It looks like this may be the really, really New Deal.

    Do yo think DNC will start using this in its campaign promotions?

  17. The Southern Strategy by Lee Atwater: When Lee addressed his fellow Republicans way back in the Nixon era regarding a strategy to get the white bigot vote both North and South, he told them up front that they would not longer have to say: N word, N word, N word, anymore to get the attention of the old Democrat voters. If Lee were alive he would explain to them that they can effectuate this quite well by just saying Obama or ObamaCare. I live in the South and I hear the condemnation of our President in the way that folks just say his name with contempt. I hear it on this blog sometimes. Nope, I dont hear it in my ear, I read it.

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