HAPPY EASTER

Happy Easter to all of our bloggers and readers that are celebrating today. The bunny came to the Turley house and left baskets overflowing with chocolates and candies, including a doggie basket for Luna (which is impressive given the historical Bunny v. Dog tensions).

We will throw our annual Easter Egg hunt for the neighborhood kids.  With our celebration of Passover on Friday (we celebrate both holidays), we are all going to be in a food coma by this evening.

Happy Easter to everyone — now hop to it and eat more chocolate!

Jonathan Turley

35 thoughts on “HAPPY EASTER”

  1. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Dave.
    Dave’s not here man!
    No. I’m Dave.
    Knock, knock.
    etc

    -Cheech and Chong

  2. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Ether. Ether who? Ether bunny.”
    “Knock knock. Who’s there? Another. Another who? Another Ether bunny.”
    “Knock knock. Who’s there? Stella. Stella who? Stella-nother Ether bunny.”

  3. Trump is building a “consensus” of insane nations to make war on N. Korea. I believe the religious lunatics want Armageddon and they will drag every last person and life on this planet into death for their “paradise”.

    I DO NOT CONSENT.

    I wish every person well. Evidently, Easter is a fine day for killing and dying according to the evil people running things.

    1. Hey Jill,

      Would you care to clue us in on the names of these “religious lunatics” whose minds you are able to read? Why don’t you call up Kim Jong Un(I guess in your mind one of the good guys) and persuade him to stop exploding nuclear bombs(6 at last count) and stop developing ICBM’s (with nuclear capability) with the intention of destroying Seattle, LA, Honolulu, San Francisco, and Tokyo? While you are at it, recommend a good psychiatrist for him. This “consensus of insane nations”, as you put it, have good reason to be a bit worried about the madman in Pyongyang! If you live on the West Coast or in Honolulu or Alaska, you should be worried as well!

  4. Happy Easter to all. We have had a steady stream of guests in San Diego and are now just us two, a welcome reprieve. So, there will be no lamb, ham, or even any hasenfeffer! Like Ralphie, Old Man Parker, et al we will go to our favorite Chinese Restaurant. Pork dumplings are close enough to ham for me.

  5. Happy Easter everybody! Now, back to binge watching the Red Rock series on Amazon! I highly recommend it. Kind of a soap opera-police show from Ireland. Fantastic, and once you start, you can’t stop!

    Squeeky Fromm
    Girl Reporter

  6. Happy Easter! (Don’t put chocolate in the dog’s basket, though)!

  7. I don’t know much about history– when it comes to religion. How did the Bunny get involved in the Easter Holiday and what does it have to do with Christ. Did he die today or come back in one piece? Did the Bunny greet him or something? Bunnys don’t have eggs. How come Easter Eggs? Why is there a “Good Friday”? Is there a “Bad Friday”? Why do they say “Merry Christmas” and “Happy Easter”. Where they confusing “Mary” with “Merry” as in go round?
    Is Mary Queen of Scots related to Jesus?

    1. When Jesus emerged from the tomb, he was given Cadbury Easter chocolate bunnies and eggs. Or something like that.

  8. I am reminded that the current white house can’t even manage to organize the annual white house lawn easter egg hunt.

    1. You didn’t get an Easter basket did you? Or was it full of rotten eggs? How bout you spare us your partisan crap…at least on Easter?

        1. Hey Dave,

          Maybe snowflakes like you don’t realize there might be more important and sinister things going on today in the world than organizing a White House Easter egg hunt. Also, go back to school and learn that Easter is always capitalized!

      1. As an old lawyer I got my constitutional law education at 7AM three days a week. No problem, because I have followed Jonathan Turley. His writings have been an education of clarity and and legal consistency. I don’t agree with him in his conclusions every time but i find his analysis brilliant. I don’t know how the Easter Bunny treated him but he will be very happy at Christmas.

    2. Leave to a liberal to worry about rolling eggs on a lawn, instead of the important matters at hand in communist North Korea.

  9. You posted a great old card. Happy Easter Professor Turley! Thank you for your blog.

  10. Feel terrible! Pippa, our wonderful Toy Poodle is not getting a basket!

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