Indonesia Village Finds Sex Doll On Beach And Proclaims That It Is A Living Angel and Gives It A Hijab For Modesty

_89547397_032748100-1In an example of how religious fervor can overwhelm basic judgment, the residents of a remote Indonesia village called Kalupapi recently discovered what they believed to be an “angel” on a beach. They described a being of “shining white, (with) round eyes with red eyebrows” that was naked, crying and only clothed in a white cloth after descending from the heavens. Police seized what they said was far from angelic: a sex toy that was tossed over the side of a boat.

The doll was found in March and a family took care of the doll. Word spread of the angel and the belief that it was a “bidadari”, or type of angel or spirit. The doll was given a hijab for modesty and honored until police arrived and announced that it was not a bidadari but rather that sex toy.

Some have insisted that the doll has special powers, but those are not exactly the powers that were advertised by the manufacturer.

Kudos: Roger Schechter

23 thoughts on “Indonesia Village Finds Sex Doll On Beach And Proclaims That It Is A Living Angel and Gives It A Hijab For Modesty”

  1. Amen….there are still people on this planet who have never seen a dildo besides me! A sex toy? Why do the perverts even think they are common knowledge? The perverts live in their fantasy land while women know what real men are. I wager the twenty percent women for trump have never seen a sex toy. Is that bad by you alls standards?

  2. Somebody was using this sex doll the way Republicans and corporations have been using American society. If Trump gets elected, this country will be washing up on a beach somewhere.

    1. H20 deOro – how much is the Clinton organization paying you. I had heard they had put a call out for trolls, just wondering what the price is.

  3. The doll was last seen in the nearby police station surrounded by several half dressed officials busily ensuring that the doll was no angel, and neither were they.

  4. Wait, this saga isn’t over–at least, not yet. Wait until one of these inbred savages takes her as a bride and demands that she get to work, cooking, cleaning and reproducing for him. Well, at least there’s a bright side to this story–when he decides to beat the living cr@p out of the dummy for failing to promptly obey his commands and orders, he doesn’t have to worry about her complaining about him to the nosy neighbors or the village imam.

  5. Does Turley have a teen age son that occasionally writes his blog?

  6. Arrogance stems only from those (Paul) who pretend to know the mind and will of some version of some deity. Wrapping yourself in humility is laughable.

    Invoking punishment also demonstrates just how weak your claims really are, by the way. Persuasion alone clearly doesn’t cut it. But, I for one certainly don’t fear the words or “eternal” threats made by my fellow mammals, who most times are simply afraid of the dark. (Boo!)

    So go on citing scripture and feigning moral authority, with an amount of self-righteousness equal to the convictions of the Taliban. It’s just blah blah blah. Because I fear your worldview and faux deity as much as I fear spells made by Wiccans.

    Let the conceited whining re-commence, maybe with some chapter and verse. Fun!

  7. Yeah, I get it Dave137…….But do you?

    When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with the humble is wisdom.

    Everyone who is arrogant in heart is an abomination to the LORD; be assured, he will not go unpunished.

    Pride goes before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall.

    For if anyone thinks he is something, when he is nothing, he deceives himself.

    Let another praise you, and not your own mouth; a stranger, and not your own lips.

    Do you see a man who is wise in his own eyes? There is more hope for a fool than for him.

  8. “You shall not make for yourselves idols, nor shall you set up for yourselves an image or a sacred pillar, nor shall you place a figured stone in your land to bow down to it; for I am the LORD your God.”

    Praise Zeus!

    Wait, wrong one?

    Actually I’ll pass on that ancient drivel, thanks.

  9. Darren, LOL! I think I saw one of those dolls in the commuter lane last week when we were in the LA area. She kept bending over.

  10. Leviticus 26:1

    The Blessings of Obedience:

    You shall not make for yourselves idols, nor shall you set up for yourselves an image or a sacred pillar, nor shall you place a figured stone in your land to bow down to it; for I am the LORD your God.

  11. This is like the Cargo People of the South Pacific. Or that S. African movie, The Gods Must Be Crazy, where the coke bottle drops on the pygmy.

  12. What did they think the vibrator floating next it was? I wonder where Obacala would like to relocate this group?

  13. If you put the thing in a cradle and put a blanket over the lower part and brought it into a Baptist church in America they would think it was baby Jesus. In Texas they would think it was baby Hey Zeus. Full of juice, ready for use and don’t let the meat loaf. Not all dumb people live off shore from America. We have many right here at home. Praise the Lord. And pass the ammunition.

  14. You’re going to be mighty embarrassed when you find out it actually is an angel.

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