“Organic Mix”: Walmart Fresh Express Lettuce Found Containing Dead Bat

 

38 thoughts on ““Organic Mix”: Walmart Fresh Express Lettuce Found Containing Dead Bat

  1. Is it not just plain common sense to dump the greens in a colander and wash them prior to consumption? Would be hard to avoid seeing the bat if this were done.

  2. The bat pictured is a Flying Fox. They are NOT indigenous to North America. Flying Foxes are cute as hell, but the North American bat that came out of that bag was something much less cuddly and appealing.

  3. The bat should have been spotted by the factory’s inspector, whose name was Casey. That’s right, Casey at the Bat. It is clear that Mighty Casey has struck out.

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